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Originally Posted by FAX
Well that may be true, Mr. Simplex3. But, I'm pretty sure that Mr. Rain Man's suggestion will have something to do with asking the gorilla about 500 questions about whether he'd like to live on spider island, how to populate the all injury NFL team, or which icecream makes the best brake fluid.
Personally, I don't see how that's going to lead to a gorilla capture.
FAX
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You've been to the mall when those a**hole marketing people are there, right? So basically here's how it works:
1. You approach monkey, clipboard in hand, bored-off-your-ass expression on your face.
2. You ask him if you can have a minute of his time in the most monotone voice you can muster, preferably never looking above his knees.
3. When he mumbles about how he's busy, plead that if he doesn't help your manager will fire you.
4. When you get him in the little room, in the most uncomfortable chair ever designed by a human being, you bore him to death with reeruned questions.
It's by far the simplest plan we have going.