Elvis has never won a playoff game

[58Forever]

Still?

[Iowanian]

mark,

I'm sure she would look sexy in a gremlin..and that is an accomplishment...even that she "fits" in the first place...not many american women can do that these days :)

not quite as many miles as the space shuttle...but does come with its very own widely known name...."blue thunder"...I'd avoid driving it on HWYs 34, 2, 1, and INT 35 unless you don't talk to enough troopers... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[TheFly]

Mark, what you're saying is your wife would look sexy in anything or nothing, eh?

Well, she could wear an Elvis playoff win... oops... that would be nothing right?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Mark M]

How in the hell did my wife become the topic of this thread?

Neither she, nor Elvis, has won a playoff game, so I guess I can see the connection . . .

Iowa--
Yes, she can still fit in a Gremlin...she's not that big and he doesn't seem to mind. :D And I sometimes go up to IA and across I-80 into Clinton, IA (sister-in-law lives there). Is that one still safe?

Fly--
Anything, nothing . . . after 6 years, does it really matter?

MM
~~Wondering if Iowanian has the Tamarick Vanover edition Cavalier . . . hot, hot, hot!!

[TheFly]

Mark, I am sure your wife is a wonderful person and I would never make fun of her...

I just enjoy investigating the lack of connections to anything and anyone and Elvis playoff wins... :p<BR>

[Mark M]

Fly--
Not a problem . . . took no offense. I didn't see a connection between her accident and Elvis until I realized that she, all of us here, and, in fact, 99.99672% of the human population is just like Elvis . . .

None has won a playoff game.

MM
~~Has no playoff wins and wants his $10 million bonus for not winning those playoff games in which he did not participate.

[Iowanian]

mark,

as far as i know, those roads are all "safe" to drive..I just wouldn't suggest it in "blue thunder" or my truck...I had a spell where the pricks wrote me a ticket about every 4 days for "allegedly speeding"...I was fighting all of them(myself, trying to make plea-bargains) got one of 3 plead down to a winshield tint, and a loophole opened up...and I had the other 2 thrown out....the trooper told me in no uncertain terms that they would be "watching for me"


"Sir, your eyes are red, have you been drinking?"
"Officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating dognuts?"

[TheFly]

I am now turning my attention to Area 51 and its connection to the lack of Elvis playoff wins...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/redface.gif

[TheFly]

Little Green Men tell me Elvis has not won a playoff game...

[JOhn]

Dang,
This really getting WIERD!!!!
My 1 year old son decided to wake up before we did, and play in his diaper :(

While cleaning the mess from the wall next to his crib, I noticed he had spelled "NO WINS ELVIS".

But the wierd part is below it he also spelled out "TE SB win". Which I assume means that he, my son Tristen Edwards, will win the SB for KC. Good god I hope we don't have to wait that long!!!!!!!

[Bob Dole]

You know, Iowanian, at least in Missouri if you can get a physician to write that you are sensitive to sunlight, you can get an exemption from the tint regulations.

Not that that has a d@mned thing to do with Elvis' lack of playoff wins.

[mlyonsd]

Can someone clear something up for me?

Has Elvis ever won a playoff game?

[WisChief]

lyon - nope, he hasn't :confused:

[TheFly]

Well, I just got back from a client call and was wondering if Elvis had won a playoff game yet?<BR>

[Rick Stephens]

Latest word from the North Pole;


Elvis still without a playoff win !

[DaWolf]

http://www.kcstar.com/photogallery/photos/2000chiefs11/bills06.jpg

Flowers: "Dude, so I've heard you've like never won a playoff game and stuff?"

Grbac: "Aw crap, here we go again."

[ChiefsOne]

No Defense...No Playoffs. Doesn't make a $*#T what Elvis does.

The King Lives!

[TheFly]

All the Elves are related to Elvis, and he can't come back to the North Pole until he wins a playoff game...<BR>

[Mark M]

I was watching the Discovery Channel last night. They were excavating a tomb in Egypt and stumbled across some strange hieroglyphics. Can anyone guess what they spelled out?

MM
~~Wonders how long this thread will last . . . perhaps until Elvis wins a playoff game?

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[TheFly]

Well, we have to keep a stiff upper lip, as we have muffed this season and survived an ordeal of coaching. However, the real stool pigeon has yet to emerge. They are all toeing the mark, though there are skeletons in the closet. I say we rack and run 'em, put the screws to 'em, put 'em through the mill, and go off half-cocked...

If this all sounds like gibberish, it's because it's a left handed complement to Gun's conversational skills.

I am still thunderstruck that Elvis has been skunked on playoff games, hook, line and sinker...

;)



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[Rick Stephens]

Terry Bradshaw and the Steel Curtain are reigning in Pittsburg today. In his pregame speech Bradshaw told how great Three Rivers Stadium had been and all the history there but did mention that "Elvis still had not won a playoff game".

[TheFly]

The Raiders, disheveled and disheartened after the loss to the Seahawks, took solace in the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game...<BR>

[Bob Dole]

the keg is floating and there is a murky mess on the kitchen floor. Scrawled in the muck is "Elvis = no playoff wins."

[milkman]

In the spirit of this thread and the season,

Said the King to the people everywhere,
Listen to what I say
listen to what I say
On the radio all I hear.
Listen to what I say.
The Fans, The Fans, all think I'm lame,
Because Elvis has not won a playoff game.
Because Elvis has not won a playoff game.
the milkman
with another reminder that Elvis has not won a playoff game

[TheFly]

Great win by the Chiefs. Sure surprised me. Almost as good as having Elvis get a playoff win...<BR>

[Bob Dole]

While the win was sweet, Bob Dole is returned to Earth when he realizes Elvis has still not won a playoff game.

[Otter]

While walking down the street an old homeless man handed me a piece of cloth with writing on it. At first glance, it looked like some kind of Hebrew or Tibetan language which I was unfamilar with. But after taking it home and examining it further I realized what it was indeed English.

I held up to the mirror and turned it upside down. You will never guess what it said. "eLvIs HaS nEvEr woN a PlAyOfF GaMe"

Pretty Freaky.

[Bob Dole]

Since it's being beaten to death (again) in other threads, Bob Dole felt the need to bring this topic back to the front page.

[TheFly]

Got a call last night to go down to Westport at 2am and meet a stranger clad in red and black. Being the good P.I. that I am I took a hunch and waited in front of a New Age bookstore.

A stranger embraces me, clad in skimpy evening gown wearing a Chiefs helmet, and he said, "Psst... Elvis has never won a playoff game..."


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[Otter]

Enquirer Headline: "Apparently the mental anguish of never winning a playoff game has caused Elvis to prefer wearing womens clothing and is asking to be called Elvira."

I hope your happy Mr. Dole.

[TheFly]

National Obsession headlines Packfan with its latest issue:

"Green Bay Idiot Still Has Never Won a PlayOff Game!"

[Iowanian]

I've decided that in order to make sure Carl puts his "maximum effort" into returning to the playoffs in the next 5 years..his testicles should be removed, frozen and stored like Walt Disney to be run through a food processor if by Jan 2001 we can say in pig latin "lvisEe asn'the onWe awe layoffpe amege".

[Baby Lee]

Watched 'The Sixth Sense" the other day. The surprise ending blew me away. The look on Bruce Willis' face when he discovered . . .

Elvis has never won a playoff game!!!

[58Forever]

JC, I was mad when I watched the Sixth Sense because the day before I watched it someone told me that Elvis had never won a playoff game and spoiled the ending for me....bastards...

[Baby Lee]

You think that's bad. I was all set to enjoy 'The Usual Suspects' until someone let it slip that 'Keyser Sose' stands for 'Elvis has never won a playoff game.'

[Otter]

Ever see Goodfellas?

Remember when the were beating the piss out of Billy Bates in the trunk at the begining of the movie?

Wonder if that had anything to do with the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game. I smell a conspiricy theory cooking.

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[KCWolfman]

Otter - I know for a fact that Big Julee 'slept with the fishes' not because of his association with the Corleone's, but because of a big wad of money he lost betting on Elvis and a playoff game.

[Otter]

KC- Now that I think about it...

Remember Jimmy Conway was Choking Morie with the telephone cord and his wig fell off. If you looked closely enough and hit pause at just the right moment you could see, tatooed to Mories scalp "Elvis has never won a playoff game."

Its all coming together now!

[Otter]

I'm not even close to being done beatin this dead horse!

[KCWolfman]

Otter - And remember Pacino's kiss to his brother... "I know it was you Fredo, I know you stopped Elvis"

Next scene, BAM!!!, right on the lake.

[Raiderhater]

You know, they said that yesterday was our playoff game. Does that count? Probaly not, but I want to see if I can put an end to this funny, but obnoxious post.

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[DanT]

The votes are in. A majority of the Electoral College has decided that Elvis still hasn't won a playoff game.

[Bob Dole]

The formation of the "All Idiots Team" does not change the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

(Though it did help shove this topic off the front page.)

[TheFly]

Unfortunately, since Elvis has not won a playoff game he does not qualify for the All-Idiots team.

Why do I smell the sinister presence of Bob Dole's Legions of Doom????

[Baby Lee]

In the soon to be released Disney animated classic "the Little Lion King of a Whole New World [and the Beast]," right before Alladin tells kids to take off their clothes, and The dust kicks up (for a moment forming the letters S-E-X), and just after the minister marrying the little mermaid becomes aroused by the sight of a naked Jessica Rabbit, if you pause the tape and look closely Mulan's flowing hair forms the shape of 'Elvis has never won a playoff game.'

[Bob Dole]

It's <font color="red">Bob Dole's Legion of Terror™</font>, damnit.

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[Bwana]

Where was Elvis when Jimmy Hoffa vanished? Hmmmmm?

[TheFly]

Sorry, Bob, I stand corrected.

Bob Dole's Legions of Terror (tm) have pursued a dastardly plan of preventing Elvis from ever winning a playoff game.<P>

[Otter]

Almost got away on us!!<BR>

[TheFly]

Elvis, Elvis,
He's our man,
If he can't do it,
No one can...<P>

[TheFly]

300 posts and no playoff win!<BR>

[alanm]

301 and still no playoff wins. But tomorrow's another day.

[Bob Dole]

FYI

[Iron Chef]

OK I’m sitting hear at work in ATL and heard a special report n the radio.

“Stunning developments in this Sundays game between the Falcons and the Chiefs. Apparently Elvis Grbac, the starting Quarterback for the Chiefs has never won a playoff game. More on this story as they develop.”<BR>

[Rick Stephens]

President-elect Bush resigned today as governor of Texas with an emotional farewell saying,"there is only one thing that would cause me to leave early and that is Elvis has not won a playoff game."

[Nelson Muntz]

well its been a while since this thread has been updated. has elvis won a playoff game yet?

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[Bud Wiser]

Elvis Presley never won a playoff game either, to my knowledge. Maybe it's the name.

The King of Beers
Goin' Have a Blue Christmas.

[Bob Dole]

The lack of posting today would be either a reflection of the number of people that actually have family with which to spend the holiday, or the fact that Elvis has yet to record a playoff victory. Bob Dole isn't certain, but has a good idea which it is...

[TheFly]

I guess Elvis won't win a playoff game before Christmas eh?<BR>

[Phobia]

I thought Elvis won a playoff game in 87....

[Rick Stephens]

After getting up to check out the loud noise coming from the living room, I discovered that there was nothing under the tree except a note which read," Sorry, I can't leave anything here because Elvis has never won a playoff game." Signed Santa !

[Rick Stephens]

After getting up to check out the loud noise coming from the living room, I discovered that there was nothing under the tree except a note which read," Sorry, I can't leave anything here because Elvis has never won a playoff game." Signed Santa !

[Rick Stephens]

I don't know why this posted twice. When I went to bed it had only posted once.

[seclark]

ah...Christmas morning...my 40th birthday...presents around the tree...a healthy family...and freaking elvis has never won a playoff game.
sec

[TheFly]

You know, it seems to me that Gunther has never won a playoff game either...
;)<BR>

[Joe Seahawk]

Merry Christmas Chief fans...

Elvis...sigh...


Well at least he's been to a rose bowl..

[stevieray]

I tried to find Elvis a playoff game this weekend at the mall, but they were all sold out.

[alanm]

A startling statistic jumped out to me today. The 20th century will be over next Sunday night and it will pass without Elvis winning a playoff game. Not one playoff game in 100 years!! Why do we keep him?

[Bob Dole]

With alanm's post, Bob Dole just realized that it is even worse...

The third millennium begins next Monday, and still no playoff wins for Elvis. Two damned millennia pass, and despite all the advances in technology, agriculture and healthcare, we've still not seen a playoff win for our current starting QB.

It's Armageddon, I tell you!

[TheFly]

Is there nothing we can do? Will we simply let the 21st century start without Elvis winning a playoff game?! Egads! What has the world come to?!
:eek:<BR>

[DaWolf]

If you spell Grbac backwards (CABRG) and change the "a" to a "w", the "b" to an "a" and the "r" to a "p" you have "CWAPG" which are the letters in "Can't Win A Playoff Game."

Eerie, ain't it?

[Otter]

Die hauptsachlich haben verloren auspumpen und Elvis hat niemals siegte ein das spiel von mutig!!!!

Dieser die saule sollte sein genannt Rasputin!



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[Warrior5]

Herr Otter,
Ganz genau!

[Warrior5]

Ich bin sehr mude mit wiederholen.

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[Spott]

I agree entirely with what Warrior5 is saying. Let me also add that me gusta las papas fritas.

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It looks I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

[Warrior5]

Mizzou5,
So you're saying that if Elvis also liked french fries, he would have actually won a playoff game?

[Spott]

That's exactly my point.


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It looks I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

[Mark M]

Um, guys, my GAP (the German version of SAP) button is broken on my computer...how about a translation?

I'm assuming you guys are saying that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

For those who like dead languages:
Neque Elvisum playoffiso gamum.

MM
~~Really should've paid more attention in German and Latin classes.

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--George W. Bush

[Iowanian]

I opened my last Christmas gift last night, and to my dismay, I recieved no playoff game for elvis...

the eternal mantra of a true Chiefs fan "NEXT YEAR, after we sign_____"

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[Phobia]

Elvis has never pleased a mayor either.

[ROYC75]

It appears to me that this thread will not die till Elvis wins a playoff game !

[TheFly]

As I chased the boy kissing my 14-year-old daughter last night with a baseball bat, I heard him screaming as he ran down the street, "But, sir, Elvis has never won a playoff game!"<BR>

[Otter]

Quick lesson in German:

If you walked up to a non-English speaking German and said [post321] that he would hear:
The chief to have gone poop and Elvis that never won any that play off game!!!

What I meant to say was:
The Chiefs have gone to poop and Elvis has never won a playoff game!!!

Feel free to use it if you ever find yourself in a German pub talking about the NFL --OR, especially for Fly: "Ihr das haupt ist meine baseball!!!" (your head is my baseball!!!)

Don't get to use that everyday :D

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[Joe Seahawk]

Ich bin sehr mude mit wiederholen.

I have NO idea what this means, but it also seems to describe the Seahawks season.

Especially that weiderholen part.. :mad:


Happy new year...Joe
:)

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[TheFly]

I was told by the father of the boyfriend of my daughter that his son wouldn't take advantage of any girl because he's saving himself until Elvis wins a playoff game.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Bob Dole]

Damnit!

Bob Dole is withour electricity for an entire week and returns, shivering, to find that Elvis still has not won a playoff game...