Are your a porn star? Are you a alcoholic? Are you a drug addict?
 

I was listening to a pod cast recently and it got me thinking.

Mia khalifa, was she a porn star or did she just try porn?

Did you smoke weed and snort coke, or did you just try it out?

Do you drink to have a good time, or do you drink every day because you're addicted?

It got me thinking, this slut might not be a pornstar.

I like the Kansas City Chiefs

That will get you those sexy upvotes you are pursuing, naughty naughty boy.

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I've eaten ASS after about 12 shots that counts as 2 right?

THC is the answer...

...what was the question?

Hey

Mia Khalifa will give you every STD that ever existed.

She is the biggest reason I became a Chiefs fan..

By the way. Who is she?

She will suck you dry and leave you with incurable STD.

I was going to answer, but then I got high

Good thing she got her nose done

It's uncanny that all of these questions you over thought were the same questions my therapist recently ask me. My answer to all of these questions? I would rather have a bottle in front of me, instead of a frontal lobotomy.

If you wanted the trifecta, you could have snorted a few lines off her ass before eating it.

Please tell us what podcast sparked these deep and meaningful thoughts?