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Gorillas are angry, aren't they? Those stories about the ones in captivity named Koko who learn to play the piano and share their ideas about global market commerce through sign language are all false.

I think the idea is to not lure the gorilla, but piss it off so much it becomes confused, and then we casually throw an enormous weighted net over it from atop some trees.

I recommend we convert the gorilla into a Chiefs fan, then wait until the most convenient scheduled Herm Edwards press conference in order to bag it. We can provoke it in the meantime by strategically placing cardboard cutouts of Carl Peterson around the jungle area. Like in the gorilla love-making grounds, or places where a high percentage of gorillas poop. Nothing is more upsetting than looking at Carl Peterson while having gorilla sex or taking a poop.