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Originally Posted by old_geezer
Wal-Mart sells a product called Gorilla glue. Smear some of this on his feet while he's sleeping and then smack him in the face and run like hell. (I hope this is a quick drying glue). Also might be a disaster if you accidentally got some on yourself. I'd sure hate to be glued to a pissed-off gorilla.
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holy shit this is a bad idea. too many things could go wrong.