First, you need to dig a big ass hole, big enough for a gorilla to fall in to. Then get some leaves to cover it up so as it will be unseeable to the naked gorilla eye. Then put a banana in the center of the hole. When the gorilla tries to get the banana, jump out and scare it. It will faint, gorillas don't like suprises. Then it's yours to beat to death, take a picture with, compare penises, whatever one would do with a passed out gorilla.
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