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Top Ten Things I trust more than the Chiefs winning:
1. My Mom and Dad rising from the dead
2. The leaders of Iran, Russia, and North Korea
3. Winning the Powerball lottery next time it exceeds $100 million dollars
4. Having a menage-a-trois with Salma Hayek and Kate Upton within the next year
5. Obama will resign and Hillary will be arrested before the end of football season
6. General Electric will hire me to be their new CEO
7. The Pulitzer Prize will be awarded to me for my fantastic CP threads and posts
8. The next Silicon Valley dot-com billion dollar startup will be my company and idea
9. Being on next year's cover of People Magazine as Sexiest Man Alive
10. I become the hottest DILF in Porn Star history, named "Ho Lovin Scho"
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"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!" ~Redd Foxx~
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"The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
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