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Originally Posted by FAX
I was thinking that, if we could get our hands on some Gorilla pheromones, we could spray paint a lady with those and let her coax the interested gorilla into a giant rubber ball thing with a spring loaded door.
Once inside, we just close the door and roll the gorilla home. But, the pheromone-painted lady would still be inside, so it's hard to recruit for that position.
FAX
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Well, you could get a stripper to do it. Plus, they have experiencing attracting gorillas (See Patrick Ewing's involvement in the Gold Club Trial).
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