***** THE OFFICIAL KC CHIEFS SEASON KICKOFF THREAD! ****

[Lonewolf Ed]

On behalf of Meatball Dave and myself, I want to try to extend some of the good mojo we've gotten past our rotten cancers and get this 2014 Chiefs season started with a WIN over the Titans!

[TimeForWasp]

in

[TripleThreat]

I predict 16-0 and then 19-0. No fux given

[TimBone]

In for the win!!

[TribalElder]

In

[TribalElder]

We gonna get raped?

Or Rape?

Pole needed ROFL

[Lonewolf Ed]

At 8:26 on Saturday. Dumbass.

Yes, at 8:26 pm on a Saturday. Chemo makes me tired, so I have no idea when I will be up in the morning. If it bothers you that much, ask a mod to delete it then.

[Coochie liquor]

Keep that positive mojo flowing!! Tomorrow we beat the Titans.... Ad then.... WE TALE OVER THE WORLDDDDD!!!!

[DaFace]

At 8:26 on Saturday. Dumbass.

Meh. If it were some random dipshit starting it, I'd agree, but Ed's good people and obviously isn't doing this to grab attention.

[KCUnited]

Tails will be written in history about our victory over the Titans.

[TimBone]

Yes, at 8:26 pm on a Saturday. Chemo makes me tired, so I have no idea when I will be up in the morning. If it bothers you that much, ask a mod to delete it then.

Fuck that. We ride with this thread.

[OnTheWarpath15]

At 8:26 on Saturday. Dumbass.

A guy in the process of beating fucking cancer can start the game thread on a fucking Tuesday, for all I care.

[milkman]

Tails will be written in history about our victory over the Titans.

We be kicking tales?

[DaFace]

We be kicking tales?

http://i.imgur.com/0m84QLt.jpg

[Rasputin]

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[runnercyclist]

Go Chiefs! Fight!

[Simply Red]

Let's GO!

[chiefs1111]

A guy in the process of beating fucking cancer can start the game thread on a fucking Tuesday, for all I care.

This

[TrebMaxx]

A guy in the process of beating ****ing cancer can start the game thread on a ****ing Tuesday, for all I care.

Hell yeah! I'm in with this.

[Hammock Parties]

I like the 5/4 star combo

all fucked up, just like our team

[cmh6476]

I predict the Royals will score more runs than the Titans

[Reerun_KC]

At 8:26 on Saturday. Dumbass.
Always classy.

[cmh6476]

bruiser starts threads early and we win. I see no problem with this. Plus, what the hell do we have to lose anyway? Does anyone really have great expectations?

[Coochie liquor]

http://i.imgur.com/0m84QLt.jpg

C'mon we're playing the Titans it's gotta be...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

We couldn't have had a better person to start it off . Good job Lonewolf Ed !

[Bufkin]

I feel really bad for King, because he clearly didn't realize it was Ed who started the thread.

I say Ed starts every damn game thread this year. All 19 of them.

[Mav]

A guy in the process of beating ****ing cancer can start the game thread on a ****ing Tuesday, for all I care.

FUCK, YES.

[Mav]

bruiser starts threads early and we win. I see no problem with this. Plus, what the hell do we have to lose anyway? Does anyone really have great expectations?

My expectation is that the Chiefs defense will play like they should, we know the special teams is going to do their thing.

Chiefs win 24-7

[cmh6476]

so I take it most of you are going to the early church service tomorrow?

[RealSNR]

Pat Bowlen doesn't remember the Titans!

And neither will anybody else after we're done with them!

[Bufkin]

The Titans are such a meh franchise. Outside of Taylor Lewan who is my favorite non-Chief, they don't do anything to get my jollies off. I'm hoping we win this one comfortably and Smiff shuts Clay up temporarily.

[TimBone]

Smith gonna make Clay his gay day bitch.

[Reerun_KC]

I feel really bad for King, because he clearly didn't realize it was Ed who started the thread.

I say Ed starts every damn game thread this year. All 19 of them.
Things is, people dont always have to be a dickhole just to be a dickhole.

[Mav]

The Titans are such a meh franchise. Outside of Taylor Lewan who is my favorite non-Chief, they don't do anything to get my jollies off. I'm hoping we win this one comfortably and Smiff shuts Clay up temporarily.

Smith gonna make Clay his gay day bitch.

I like this idea.

[-King-]

I feel really bad for King, because he clearly didn't realize it was Ed who started the thread.

I say Ed starts every damn game thread this year. All 19 of them.

It's okay. I deserve it for not paying attention.

[Hammock Parties]

Smith gonna make Clay his gay day bitch.

dawg will hunt

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[Mav]

dawg will hunt

http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/usc/blog/Jurrell-Casey-Titans.jpg

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Your resident Chiefs fan!

[Bufkin]

Is that Albert Haynesworth? I can name 4 Tennessee Titans players maybe.

[Mav]

Is that Albert Haynesworth? I can name 4 Tennessee Titans players maybe.

Jurrell Casey I believe.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I feel really bad for King, because he clearly didn't realize it was Ed who started the thread.

I say Ed starts every damn game thread this year. All 19 of them.

He apologized, no worries! I don't take offense much these days.

[Rasputin]

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[007]

I'm all for bucking tradition in what looks to be a down year. Matter of fact, I think we should forgo listing the team we are playing from now on.

[Reerun_KC]

It's okay. I deserve it for not paying attention.
Good work

[Kman34]

I'm with ya Ed....I'm hoping Jamaal is wiping his jersey down in the end zone.

[LoneWolf]

He apologized, no worries! I don't take offense much these days.

It's nice to know I can piss King off anytime I want. All I've got to do is start a GDT early.

[Red Dawg]

We better win. Let's do this!

[TLO]

We got this shit!

[Mav]

Are we not adopting Chiefs this year?

I got alex smith dammitt

[ChiefaRoo]

ALEX SMIFF!

To the shi....

[digger]

In.

[mdchiefsfan]

LETS GO CHEUFS!!!!

[Easy 6]

If anyone here has the kind of positive mojo we need, its Ed.

Clays in here posting gifs of the opponent, but wanted to start the game thread :shake:

Next stop, Chiefs 1-0.

23 - 13 :arrow:

[Chiefaholic]

Screw all the negative Nancy crap that seems to be the "in thing" lately. We're going to win this damn game and kick off the opening day with a positive note. Jamaal will carry this offense just like he did at the beginning of last year. Alex looks to have a legit TE which is key to his style of play. And Sutton will open up the defense to hide the weakness we have in the secondary.

Chiefs win 27-17

[Rasputin]

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[Pablo]

Chiefs 20 to 16. Thanks for the mojo Ed.

[The Bad Guy]

dawg will hunt

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I really wish your parents paid more attention to you when you were younger.

[God of Thunder]

In for the win! See you at the stadium!

[BigMeatballDave]

They better fucking win.

I didn't get cancer and lose my job, just so I could watch them pussies fall all over themselves.

23-17

[The Bad Guy]

I also roll with Ed. Fuck cancer and fuck the Tennessee Titans.

[JakeLV]

Ed and Dave should have exclusive privileges to create Game Day threads all year.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I'm not sure how I feel lol. I hope we kill them though

[OldSchool]

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/06/18/leo-gifs/gatsby.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

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To the Ship!

[OldSchool]

Ed and Dave should have exclusive privileges to create Game Day threads all year.

I second this.

[johnny961]

Game thread started by a true fighter. Lets win this.

[a pp roach]

Awesome thread so far. Let's fight this battle against enemy forces as one unit.

[carcosa]

Very excited about this game. I hope the Chiefs win a hundred Super Bowls today.

[cdcox]

I'm still not recovered enough from last year to get too excited, but this game thread is swell and everything.

[Simply Red]

Very excited about this game. I hope the Chiefs win a hundred Super Bowls today.

ysn

[TimBone]

Very excited about this game. I hope the Chiefs win a hundred Super Bowls today.

Only one up for grabs per year, boss.

[O.city]

Think this is the most apathetic I've felt about this franchise in a while. Can't se to get too excited for this season, don't figure they'll be any good I guess.

Good thread tho

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Why and how are we gonna win this thing? Realistically

[carcosa]

Only one up for grabs per year, boss.

You sure? Maybe I miscounted.

[Rasputin]

Fucking holding Tamba Hali fucking refs!! They are close lining Tamba Hali and no fucking calls.

[a pp roach]

Why and how are we gonna win this thing? Realistically

Because we are the Chiefs?


duh

[carcosa]

****ing holding Tamba Hali ****ing refs!! They are close lining Tamba Hali and no ****ing calls.

Bookmarking this.

[Rasputin]

How many pass interference calls will be called?

[Don Corlemahomes]

IN.

[Simply Red]

IN.

Good - you sound nice.

[RINGLEADER]

CRY HAVOC!!!

[Rasputin]

I am stoke to put baby ribs on the grill in the morning.

[penbrook]

How many pass interference calls will be called?

Over/under 10

[Psyko Tek]

Meh. If it were some random dipshit starting it, I'd agree, but Ed's good people and obviously isn't doing this to grab attention.

in past years the Official game thread go started on thursdays, fucks given none

[Psyko Tek]

dawg will hunt

http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/usc/blog/Jurrell-Casey-Titans.jpg

http://i1348.photobucket.com/albums/p738/JCBRAVE/caseystrip_zps030d9d5a.gif

are you trolling all NFL fan sites or just this one?

[OldSchool]

are you trolling all NFL fan sites or just this one?

Apparently Alex Smith killed his father or something.

[TLO]

Can't sleep. Too excited.

[OldSchool]

From the Titans forum:

They have Frankie Hammond and Donnie Avery starting at WR. And their OL is a mess. If we can't handle their passing game we're in for a long season.

So anxious for this game. We have got to pressure the hell out of Alex.

I seriously can't believe that Hammond is starting for Kansas City tomorrow.


Let's hope that Alex can tear them a new one even without his most dependable WR while playing behind the worst OL in the league.

[TimBone]

From the Titans forum:



Let's hope that Alex can tear them a new one even without his most dependable weapon while playing behind the worst OL in the league.

Hahaha....The dude is right, too. If the Chiefs have a solid passing day tomorrow, Titans fans should have zero hope going forward.

[mikey23545]

Apparently Alex Smith killed his father or something.


Why couldn't he have done it the day before that gay baboon was conceived?

[OldSchool]

Won't be much excuse if we lose this game. They're without Bowe, their secondary outside of Berry sucks and we have one of the best receiving corps in the NFL, their offensive line sucks, and the one steady player they did have on the line is out, so Jurrell Casey should absolutely dominate, their pass rush is their strength but we probably have the best o-line in football.

I want to pick us to win, but after these past 5 or 6 years, even with a new coaching staff, I can't help but feel we'll lose somehow anyway.

KC 24
TEN 20

A Titan fan prediction and analysis.

[Art Vader]

http://i61.tinypic.com/4kbrs0.jpg

[OldSchool]

What they think about Kelce:

He’s got that Gronk and Jimmy Graham gene. it’s crazy to think, but if he actually can become a threat near that level, that’ll really open up our offense.

Let's hope that Smith can get on the same page with him like he did with Davis.

[Schnitzel]

Tamba or Houston only have to get to Locker once and he'll be out for the season! If our front seven can't bring the pressure, we loose.

[R8RFAN]

in

[Bufkin]

http://i61.tinypic.com/4kbrs0.jpg
Must. Contain. Myself.

[ptlyon]

About to head to the stadium. Get some.

[Rasputin]

Eric Fisher you have one job BLOCK!

[Rasputin]

Dee Ford you better not be found on road dead. Play like a Chevy today.

[Rasputin]

Tits

[Lonewolf Ed]

Tits

They make everything better!

[Coochie liquor]

I really wish your parents paid more attention to you when you were younger.

That's the problem. They coddled him and now he acts like a spoiled ass brat all the time. He shoulda got beat when he was throwing fits as a child... Then he wouldn't act like this. And I'm sure lack sex with the opposite sex has lot to do with it too. Why would a fan root for the other team? Go Chiefs smash the Titans!

[Gonzo]

Other thread deleted.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

I'm not even excited. It's sad. Fuck this franchise

[Rasputin]

They make everything better!

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[BigMeatballDave]

I'm not even excited. It's sad. Fuck this franchise

Why bother even posting here, then?

It's fucking football.

Suck it up.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

I'm not even excited. It's sad. **** this franchise

You are free to leave

[PHOG]

Let's GO Chiefs! Kick this season off right! :grovel:

[Hootie]

I feel really bad for King, because he clearly didn't realize it was Ed who started the thread.

I say Ed starts every damn game thread this year. All 19 of them.
This.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

You are free to leave

Rather stick around and troll, thanks.

[R8RFAN]

I am excited and my Raiders are picked as the worst team in the NFL...

How can Cheap fans not be happy with the powerhouse team you have?

[Lonewolf Ed]

Advice time, ladies and gents: I used to kick off the season with a toast and a good brew but this is "chemo week." Should I have a half shot glass of organic chocolate stout or just drink my water instead? I feel good, not even needing my nausea meds, so should I risk it? My brother will drink the rest of my Samuel Smith's organic chocolate stout, so there will be no worry about me having more than a good swallow of the wonderful brew. If the season had started this coming Wednesday, I'd be good to drink the whole bottle.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I am excited and my Raiders are picked as the worst team in the NFL...

How can Cheap fans not be happy with the powerhouse team you have?

Lol Wut? Powerhouse? ROFL

I'm not very optimistic but kc better win this one or it could get ugly fast.

[BigMeatballDave]

Advice time, ladies and gents: I used to kick off the season with a toast and a good brew but this is "chemo week." Should I have a half shot glass of organic chocolate stout or just drink my water instead? I feel good, not even needing my nausea meds, so should I risk it? My brother will drink the rest of my Samuel Smith's organic chocolate stout, so there will be no worry about me having more than a good swallow of the wonderful brew. If the season had started this coming Wednesday, I'd be good to drink the whole bottle.

I would say, since you are feeling good, don't push it.

But, then. YOLO! :D

Glad you are feeling well.

My Radiation begins Wednesday. Not looking forward to it. Maybe I should drink today.

[bigjosh]

Advice time, ladies and gents: I used to kick off the season with a toast and a good brew but this is "chemo week." Should I have a half shot glass of organic chocolate stout or just drink my water instead? I feel good, not even needing my nausea meds, so should I risk it? My brother will drink the rest of my Samuel Smith's organic chocolate stout, so there will be no worry about me having more than a good swallow of the wonderful brew. If the season had started this coming Wednesday, I'd be good to drink the whole bottle.


I'd say sip that half a shot glass. You deserve it with the shit your going through.

Glad the nausea is subsided .

Keep fighting

[Rasputin]

I would say, since you are feeling good, don't push it.

But, then. YOLO! :D

Glad you are feeling well.

My Radiation begins Wednesday. Not looking forward to it. Maybe I should drink today.


My dad did radiation during winter months for prostate cancer. He would run the AC in the family room and freeze us out but he would stand in front of the AC.

[Rasputin]

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GET YOUR ELECTRIC BLOOD PUMPING THROUGH YOUR VEINS

25:16

[R8RFAN]

Lol Wut? Powerhouse? ROFL

I'm not very optimistic but kc better win this one or it could get ugly fast.

You will win , You are at home

[BlackHelicopters]

In

[johnny961]

Advice time, ladies and gents: I used to kick off the season with a toast and a good brew but this is "chemo week." Should I have a half shot glass of organic chocolate stout or just drink my water instead? I feel good, not even needing my nausea meds, so should I risk it? My brother will drink the rest of my Samuel Smith's organic chocolate stout, so there will be no worry about me having more than a good swallow of the wonderful brew. If the season had started this coming Wednesday, I'd be good to drink the whole bottle.

Not a doctor man but I would think sipping on a small shot glass of a brew you like would put a negligable amount of alcohol in your system. I wouldn't think it would be enough to make a difference and you would be enjoying something you like. Keep fighting that shit man and don't give up on life. An acquaintance of mine just passed from lung cancer but not before living several years longer than the docs gave him. Enjoy the game.

[Rasputin]

Key to victory:

Score more points than the Titans and we could win this thang.

[Rams Fan]

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[Lonewolf Ed]

I'd say sip that half a shot glass. You deserve it with the shit your going through.

Glad the nausea is subsided .

Keep fighting

I have been taking the nausea meds, but I have never felt like I needed them. I'm just taking the meds, covering that base, and forgetting about it! My appetite is great, too, and the nurse said there are tons of chemo patients who wish they were in my shoes for that part of it. I've been very fortunate so far with this stuff.

[Dunerdr]

Let's get it on!

[Rasputin]

Let's get it on!

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

CHIEFS!

[scho63]

After the horrific offseason we had in losing many starters and acquiring shit in return, the miserable preseason where we looked like buffoons, the suspensions of Dwayne Bowe and Donald Stephenson for game 1, and the injuries to DAT, Berry, and Catapano to name a few, I have so little interest in watching this season opener.

I will probably swing by a local sports bar to catch the second half unless we are getting killed.

I have little optimism for this season as 6-10 or 5-11 seems very realistic to me at this point.

Really a shame but I think the 2-6 record for the last 8 games of the 2013 season plus that awful 45-44 loss to Indy was the start of a downtrend for us-sad to say. :deevee:

I hope I am 100% wrong......

[TLO]

I may have slept a total of 2 hours last night.

GO CHIEFS!

[InChiefsHeaven]

After the horrific offseason we had in losing many starters and acquiring shit in return, the miserable preseason where we looked like buffoons, the suspensions of Dwayne Bowe and Donald Stephenson for game 1, and the injuries to DAT, Berry, and Catapano to name a few, I have so little interest in watching this season opener.

I will probably swing by a local sports bar to catch the second half unless we are getting killed.

I have little optimism for this season as 6-10 or 5-11 seems very realistic to me at this point.

Really a shame but I think the 2-6 record for the last 8 games of the 2013 season plus that awful 45-44 loss to Indy was the start of a downtrend for us-sad to say. :deevee:

I hope I am 100% wrong......

So do I. Now shut the hell up...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL We all agree. Now quit talking about it!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't care. I'm gonna be a fan for life. One of these days they'll inspire me to come up for a game again.

[Rasputin]

I know it's little early yet but I'm ready to start the fire on the grill.

[Rasputin]

I want my baby back baby back my baby back ribs I want my baby back ribs.

[Rasputin]

I'm like Uncle Gus

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[Rausch]

I know it's little early yet but I'm ready to start the fire on the grill.

Same here.

Cooper and Dat' going to play?...

[Rasputin]

Same here.

Cooper and Dat' going to play?...



Outlook looks doubtful

[Sandy Vagina]

Feeling the delightful gameday butterflies! Whooooo!!!! Go Chiefs! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/penguins/happy-feet-penguin-smiley-emoticon.gif

[Rasputin]

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Mods should just change Rams Fan to Chiefs Fan and get the conversion over with.

[R8RFAN]

Mods should just change Rams Fan to Chiefs Fan and get the conversion over with.

yup that mofo has been having wet dreams thinking of becoming a Cheaps fan

[MahiMike]

26-17 chiefs.

[cdcox]

Really a shame but I think the 2-6 record for the last 8 games of the 2013 season plus that awful 45-44 loss to Indy was the start of a downtrend for us-sad to say. :deevee:

I hope I am 100% wrong......

So the glory days of the Andy Reid regime lasted a grand total of 9 games?

[Rasputin]

26-17 chiefs.



You spelled Titans wrong.


/JK


Go Chiefs.

[TLO]

I want to see Frankie Hammond have a big day.

[TLO]

Chiefs 23
Titans 17

You heard it here first folks.

[Rasputin]

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[jimidollar]

I was excited for opening day last year because there was nowhere to go but up. It's hard to get excited after 11 wins and another playoff disaster. I just hope we can squeak by today.

[R8RFAN]

You fuckers need to just quit watching football and go shopping or something....

Crying bunch of bitches...

[The Bad Guy]

You ****ers need to just quit watching football and go shopping or something....

Crying bunch of bitches...

This is the fucking truth.

It's pitiful. It's the start of football season, and if you can't at least enjoy Week 1, then you're pathetic.

Football is entertainment. I love this team as much as anyone, but at the end of the day it's entertainment. If you hate the quarterback, coach, owner, no one is forcing you to watch the games.

Stop acting like you're a battered spouse and clip your balls already. Do something you enjoy instead.

[RINGLEADER]

If we can be even moderately successful in the passing game today we are going to annihilate the Titans. I don't think it will surprise anyone when they stack the box to stop Jamaal Charles and blitz on clear passing downs. If we're not able to move against this it will be a tough slog -- but if Alex can make them pay with the passing game we end up winning big.

Personally, I think this game turns on the lines - if we're able to keep Alex upright we'll do fine. If we're able to pressure Locker we'll do fine.

[mdchiefsfan]

This is the ****ing truth.

It's pitiful. It's the start of football season, and if you can't at least enjoy Week 1, then you're pathetic.

Football is entertainment. I love this team as much as anyone, but at the end of the day it's entertainment. If you hate the quarterback, coach, owner, no one is forcing you to watch the games.

Stop acting like you're a battered spouse and clip your balls already. Do something you enjoy instead.

:clap:

[RINGLEADER]

Stop acting like you're a battered spouse and clip your balls already. Do something you enjoy instead.

Truth.

[Hammock Parties]

if Alex can make them pay with the passing game

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[ChiefinNE]

Anyone got a link to a stream of the game?

[Fairplay]

KC nut will go nuts when he finds out he didn't get to start the thread, let the rage begin.

[Rasputin]

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ALL FOR ME!!! but I'd share if anyone was here. Oh well ALL FOR ME!!!


o:-) :D

[Don Corlemahomes]

This is the ****ing truth.

It's pitiful. It's the start of football season, and if you can't at least enjoy Week 1, then you're pathetic.

Football is entertainment. I love this team as much as anyone, but at the end of the day it's entertainment. If you hate the quarterback, coach, owner, no one is forcing you to watch the games.

Stop acting like you're a battered spouse and clip your balls already. Do something you enjoy instead.

I... I think I love you.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Anyone got a link to a stream of the game?

Firstrowsports

Vipbox

atdhe


Just google those with chiefs. They've served me well in the past.

[crazycoffey]

Five minutes into NFL gameday on NFL network (recorded earlier); Faulk just declared the chiefs will be a top 15 passing offense......

Might as well not even watch anymore and go back to sleep until February.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

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[crazycoffey]

Oh and fuck off with telling me how to enjoy MY football watching experience. I'll do it in diapers with a pacifier in my mouth if I want to. It's only pathetic to say you know how to enjoy today better than someone else. This place is always tilted on the negative side, get used to it.

[jimidollar]

How many touches does JC get today?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ron Parker now starts at CB in place of Cooper. Had up and down preseason. This also bumps Phillip Gaines up the depth chart at CB. He ha...</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/508640017871556608">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Fairplay]

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What the hell are you cooking I can't tell what it is Tatoo

[thabear04]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Chiefs Inactives: A.Murray, D.Thomas, K.Coleman, M.Cooper, E.Kush, L.Duvarnay-Tardif, D.Square.</p>&mdash; The Program (@theprogramkc) <a href="https://twitter.com/theprogramkc/status/508639213193945088">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Damn have to wait to see Dat another week.

[KCUnited]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ron Parker now starts at CB in place of Cooper. Had up and down preseason. This also bumps Phillip Gaines up the depth chart at CB. He ha...</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/508640017871556608">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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That's frightening.

[crazycoffey]

How many touches does JC get today?

Not enough. Lol

[Sandy Vagina]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ron Parker now starts at CB in place of Cooper. Had up and down preseason. This also bumps Phillip Gaines up the depth chart at CB. He ha...</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/508640017871556608">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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No DAT or Cooper... Parker better step up big, or http://media.giphy.com/media/eqDbV9CxWNbVe/giphy.gif

[BossChief]

Parker will be fine.

I'm more worried about our safeties.

[Rasputin]

What the hell are you cooking I can't tell what it is Tatoo

Pork spare ribs so yummy

[Bob Dole]

KCFX streaming. Check.
Delaney home jersey on. Check.
Bloody Mary ingredients on the counter ready for the 11am mix. Check.

LET'S DO THIS SHIT!

[xztop123]

Im more worried about Parker.

Matt Cassell torched us with him in

[JakeLV]

Unanimous for the Chiefs on NFLN

[MotherfuckerJones]

Ugh this could get ugly

[Titty Meat]

Parker will be fine.

I'm more worried about our safeties.

Parker is a pile of shit and if Gaines plays the titans will score 40

[Hammock Parties]

Parker is a pile of shit and if Gaines plays the titans will score 40

http://i.imgur.com/MXf9lkm.gif

[JakeLV]

Gotta have the time to test our corbers.

If HHF do their jobs, we wont have to worry.

[RunKC]

I've got a feeling we're going to see a ton of new plays that we didn't see in preseason.

I think the 2 TE set will be utilized a lot today, as well as Kelce split out at WR to replace Bowe.

Also, the Titans were 3rd worse team in rushing TD's given up last year. Jamaal is gonna go off.

[Hammock Parties]

Also, the Titans were 3rd worse team in rushing TD's given up last year. Jamaal is gonna go off.

There you go again, talking about last year like it means something.

It doesn't.

New year, new ways for this team to DIE.

[TribalElder]

LMAO at coach smacking down tony g after tony picked broncos to go undefeated.

Coach said I picked Atlanta last season for the Super Bowl too ROFL

[Simplicity]

There you go again, talking about last year like it means something.

It doesn't.

New year, new ways for this team to DIE.

They really didn't get better so why the fuck wouldn't we talk about last season's Titan defense?

[Don Corlemahomes]

My prediction:
28-20 Chiefs
Clay has a sad

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/82/61/f5657ea6e8a5225a9c0c692817d5bf5c-micdrop07.gif

[Bob Dole]

There you go again, talking about last year like it means something.

It doesn't.

New year, new ways for this team to DIE.

How about we at least get to opening kickoff before you start this negative shit in the game day thread?

[Don Corlemahomes]

How about we at least get to opening kickoff before you start this negative shit in the game day thread?

Ban him from the GDT!!

He would have a rage stroke.

[Bob Dole]

Ban him from the GDT!!

He would have a rage stroke.

A perceptive person would probably consider that a warning of that very action...

[Don Corlemahomes]

A perceptive person would probably consider that a warning of that very action...

Being a noob, my perceptive abilities are inherently limited.

[ClevelandBronco]

Dave + Ed = Game day heroes

[Lonewolf Ed]

No matter what happens, I am just grateful that I feel so good right now, got a belly full of a big breakfast, working on some green tea with lemon and honey, and I am not in a hospital feeling like hell. I am home and about to watch the Chiefs get this 2014 season underway. I feel the butterflies building for that opening kick, too. LET'S GO, CHIEFS!!

[Mav]

Fuck Clay, fuck the titans, fuck the haters.

Go Chiefs.

[Mav]

No matter what happens, I am just grateful that I feel so good right now, got a belly full of a big breakfast, working on some green tea with lemon and honey, and I am not in a hospital feeling like hell. I am home and about to watch the Chiefs get this 2014 season underway. I feel the butterflies building for that opening kick, too. LET'S GO, CHIEFS!!

Oh yeah, and FUCK CANCER.

[xztop123]

this is gonna be a shoot out

[Sandy Vagina]

**** Clay, **** the titans, **** the haters.

Go Chiefs.

all kinds of THIS ^

[WakkaWakka]

Oh yeah, and **** CANCER.

This we can all agree on. :thumb:

[Sandy Vagina]

this is gonna be a shoot out

BELIEVE in our pass rush... until they give you loads of reasons not to!

( or don't... just a suggestion ) :thumb:

[srvy]

Its an honor to check out your gameday thread ED.


Now what the deal with Berman he is even more of a much mouth this than in past.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Lone WolfEd will take us to 16-0 . I can feel the good vibes !

[teedubya]

The Chiefs have changed the flow of traffic into the stadium. It's taking forever to get into the parking lot.

[Simplicity]

There you go again, talking about last year like it means something.

It doesn't.

New year, new ways for this team to DIE.

I picture Clay being the single 30 yr old that sits home holding his Darth Vader action figure while watching the Chiefs, yelling with absolute no actual football knowledge. After the game he wheeps and cries on his mother's shoulder as the next day he returns to his full-time job at Tacobell.

[KChiefs1]

Damn...I was wanting to see DAT but I guess I'll settle for Travis Kelce today.

[TimBone]

No matter what happens, I am just grateful that I feel so good right now, got a belly full of a big breakfast, working on some green tea with lemon and honey, and I am not in a hospital feeling like hell. I am home and about to watch the Chiefs get this 2014 season underway. I feel the butterflies building for that opening kick, too. LET'S GO, CHIEFS!!

Seriously, Ed, it seems as though you're handling the cancer deal with great ease. You're making the whole thing sound easy. Keep fighting and kicking ass, man.

[Direckshun]

And the trumpets they go

[Hammock Parties]

How about we at least get to opening kickoff before you start this negative shit in the game day thread?

Go Chiefs!

[The Bad Guy]

How about we at least get to opening kickoff before you start this negative shit in the game day thread?

He's already bled all over it.

How is this enjoyable for him? What is mentally wrong with you that you can't even enjoy Week 1 of the NFL season?

[TimeForWasp]

Advice time, ladies and gents: I used to kick off the season with a toast and a good brew but this is "chemo week." Should I have a half shot glass of organic chocolate stout or just drink my water instead? I feel good, not even needing my nausea meds, so should I risk it? My brother will drink the rest of my Samuel Smith's organic chocolate stout, so there will be no worry about me having more than a good swallow of the wonderful brew. If the season had started this coming Wednesday, I'd be good to drink the whole bottle.

Not if it will make you feel guilty.

[Lonewolf Ed]

LMAO I just saw my rep went up and before, it was saying I am too fat which was ironic since I have lost so much weight and am trying to put some back on to fight the bastard invader within me. Now it says I threw an interception screen pass behind the line of scrimmage! I thought my rep message would improve, but I know who that guy is who threw that inexcusable pass!

I really am laughing here. :thumb:

[Bob Dole]

He's already bled all over it.

How is this enjoyable for him? What is mentally wrong with you that you can't even enjoy Week 1 of the NFL season?

Dunno, but Bob Dole has had about enough of all the dipshittery around here lately and is on the verge of going on an old school ban spree.

[Don Corlemahomes]

From AP:

Tennessee Titans at Kansas City Chiefs (-3.5)

Matt Verderame: Chiefs 24, Titans 13

Kansas City's offense is going to work around the offensive line, thanks to Andy Reid's playcalling ability. Reid will utilize quick throws and plenty of Jamaal Charles to work around the massive issue. Against teams with better pass-rushers, the Chiefs will be in serious trouble. However, the Titans are bringing Derrick Morgan and Shaun Phillips off the edge.

Tennessee does not have a ton of offensive weapons. Kendall Wright is a legitimate receiver and Nate Washington needs to be accounted for, but outside of that it's slim pickings. The Titans also have a shaky right tackle in Michael Oher, something Justin Houston should be taking advantage of. Jake Locker has never played in Arrowhead before, another key advantage.

Clay W. endler: Titans 27, Chiefs 13

Justin Hunter enjoys a career day and Dexter McCluster is booed by 70,000 after catching a 5-yard pass and puffing his chest out. AP begins breaking down 2015 QB Prospects Monday morning.

Craig Stout: Chiefs 13, Titans 10

Defense looks good enough against a sub par offense. Offense struggles without Bowe and with a limited playbook in preparation for Week 2 at Denver.

Matt Conner: Chiefs 21, Titans 17

Too much impact level talent to lose a game like this, but it's easy to forget how good the Titans looked before Locker got hurt last year. So think it'll be closer than we like at Arrowhead.

Seth Keysor: Chiefs 31, Titans 17

The Chiefs' offense gets everyone's hopes up for at least one week against a Titans defense that isn't special, while the defense does JUST well enough to make the optimists happy and JUST poorly enough to make the pessimists worry. Pandemonium ensues at Arrowhead when Ryan Succop hits a 55-yard field goal and Cairo Santos misses a 40-yarder.

Joel Thorman: Chiefs 19, Titans 10

KC will win with a great defense and a special teams touchdown. Sounds familiar.

***

Predicting the rest of them ...

Notice the lone dissenting opinion. I guess negative attention is good attention.

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2014/9/4/6102473/nfl-picks-week-1-predictions-chiefs-titans

[Hammock Parties]

I was pretty kind, losing by 14 is nothing.

[TIED5573]

Some people, ya just can't reach.

So ya get what ya have here.

(with apologies to Cool Hand Luke)

[Canofbier]

I've got to say, Bart Scott seems like a very solid addition to CBS's broadcast crew.

[mdchiefsfan]

Seriously, Ed, it seems as though you're handling the cancer deal with great ease. You're making the whole thing sound easy. Keep fighting and kicking ass, man.

This. He went from fear to full on warrior. Love seeing that happen. Keep it up, Ed!

[RINGLEADER]

The Chiefs have changed the flow of traffic into the stadium. It's taking forever to get into the parking lot.

Was at the 2nd pre-season game and encountered this firsthand - have no clue what they are thinking...

[Don Corlemahomes]

I've got to say, Bart Scott seems like a very solid addition to CBS's broadcast crew.

Haven't tuned in, but can't wait!

[The Franchise]

Should I start Justin Hunter over Michael Floyd?

[RINGLEADER]

We will give up a couple long passes. We did that all last year too.

We won't have Bowe. He didn't do much last year though.

If the O-Line holds up we'll be fine.

Let's go stab these bastards in the heart...

KILL! KILL! KILL!

[Red Dawg]

Should I start Justin Hunter over Michael Floyd?

Go the fuck away. This is not an FFL forum and nobody here gives a shit about your problem. They both suck.


We want a victory!

[Don Corlemahomes]

Should I start Justin Hunter over Michael Floyd?

I wouldn't.

[eDave]

I got game streams:

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=273481&part=sports

[MotherfuckerJones]

I want a fucking W! Prove me wrong KC

[xztop123]

BELIEVE in our pass rush... until they give you loads of reasons not to!

( or don't... just a suggestion ) :thumb:

Tamba is too easily held and Houston disappears at times or is easily washed...

I think Ford is the best technical pass rusher (with both finesse and power moves) but he's garbage otherwise

[Ming the Merciless]

OH SHIT WE GOT THIS

LonewolfEd started this bitch up

we got this shit on lockdown

[TLO]

IT'S FOOTBALL TIME!

(Well, in like 20 mins anyway.)

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Chiefs 24 Tenn 10

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

When Dinny Blues finally gets around to growing up, Dinny Blues hopes he turns out to be like Bob Dole.

Dinny

[DaFace]

Dunno, but Bob Dole has had about enough of all the dipshittery around here lately and is on the verge of going on an old school ban spree.

Ooooohhhhh...that could be fun to watch.

[xztop123]

I was genuinely excited about the emergence of Catapano (we need a rotation at DT, Poe playing entire games is dumb coaching)

[TribalElder]

LMAO Big Ben mentioned he calls the plays on offense

Haley is probably wagging his finger

[Rasputin]

IT'S FOOTBALL TIME!

(Well, in like 20 mins anyway.)



Time has been slow this morning


Am ready !

[FloridaMan88]

LMAO Big Ben mentioned he calls the plays on offense

Haley is probably wagging his finger

Haley probably misses a QB like Tyler Palko or one Matt Casshole he can control like a programmed robot.

[mikey23545]

Man, no matter how old I get (creeping up on 60!) I still get the Bubbleguts before a Chiefs game starts - especially a season opener...


GO CHIEFS!

[Psyko Tek]

MMMM red beer slushie

[TimBone]

Should I start Justin Hunter over Michael Floyd?

After seeing Ron Parker was starting, I put him in over Tavon Austin.

[The Franchise]

Go the fuck away. This is not an FFL forum and nobody here gives a shit about your problem. They both suck.


We want a victory!

Blow me.

[xztop123]

The entire 4 man pass rush lacks pass rush moves. Allen Bailey is the perfect example...

Bailey, Poe, Houston and Tamba all do bull rush/power moves.... Catapano and Ford both can mix it up

Notice the Seahawks pass rush... They have defensive tackles freaking doing spin moves like Dwight Freeny

[mdchiefsfan]

Time has been slow this morning


Am ready !

Agreed. I was up at 8 and I am regretting it.

[bigjosh]

Should I start Justin Hunter over Michael Floyd?


If those are your starting receiver options you had a tough draft. Ouch

[TimBone]

If those are your starting receiver options you had a tough draft. Ouch

Some guys have flex spots. And may be in deep leagues.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Fuck you bart scott

[TribalElder]

Tony Gonzo picked Kansas City!

[mlyonsd]

I didn't think this day would ever get here.

[GoShox]

Tony Gonzo picked Kansas City!

Not sure how I feel about this, as he also picked the Broncos to go undefeated and the Raiders to be a good team

[bigjosh]

Some guys have flex spots. And may be in deep leagues.


I always forget about flex. We don't have them in my league.

[CaliforniaChief]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>GameTime! Bodily fluids flowing! <a href="http://t.co/Hgwriv4IQ9">pic.twitter.com/Hgwriv4IQ9</a></p>&mdash; Mitch Holthus (@mitchholthus) <a href="https://twitter.com/mitchholthus/status/508657667095937024">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LMAO

[Lonewolf Ed]

Man, no matter how old I get (creeping up on 60!) I still get the Bubbleguts before a Chiefs game starts - especially a season opener...


GO CHIEFS!

This is as it should be!

[Don Corlemahomes]

Tony Gonzo picked Kansas City!

Does this mean he wants to sign with the chiefs if they make a playoff run???

/espn and any other media outlet that makes shit up

[TimeForWasp]

Let's do this shit!!!

[The Franchise]

I always forget about flex. We don't have them in my league.

It's my flex spot.

[mdchiefsfan]

Let's do this shit

[DaFace]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>GameTime! Bodily fluids flowing! <a href="http://t.co/Hgwriv4IQ9">pic.twitter.com/Hgwriv4IQ9</a></p>&mdash; Mitch Holthus (@mitchholthus) <a href="https://twitter.com/mitchholthus/status/508657667095937024">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LMAO

Keep it in your pants, Mitch.

[Schnitzel]

Let's go!!

[mdchiefsfan]

Let's do this shit!!!

:cuss:

[Don Corlemahomes]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>GameTime! Bodily fluids flowing! <a href="http://t.co/Hgwriv4IQ9">pic.twitter.com/Hgwriv4IQ9</a></p>&mdash; Mitch Holthus (@mitchholthus) <a href="https://twitter.com/mitchholthus/status/508657667095937024">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LMAO

Luxury sweets are catered with escorts.