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Old 01-16-2007, 06:51 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by RJ
Acme Gorilla Trap -O-Matic. Kit includes:

1 wooden gorilla crate, one size fits all.
1 50 foot rope.
6 plastic bananas
1 life-size Jane Goodall cardboard poster
4 AA batteries
1 rubber gorilla poop
Map of Africa
George of the Jungle audio cassette

Trap -O-Matic is 100% guaranteed. If you're not satisfied with the results within 30 days they'll give you a full refund. The product is endorsed by such notable celebrities as Wile E Coyote, Foghorn Leghorn and Mr Drysdale from the Beverly Hillbillies.
That's wierd, Mr. RJ. Must be a newer version. The old version the Acme Gorilla Trap-O-Matic was a bucket of paint and a brush and you were supposed to paint a big gorilla vagina on a cliff face. Then, when the gorilla ran headlong and konked himself out on the fake gogina, you tied him up.

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