OFFICIAL :: Indiacrapolis Colts @ Chiefs Game Thread

[KevB]

Yeah! Gunther is in his head!

[Bob Dole]

Wasn't there supposed to be a 10 second run-off on the penalty?

[Coach]

Good try Eric to make an attempt to intercept that.

54 Yarder FG.

[morphius]

Watch for a FAKE...

[milkman]

Come on! Where's the holding flag you zebra striped bastards!

Zebras, Colts, they're family.
Now we understand.

[Coach]

Shanked! Yes!

[morphius]

NO GOOD!!! 4 seconds

[Frazod]

No way. :D

[WilliamTheIrish]

Negative you horseshoe helemeted mutha phuggers...

[KevB]

Great Half!

[BigOlChiefsfan]

wiff from 54

You'll lose the game now, Indy. 4 seconds left, let Dante run one in.

[the Talking Can]

that was a dominate first half

and we get the ball first

[morphius]

Screen play to priest would be pretty here.

[Rausch]

SUCK MAH' BAOWS!

[Nightfyre]

Bomb it!

[cheeeefs]

hail mary IMO! :D

[KCJake]

Hail mary!!!!!

[digi2fish]

FG IS NO GOOD !!!!
HA HA HA HA HA

[Tinlar]

Crowd noise is killing Manning. Keep screaming, he's mortal.

[Frazod]

And we get the ball to start the 2nd half......

[WilliamTheIrish]

Wasn't there supposed to be a 10 second run-off on the penalty?

Only when they're out of TO's Bob Dole..

[Coach]

Holy cow! It's Larry F***ing Johnson!!

[irishjayhawk]

Larry!!!!

[unlurking]

LJ?!?!?!?!

[morphius]

LJ, well, umm, that was intesting.

[Frazod]

And a nice garbage time run for Larry. :D

[Rausch]

Even LJ is in the game....

THIS IS A COMPLETE ASS-TROUNCING!

[Bob Dole]

Larry is in the hizzouse.

[KCJake]

Damn, run LJ!!! Don't crawl...

[David.]

LJ definitely has the highest average per carry on this WHOLE TEAM

[royr17]

Larry Johnson with the run ... Nice run LJ !!!

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Larry should start! just look at that YPC!

[VonneMarie]

He missed! And the Chiefs have yet to punt! ROFL

[digi2fish]

well, LJ is activated....
:grin:

[milkman]

He sure looked tentative on that run.
And slow, almost lumbering.

[Bob Dole]

And a nice garbage time run for Larry. :D

...who appeared to be running underwater.

[cheeeefs]

I feel like I just saw a UFO

[Blitz]

NOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD...........YEAHHHHHHHHHH......try hail mary

[Blitz]

crap, reading your posts already told me what happened

[Rausch]

Crowd noise is killing Manning. Keep screaming, he's mortal.

No! Manning is a gawd! Crowd noise makes his penis grow!

[Frazod]

Great half. Our defense has mostly shut them down. The only reason they have 14 is because of the cheating f#ck refs.

And the offense is firing on all cylinders.

Even ST play has improved.

Looking good, gentlemen! :thumb:

[Blitz]

ha ha

[KcMizzou]

I feel like I just saw a UFOROFL

[4th and Long]

WOW!
LOOK AT LJ RUN!
WHAT A STUD!
WE NEED HIM OFF THE BENCH IN THE SECOND HALF OR WE'RE DOOMED!
:rolleyes:

Now go back and keep the bench warm, you big ass cry baby. 4321

[Rausch]

Mah'.....key.......board......is..........teh......sticky......

[Shag]

Damn, if that's how LJ runs the ball, no wonder he doesn't get any playing time. Reminded me of an OL trying to advance a fumble...

Unfortunate that the refs accounted for an 11pt swing that half. Hope Priest's fumble doesn't come back to haunt us...

All in all, a great half by the Chiefs...

[Bwana]

Oh, this is just GOLDEN! Kick some colt ass!!

[Bob Dole]

How the **** can Marino sit there and say, "Not much defense in this game"?

[Mr. Laz]

good half... defense held in the final 1:30 :clap: :clap:





:thumb: Go Chiefs!!

[digi2fish]

it's a happy halftime.

[Tinlar]

We win this my wife had best watch out ... I'm gonna be sportin' wood for the next 3 days at a minimum.

[Spicy McHaggis]

How the **** can Marino sit there and say, "Not much defense in this game"?

Not many SB rings on your fingers either Marino.

[Frazod]

Not many SB rings on your fingers either Marino.

ROFL I hate that douche.

[KCJake]

"Damn, if that's how LJ runs the ball, no wonder he doesn't get any playing time. Reminded me of an OL trying to advance a fumble..."

Nice post rookie :thumb:

[Frazod]

We win this my wife had best watch out ... I'm gonna be sportin' wood for the next 3 days at a minimum.

According to those commercials, if it lasts for more than 4 hours, you'll have to call a doctor..... :D

[Spicy McHaggis]

I'm considering using that LJ rumble for my sig line. I might have someone speed it up so it resembles an NFL back though.

[Blitz]

I'm sure...the wife will be the one to see the doctor

[irishjayhawk]

"Damn, if that's how LJ runs the ball, no wonder he doesn't get any playing time. Reminded me of an OL trying to advance a fumble..."

Nice post rookie :thumb:
LOL. Remember Tait ????

[KCJake]

Ok, back to the game. The Colts can't stop the Chiefs offense. As long as our Defense doesn't give up any 50+ yard plays, we will be in great shape.

[David.]

LOL. Remember Tait ????

no...who's that?
















I'm sorry, I'm still a little drunk right now

[Nightfyre]

Nightfyre's Official Halftime Show!@!@!
<table border = "3"><tr><td colspan = 2><center>QB COMPARISON</center></td></tr>
<tr><td>Peyton Manning</td><td>Trent Green</td></tr>
<tr>
<td>10/24</td><td>15/18</td></tr>
<tr><td>199 Yds</td><td>235 yds</td></tr>
<tr><td>2 tds</td><td>2 tds</td></tr></table>
<table border = "3"><tr>
<td colspan = 2><center> RB COMPARISON</center></td></tr>
<tr><td>James</td><td>Holmes</td></tr>
<tr><td>10 Carries</td><td>13 Carries</td></tr>
<tr><td>34 Yds</td><td>78 Yds</td></tr>
<tr><td>0 TDs</td><td>2 TDs</td></tr>
<tr><td>3 Rec.</td><td>2 Rec.</td></tr>
<tr><td>70 Rec. Yds</td><td>70 Rec. Yds</td></tr>
</table>

[KCJake]

I'm sure...the wife will be the one to see the doctor

ROFL

[Coach]

Come on Boys! Don't let up! Keep killing them!

[Coach]

Come on Boys! Don't let up! Keep killing them!

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Dante, 18 yds out to the 33 or so

[FAX]

55 first downs in the last 1.5 games?

Amazing.

FAX

[morphius]

Why was there no whistle on that one? You can't hold a guy up for an hour to strip the ball. BS!!!

That is why you have down by contact you jackass

[irishjayhawk]

Welbourn got burned....Bober!! Bober!!

[Coach]

Man, the board issues kills us.

Nice YAC Dante.

[David.]

the forum died...

[David.]

ok...where were we.
AH YES

**** MANNING
GO OFFENSE!
HOORAY

[Coach]

Endaround to Johnnie! Nice play!

[Tinlar]

Did the planet just bomb?

[Rausch]

The Colts defense is ****ing DONE....

[digi2fish]

take a TD NOW !!!

[Nightfyre]

Did the planet just bomb?
Sure did.

[Coach]

Wow! Nice play by Trent to pass that to Priest while Freeney was on Trent's ankles.

[milkman]

While the BB was down, did I see Gun go into prevent mode?

**** that!

Kill the Freakin' Colts!

[Rausch]

IT'S ON!

[Frazod]

Did the planet just bomb?

Yeah, I was knocked out for about 10 minutes. :grr:

[Blitz]

Nice play by johnny morton

[Tinlar]

Why do the announcers call end arounds reverses? Is that something new this year or am I just now noticing it?

[Coach]

Come on O! We need a TD!

[Blitz]

This team is playing like its possessed

[Rausch]

RUN PRIEST IN THE RED ZONE!!!!

[David.]

a draw?

[irishjayhawk]

Why?

[SPchief]

Whew planets back up

[Frazod]

WTF was that? :cuss:

[digi2fish]

The Colts defense is ****ing DONE....

the 2 teams just switched the roles from the playoff game.
:D

[Coach]

What the hell is Al Saunders doing? A draw? A DRAW?

Dammit! :cuss:

[David.]

****

[Coach]

Aww shit. :shake:

[morphius]

Somehow we became stupid at halt time...

Horrible hold, jesus.

[Frazod]

What a f#cking disaster. :cuss:

[Nightfyre]

Big 3rd down.

[milkman]

Both Al and Gun are getting conservative.

That could cost us.

****!!!!!

[David.]

**** **** **** **** :shake:

[irishjayhawk]

OMG....momentum is shifting.

[Bob Dole]

Welcome once again to Groundhog Day.

[morphius]

Why not use Collins out there, why? Someone? Anyone?

[Coach]

What the hell is going on out there?

[Nightfyre]

Fcuk you AS.

[unlurking]

WTF was that Priest?!?!?!?!

That prevent D from Gun killed us.

Nice F*CK up Cheek!!

arrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KCJake]

Are you kidding me?? I can't believe what I just seen. By the way, the Planet is all jacked up

[KCFalcon59]

That is why you go for the jugular!!! You don't run a draw when you need to kill there momentum. Throw the ball at their wuss db's. ****

[the Talking Can]

we are blowing it....we've got to put them away

[Ash]

What a f#cking disaster. :cuss:


F$ck!

[Frazod]

What the hell is Al Saunders doing? A draw? A DRAW?

Dammit! :cuss:

Did Raye sneak back into the booth? THAT WAS RETARDED!

:banghead:

[KevB]

What happened to attacking the worst pass D in the league? Send TG into the end zone 1 on 1, and it's over.

[morphius]

Welcome once again to Groundhog Day.
Six points already laying on the ground this game...

[irishjayhawk]

Yeah. Gunther on the last series didn't really blitz him. See the difference?

Al gets 3rd and 14 and he runs it?????

[Bob Dole]

Right before the snap, Bob Dole said, "If history holds, we'll miss this field goal attempt."

This shit is getting a little repetitive.

[digi2fish]

coach, would you please simply remove those kicking, punting plays from your book?
:shake:

[Blitz]

what the **** was that?

[Nightfyre]

FCUK OUR SPECIAL TEAMS!

[royr17]

I cant believe this how are we letting these guys get back into this ball game.

Come on guys step up the defense stop them and get the ball back and lets put this game out of reach.

KILL KILL KILL !!!

[milkman]

Damn it.
Get back to what you were doing!

[Bob Dole]

2 red zone trips with no points to show ain't going to get it done most weeks.

[David.]

**** **** ****

[Coach]

Did Raye sneak back into the booth? THAT WAS RETARDED!

:banghead:


That's what I was thinking as well.

OH F**K YOU REF! That was no PI!

[David.]

we need a big play to get the momentum back on our side

[Frazod]

And here come the f#cking refs again.... :#

[Spicy McHaggis]

Wow, you're kidding me. Can we call the game some what consistently?

[Blitz]

come on interception

[Nightfyre]

Int would be nice...

[irishjayhawk]

THe decline is now.....

[morphius]

Damn, here comes the roller coaster.

[arrowheadrocks]

Damn...whats happening to the D?

[Coach]

What the hell? Come on!

[David.]

**** **** **** we're going to let them back in this :shake:

[milkman]

These officials suck.

[Coach]

Great. Burntee is back now. :shake:

[morphius]

Ahhh, FUXCK!

[David.]

wide ****ing open. This is ****ing pathetic.

[irishjayhawk]

I hate to be negative...but here it goes...

[Nightfyre]

Keep the pressure on!

[unlurking]

Welcome back to the _efense.

:(

[SPchief]

****

[KevB]

Holliday is in the game, and we are now getting no pressure or hits on Manning.

[KCJake]

This looks a lot like last years defense. Oh wait, it is.

[the Talking Can]

cool....our D just gave up

[Frazod]

Goddamn it. We need to hit Manning. We need to hurt Manning. So f#cking what if it's a penalty? KILL HIM!

:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:

[Bob Dole]

Why does our defense look completely lost all of a sudden?

****

[David.]

we need a long time consuming drive SO bad right now.

[Nightfyre]

FCUK!

[cheeeefs]

i am gunna be sick

[KevB]

Have our safeties made a single play today?

[HolmeZz]

I feel so sick.

[the Talking Can]

31 points is enough to beat anybody...this D has to sack it up

[Frazod]

Holliday is in the game, and we are now getting no pressure or hits on Manning.

That f#cking douche needs to be sent packing.

[digi2fish]

wake up, D....

[KCJake]

Where is Jared Allen?? Make a play dude!! We are in trouble. Defense can't stop anything, offense is struggling

[Blitz]

they are back in game...crap

[Deberg_1990]

OK.......we need more playmakers....Gun cant do it all by himself...

[The Bad Guy]

Un****ingbelievable.

[the Talking Can]

Have our safeties made a single play today?

keystone cops

[4th and Long]

we need a long time consuming drive SO bad right now.
No ... we need a long time consuming drive that results in points right now.

Can we say, defense asleep at the wheel? :banghead:

[milkman]

That's what I was thinking as well.

OH F**K YOU REF! That was no PI!

In the real world it is.

But it was less PI than Harper at the end of the 1st half.

Gun's prevent let the Colts steal the momentum, and took the aggressiveness out of the Chiefs D.
Add Al's conservative play calling, and we have freakin' disaster in the works.

[Nightfyre]

Im so pissed. Give up our first half work why dont ya?

[David.]

2 drives 6 plays. 14 points...unbelievable

[Bob Dole]

Groundhog Day.

[KevB]

they are back in game...crap

They were never out of the game.

[RINGLEADER]

:shake:

[David.]

great job wesley :shake:

[Deberg_1990]

keystone cops


Yep....Woods is waaaay waaaay waaaaaaay overrated.....Wesley too..but at least hes a little better..

[irishjayhawk]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG DRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

[WilliamTheIrish]

Have our safeties made a single play today?

No. They wave like Queens of the Rose Parade as their couterparts zoom by.

[RINGLEADER]

I know we want to keep their offense off the field and all, but they suck against the pass (as Trent Green has shown today). We're no longer protecting a lead...go deep on these F'ers...

[MichaelH]

If there was any question before about why the media shuns the Chiefs, now is a textbook example why. :shake:

[Coach]

Thank you Tony. Nice catch.

[David.]

there ya go. Go after this shitty colts DB's

[RINGLEADER]

Thank you...do it again...

[Frazod]

There we go. We needed that.

[Bob Dole]

That should ;put Gonzo over 100

[irishjayhawk]

There we go, thats a start. Lets get some momentum...come on...

[David.]

no flag. Big suprise

[Frazod]

If that's Indy, it's PI.

[Bob Dole]

"Isn't that a nice job by a rookie."

Sure...ig you ignore the PI

[Rausch]

There we go, thats a start. Lets get some momentum...come on...

I'm starting to become an Atlanta fan. The refs suck...

[David.]

3rd and long. :shake: we need this SO bad right now.

[milkman]

Textbook, my ass, Randy.

[KCJake]

no running game

[morphius]

You can't give them the ball back quickly.

[RINGLEADER]

THROW THE BALL!!!

[MichaelH]

I just don't get why the offensive line can man handle tough defenses but get burnt by such a light defense like the Colts. :shake:

[David.]

yes first down!

[Coach]

Important 3rd down converted. Nice job Dante.

[Bob Dole]

First down Dante.

[WilliamTheIrish]

First down..

[Nightfyre]

Keep those 1st downs rolling in.

[morphius]

no running game
3 yards is not bad... Especially since we did that in the first half and then started breaking some.

[cheeeefs]

man... I'm so on edge right now.

[David.]

keep matriculatin the ball down the field

**** BLAYLOCK IS HURT

**** **** ****

[Coach]

Baylock hurting. Great...just great...

[Frazod]

Blaylock is hurt.....

[digi2fish]

nice 3rd down convertion

[Rausch]

Better take the diaper off....

[KCJake]

Get ready LJ

[RINGLEADER]

Blaylock takes a helmet on the nuts...

[HolmeZz]

Need a TD here. This game's been all about momentum.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Helmat into the stones?

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole can hear you LJ supporters cheering.

It's not nice.

[David.]

good he walked off

[KCJake]

Should be ok. Big bruise tomorrow

[milkman]

If Blaylock is hurt, we are going to see more of Muddy (LJ).

[RINGLEADER]

Guess it was kind of the thigh/groin...

[KevB]

Hope he can still play special teams.

[Frazod]

Looks like he's alright.

[David.]

Bob Dole can hear you LJ supporters cheering.

It's not nice.

BS, I don't want to see any chief hurt EVER

[Coach]

Nice run Priest. Now don't F*** this up Al Saunders.

[morphius]

Like I said, then you break one...

[Nightfyre]

Hit peyton in the stones, wait he doesnt have any!

[David.]

goodness, the Priest Holmes is pretty quick

[RINGLEADER]

RUN THE DAMN BALL MORE!!!

;)

[WilliamTheIrish]

23 for 104 for Priest...

[Rausch]

:)

[David.]

is cbs pushing the whole "Big Uglies" a little too much?

[HolmeZz]

In other news, TO just sc0red and did the 'Ray Lewis' dance in the end z0ne.

[teedubya]

im so fuggin nervous... this sux0rs baows

[irishjayhawk]

Keep the clock moving...

[Coach]

Ugly quarter for the Chiefs. Damn... :shake:

[Frazod]

Damn, we got shut out for the entire quarter. Need to nip that shit in the bud. :grr:

[morphius]

Bob Dole can hear you LJ supporters cheering.

It's not nice.
Why? Blaylock is the good change of pace guy...

[cheeeefs]

we need a TD here.... I don't like the prospect of being behind.

[RINGLEADER]

Keep the clock moving...


Normally I'd agree with you...but since the Colts need only three plays to score it doesn't really make much of a difference what the Time of Possession ends up being...

[Nightfyre]

Yea we do need a td!

[Rausch]

Damn, we got shut out for the entire quarter. Need to nip that shit in the bud. :grr:

3rd quarter doesn't matter. Final does... :thumb:

[Rausch]

We'll never see behind...

[Bob Dole]

Why? Blaylock is the good change of pace guy...

Not much difference in Blaylock and Holmes pace.

Now LJ is another story. He appears to run about half-speed.

[Frazod]

we need a TD here.... I don't like the prospect of being behind.

We need a touchdown and the defense to show back up. They took the entire quarter off.

[Mr. Laz]

3rd quarter doesn't matter. Final does... :thumb:
yep... the scoring in the 3rd quarter has no impact on the 4th quarter

:rolleyes:

[WilliamTheIrish]

Meow catwoman

[Coach]

Meow! That catwoman looked hawt.

Good gain by Priest.

[morphius]

1st and goal from the 5, ahhh yeah.

[Frazod]

First and goal. NOW PUNCH IT IN, DAMMIT!

[Nightfyre]

Lets NOT fumble!

[Coach]

Oh damn...that one nearly scared the shit out of me.

[Frazod]

Almost....

[morphius]

DAMN, that was some effort.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Damn... Thought his neck was gonna break..

[VonneMarie]

I leave for an hour and the gawd damned Ponies are are down by 3? WTF D? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[milkman]

We need a touchdown and the defense to show back up. They took the entire quarter off.

Cause Gun gave them the qtr. off.

[kansas hawk]

lol nice block in the back

[WilliamTheIrish]

Face mask..

[Rausch]

yep... the scoring in the 3rd quarter has no impact on the 4th quarter

:rolleyes:

Yeah, we're in real danger of NOT scoring....


Game over.


Tool....

[morphius]

Was that not a giant face mask?

[Bob Dole]

Where's the ****ing facemask on the goddamned tackle?

[Coach]

Where's the flag?

That was a f***in flag!

Edited: Never mind.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

3rd & goal