***Official Monday Night Football Thread- September 8th***

[lewdog]

Giants @ Lions

7:10 PM ET, September 8, 2014
Ford Field, Detroit, MI

2013 NY Giants Leaders
Passing: Manning - 317-551, 3818 yds, 18 tds
Rushing: Brown - 139 car, 492 yds, 3 tds
Receiving: Cruz - 73 rec, 998 yds, 4 tds

2013 Detroit Leaders
Passing: Stafford - 371-634, 4650 yds, 29 tds
Rushing: Bush - 223 car, 1006 yds, 4 tds
Receiving: Johnson - 84 rec, 1492 yds, 12 tds


Chargers @ Cardinals

10:20 PM ET, September 8, 2014
U of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ

2013 San Diego Leaders
Passing: Rivers - 378-544, 4478 yds, 32 tds
Rushing: Mathews - 285 car, 1255 yds, 6 tds
Receiving: Allen - 71 rec, 1046 yds, 8 tds

2013 Arizona Leaders
Passing: Palmer - 362-572, 4274 yds, 24 tds
Rushing: Mendenhall - 217 car, 687 yds, 8 tds
Receiving: Floyd - 65 rec, 1041 yds, 5 tds






Figured I'd start this since I am a newly appointed Cardinals fan after the Chiefs season opener.

[Easy 6]

I've got Detroit picked to win at home, but it wouldnt shock me at all if NY pulls it out... its hard to see Caldwell getting rid of all their bad, undisciplined habits in one offseason.

Have Arizona picked to win at home as well, they're underrated and kinda flying under the radar right now.

[TribalElder]

Just saw plaza teens Memphis edition on the news

http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2014/09/08/three-injured-least-one-arrest-memphis-kroger-beating/15277461/


Woot football

[lewdog]

For those unaware, Phoenix got hit with rainfall of 4-5 inches that arrived in 6 hours this morning, an all time record. We average about 8 inches of rainfall a year! Flooding everywhere. Rain has stopped but I heard the parking lot was full of water around the stadium and not sure if tailgating will be available there. Hopefully some cool photos will be shown during the game because this is crazy.

But really, fuck the Chargers and Phyllis Rivers.

[hometeam]

I am up 18 points and have Keenan Allen and Andre Ellington (:X) going in, my opponent has Calvin Johnson.


lets do this.

[lewdog]

I am up 18 points and have Keenan Allen and Andre Ellington (:X) going in, my opponent has Calvin Johnson.


lets do this.

I've got huge fantasy implications in these two games as well. And yes, I know, no one gives a fuck about fantasy football.

[Rasputin]

I'm interested see how Brandon Flowers does for Chargers. I hate it he went there but if he breaks himself I won't feel too bad.

[Rasputin]

I've got huge fantasy implications in these two games as well. And yes, I know, no one gives a **** about fantasy football.


Hope you win some money lewdog.


I quit playing it because Chiefs.


But good luck to you.

[lewdog]

I'm interested see how Brandon Flowers does for Chargers. I hate it he went there but if he breaks himself I won't feel too bad.

Yea that will be good to watch. Because even a half healthy Flowers is better than the turd sandwiches headlined by Sean Smith.

[Bufkin]

Not a chance in hell I'm betting against Jake Plummer. Give me the Cahdnals by 10.

[The Franchise]

I am up 18 points and have Keenan Allen and Andre Ellington (:X) going in, my opponent has Calvin Johnson.


lets do this.

I need Antonio Gates to not play and Michael Floyd to match Megatron.

Yeah....I'm fucked.

[lewdog]

I need Antonio Gates to not play and Michael Floyd to match Megatron.

Yeah....I'm fucked.

So you're saying there's a.............


Nope.

[notorious]

I've got huge fantasy implications in these two games as well. And yes, I know, no one gives a **** about fantasy football.

It's all we have left.

[Hammock Parties]

Bout to watch that shitty worse than Alex Smith QB named Stafford!

[Bufkin]

Bout to watch that shitty worse than Alex Smith QB named Stafford!
Holy fuck you don't quit.

[TambaBerry]

I am up 18 points and have Keenan Allen and Andre Ellington (:X) going in, my opponent has Calvin Johnson.


lets do this.

I have Allen and my opponent has cardinals D and Stafford I'm up 12 right now. Going to be close.

[Marcellus]

LMAO

[eDave]

Bout to watch that shitty worse than Alex Smith QB named Stafford!

Looked pretty good there.

[MatriculatingHank]

Didn't think the Chiefs played tonight...

[GoShox]

Nice work Demps

[Rain Man]

The Giants and the Lions? Really?

Is Barry Sanders playing? Because if he's playing I might watch.

[Sandy Vagina]

Nice to have a Calvin that actually gets open when the QB rolls away from pressure.

Nice job, Stafford and CJ.

[Hootie]

how does Jim Caldwell keep getting jobs?

[Hammock Parties]

It's great to see Stafford getting lucky. If only Alex had luck like that.

[notorious]

Sorry Dylan.


It looks like the Chiefs are suiting up for you tonight.

[The Franchise]

I need Antonio Gates to not play and Michael Floyd to match Megatron.

Yeah....I'm fucked.

ROFL

Nevermind.

[Tombstone RJ]

I've got Rivers and Keenan Allen on my ff team so I hope they light it up....

[notorious]

ROFL

Nevermind.

Ya, that big play just fisted fantasy game into raw hamburger.


Thanks New York.

[TimBone]

Bout to watch that shitty worse than Alex Smith QB named Stafford!

Bud....I think Alex made your point for you on Sunday. Time to dial it back just a tad.

[notorious]

Change the name of this site to "Fantasy Football Planet".

[Sandy Vagina]

what an awful LB angle there from 57.

[lewdog]

ROFL

Nevermind.

I didn't think it would be first quarter quick but damn.

You done!

[notorious]

Someone in my league not only drafted Alex Smith, he started him this week.


True Story.

[lewdog]

Change the name of this site to "Fantasy Football Planet".

IT'S ALL WE GOT.

[Sandy Vagina]

yep.. underthrown TD opportunity missed there

[Sandy Vagina]

Someone in my league not only drafted Alex Smith, he started him this week.


True Story.

Oh my... what and idiot.

[lewdog]

ROFL

Megatron owning.

[The Franchise]

Fuck.

[-King-]

He literally just throws it to Calvins general direction and expects him to come down with it. Must be nice having that kind of WR :(

[SAUTO]

I'm up 8 with Allen and he has Palmer.
Posted via Mobile Device

[L.A. Chieffan]

Calvin Johnson is good at football.

[Hammock Parties]

He literally just throws it to Calvins general direction and expects him to come down with it. Must be nice having that kind of WR :(

Yeah but he still has the arm to make insane throws like that. That's ridiculous.

[Sandy Vagina]

Calvin Johnson is good at football.

yep. If a QB has trouble throwing him the ball, then he's doing it wrong.

[Sandy Vagina]

2nd lucky non-INT already, Eli... what up, bruh?

[lewdog]

yep. If a QB has trouble throwing him the ball, then he's doing it wrong.

If Megatron wanted a ton of touches on the Chiefs we'd have to swing him out of the backfield.

[The Franchise]

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[Sandy Vagina]

If Megatron wanted a ton of touches on the Chiefs we'd have to swing him out of the backfield.

haha, not a chance. Calvin would be getting the Vernon Davis treatment from AS11, no question.

[Sandy Vagina]

Avery would have fallen down there, and the Db running back the other way with an INT.

[Hammock Parties]

Avery would have fallen down there, and the Db running back the other way with an INT.

Alex would not have even throw than ball you dumbfuck.

[The Franchise]

Megatron got hurt? Please tell me he's out for the game.

[Unsmooth-Moment]

Megatron is insane.

[lewdog]

Megatron got hurt? Please tell me he's out for the game.

No he's back.

[The Franchise]

No he's back.

Fuck.

[Sandy Vagina]

Alex would not have even throw than ball you dumb****.

Not to Avery ever again, I would hope... lol. Can he haz a Calvin?

:p

[Rasputin]

Calvin Johnson is good at football.

It's what you would expect from a 1.1 draft pick. amiright?

[lewdog]

It's what you would expect from a 1.1 draft pick. amiright?

If the Chiefs got a hold of him they'd cause his skills to regress.

[a pp roach]

What a load of shit penalty that was.

[notorious]

IT'S ALL WE GOT.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wink-point.gif

[notorious]

Oh my... what and idiot.

Every league needs those guys. Easy money.

[L.A. Chieffan]

It's what you would expect from a 1.1 draft pick. amiright?

Not that it matters but CJ went 1.2 Jamarcus went ahead of him. Good job Raiders.

[L.A. Chieffan]

The risk of taking a QB 1.1

[notorious]

He was out by a cunt hair.

[TimBone]

how does Jim Caldwell keep getting jobs?

I had absolutely forgot they hired Jim Caldwell until I saw his face tonight. And when I did see him, I asked myself that exact question.

[TimBone]

I need two more points from Mr. Bush.

[notorious]

I need two more points from Mr. Bush.

I need him to go off tonight.

[TribalElder]

LOL... @ that commercial

That patch of grass "Here in the Kingdom" is flooded with tears of fans who were duped into buying in this season

[lewdog]

Another rookie kicker missing easy kicks.

[TimBone]

I need him to go off tonight.

I could live with that.

[notorious]

I could live with that.

Caldwell is retarded, though.


He will keep Bush off the field.

[SAUTO]

Caldwell is retarded, though.


He will keep Bush off the field.

I just need him to not go crazy, I'm up 20 and done, he has bush

[Hammock Parties]

This half just shows how important it is to make big plays and throw the ball down the field.

That's literally the only reason Detroit has points.

[journeyscarab]

Did Chuckie just say "Turkey hole"???

[notorious]

I just need him to not go crazy, I'm up 20 and done, he has bush

Can he get 19?


I could live with that.


Do we have a deal?

[notorious]

Cue NY's broken coverage.

[notorious]

Both of these teams are playing like shit tonight.

[penbrook]

I would trade Hali, Houston, Poe for Calvin Johnson

[Bugeater]

Both of these teams are playing like shit tonight.
That's because they're both shitty teams.

[Hammock Parties]

That's because they're both shitty teams.

Detroit is probably going to win their division.

[Bugeater]

I would trade Hali, Houston, Poe for Calvin Johnson
I wish you'd trade your keyboard for a brain.

[notorious]

Detroit is probably going to win their division.

Flip a coin for that division.


Chicago should, but after that Buffalo game I just don't know any more.

[tk13]

And that's a Manningception.

[GloryDayz]

Doode got laid-out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[notorious]

Eli is picking up where he left off last season.

[Sandy Vagina]

poor Manning, lolz.. how "the mighty" has fallen...

[notorious]

poor Manning, lolz.. how "the mighty" has fallen...

Very true, but we would all happily take two SB's and watch our QB implode.

[penbrook]

I wish we had Stafford

[hometeam]

Stafford is ballin like always

[TLO]

Giants may be worse than the Chuefs.

[RealSNR]

Very true, but we would all happily take two SB's and watch our QB implode.

Instantly

[lewdog]

Giants may be worse than the Chuefs.

Say what?!

Chiefs would give up 40+ to the Lions offense of Stafford and Megatron.

[BWillie]

LOL Eli Manning. The dude is the worst QB ever with two super bowls. No idea how that ever happened. He's pure garbage.

AND LOL at Chiefs fans who said they wouldn't take Stafford over Alex Smiff.

[Reerun_KC]

That should have an east coast and west coast mnf game each week. Two games is awesome.

[TimBone]

I wish you'd trade your keyboard for a brain.

Bugnasty doing work.

[Buehler445]

Wow lewdog. You wet?

[Deberg_1990]

Rivers looks pumped and ready to go!

[bsroyals54]

We have the only national anthem with fucking rockets and bombs in it. USA! USA! FUCK WITH US WE FUCK YOU UP SON

[penbrook]

LOL Eli Manning. The dude is the worst QB ever with two super bowls. No idea how that ever happened. He's pure garbage.

AND LOL at Chiefs fans who said they wouldn't take Stafford over Alex Smiff.

I love Stafford. His ability to make plays while he's under pressure and he loves throwing deep and is pretty accurate downfield.

[penbrook]

Rivers looks pumped and ready to go!

Go Cards

[Deberg_1990]

Kurt Warner in the Cards ring of honor but not the Rams?

[Reerun_KC]

Go Phoe..... ah fuck it going to!bed.

[Mr. Laz]

LOL Eli Manning. The dude is the worst QB ever with two super bowls. No idea how that ever happened. He's pure garbage.

AND LOL at Chiefs fans who said they wouldn't take Stafford over Alex Smiff.

LOL at the Chiefs fans who insisted that Eli Manning is way better than Alex Smith.

pressure + lack of weapons = QB looks like shit


Has Stafford ever been without Megatron?

[Pablo]

Stafford had an alright game for a guy that only 40% of CP would prefer to Alex.

[9er guy]

Stafford had an alright game for a guy that only 40% of CP would prefer to Alex.

He looks really comfortable in that new system.

[penbrook]

Kurt Warner in the Cards ring of honor but not the Rams?

Dorsey were still waiting on Tony G and Brian Waters 1 day contract to retire a Chief.

[ILChief]

Not another berman play by play game

[Sandy Vagina]

I love Stafford. His ability to make plays while he's under pressure and he loves throwing deep and is pretty accurate downfield.

Yep. What's most impressive is his 3-33 record against winning teams. :p

.. but I do like him a bit. What he would do without Calvin Johnson? I do think he would fail most miserably.

[9er guy]

God. Trent Dilfer is just the worst.

[9er guy]

Yep. What's most impressive is his 3-33 record against winning teams. :p
.

Jim "Let's throw the ball" Schwartz has to take some of the blame for that.

[lewdog]

Wow lewdog. You wet?

Can't believe the rain. All time Phoenix record of 4-5 inches in one day.

We are ok. Pool is filled to the brim!

[TLO]

BACK BACK BACK GONE!

[Deberg_1990]

Berman is a horrible play by guy


Why does ESPN keep insisting he perform that role?

[bsroyals54]

Berman is a horrible play by guy


Why does ESPN keep insisting he perform that role?

Love Berman, but he doesn't really have the voice for it either.

[TLO]

Palmer is awful. LMAO

[tk13]

LMAO Carson Palmer with a blimp down the middle of the field 20 yards away from any WR.

[Sandy Vagina]

Jim "Let's throw the ball" Schwartz has to take some of the blame for that.

Staffexcuses! :p

I really do like Stafford and what the Lions are doing over there. He's not so bad. People get a little too wet over his arm strength though.

[a pp roach]

SD's defense is just licking their chops for an interception. They'll get them for sure if Palmer keeps this up.

[notorious]

San Diego is going to give our preview of rape tonight.


They have speed everywhere. Their TE is fucking awesome, too.

[Mr. Laz]

Jim "Let's throw the ball" Schwartz has to take some of the blame for that.

coaching doesn't matter to a good Quarterback/CP

[notorious]

That is fucking awesome.

[9er guy]

coaching doesn't matter to a good Quarterback/CP

LoL. Forgive me. It's been a while...

[Sandy Vagina]

they got Gates.. we got Fasano! such a win for us. :whackit:

[notorious]

Rivers had about .1 second to throw the ball.

[eDave]

Nope.

[ILChief]

they got Gates.. we got Fasano! such a win for us. :whackit:

I hope kelce becomes our starter soon

[notorious]

I hope kelce becomes our starter soon

If he doesn't our coaching staff should be drawn and quartered.

[LoneWolf]

they got Gates.. we got Fasano! such a win for us. :whackit:

If Kelce proves he can stay healthy this season, Fasano will be let go next offseason. I really liked what I saw from Kelce yesterday.

[penbrook]

Reid said Kelce is more than capable than playing more than 18 snaps

[Sandy Vagina]

agreed, guys.. Fasano is JAG.. slow one at that. Kelce has real promise, and a play-action #11-#87 connection could resemble the #11-#85 one, if Reid would get his head out of his fat ass.

[Hammock Parties]

throw it deeeep

[eDave]

Oh wow. Nice throw and catch there.

[penbrook]

And what really pisses me off is that there was a report during preseason by Terez Paylor saying the Chiefs weren't more aggressive in trying to acquire a WR because of the emergence of Kelce

[Pablo]

Palmer showing off DA GUN.

[Chiefnj2]

Palmer still has a strong arm

[notorious]

And what really pisses me off is that there was a report during preseason by Terez Paylor saying the Chiefs weren't more aggressive in trying to acquire a WR because of the emergence of Kelce

And yet he played 18 snaps.


Sigh.

[penbrook]

Why can't we have a qb who actually has a strong throwing arm

[tk13]

Why can't we have a qb who actually has a strong throwing arm

Brodie Croyle had a great arm.

[eDave]

Evening up the stupid challenges

[notorious]

Brodie Croyle had a great arm.

Unless the pass required touch within 20 yards.

[Chiefnj2]

Cards offense is fun to watch.

[Sandy Vagina]

give possession to AZ... you ruled it that way... and no way you will see anything to reverse the call.. These time delays are so unnecessary...

[tk13]

Unless the pass required touch within 20 yards.



We have had a guy that can throw monster passes, and guys that throw limp-dicked swing passes. :facepalm:

He said strong arm, not accurate!

[penbrook]

Cards offense is fun to watch.

Don't worry we play them this year

[penbrook]

I'm making this statement right now. Don't be surprised to see the Cards in the super bowl

[tk13]

I don't think the lineman ever had possession of that ball.

[notorious]

Never had possession.

SD ball.

[TLO]

I think that's gotta be Arizona's ball.

[9er guy]

Is the "command center" Just Goodell in an office with a glass of scotch?

[notorious]

DOWN BY CONTACT.



Every time I hear that an Angel gets AIDS.

[TLO]

Refs are fixing the game for Peyton....

Wait...

[eDave]

BS

[lewdog]

Fuck that call.

[lewdog]

My teams are always getting screwed!

[ThaVirus]

Peterson is the man.

[lewdog]

Peterson is the man.

Yes he is and still only 24.

[notorious]

I would give up the last 10 years of Chiefs football to have this douche as our QB.

[Pepe Silvia]

You have to respect Rivers epic Cowboy voice.

[eDave]

My teams are always getting screwed!

Yea. So, um, go Cardinals I guess.:(

[penbrook]

I would give up the last 10 years of Chiefs football to have this douche as our QB.

This.

Palmer is 34 but man he is one hell of a pocket passer

[lewdog]

Yea. So, um, go Cardinals I guess.:(

Why not, David.......WHY THE FUCK NOT?

[ThaVirus]

Yes he is and still only 24.


Yep. And I feel like he's been in the league forever. He must have come out when he was 20.

[notorious]

Does Fitzgerald even exist anymore?

[eDave]

WTF? LOL. Lucky shit.

[notorious]

LOL

[lewdog]

Yep. And I feel like he's been in the league forever. He must have come out when he was 20.

Yea, when I started researching my new team on Sunday afternoon I could not believe that. He plays much older and has been a household name for years already.

[notorious]

Would that be considered False Start?

[notorious]

Yea, when I started researching my new team on Sunday afternoon I could not believe that. He plays much older and has been a household name for years already.

You're really going to do it?!

[lewdog]

Does Fitzgerald even exist anymore?

He started declining two years ago and had hamstring troubles last year. He's definitely on the sharp downward slope.

[Saul Good]

Would that be considered False Start?

No, but it should have been illegal procedure for moving forward when the ball was snapped.

[Pepe Silvia]

Palmer you suck.

[notorious]

No, but it should have been illegal procedure for moving forward when the ball was snapped.

Ah, that's what I was looking for.

Thanks.

[lewdog]

You're really going to do it?!

Depends how much life of mine I want to waste rooting for two shitty football teams. This is quite the ordeal!

[ThaVirus]

Yea, when I started researching my new team on Sunday afternoon I could not believe that. He plays much older and has been a household name for years already.


Plus he's got incredible size and athleticism.

I think he's something like 6'2" 220 and still one of the fastest players in the league. Just insane physically.

[notorious]

Depends how much life of mine I want to waste rooting for two shitty football teams. This is quite the ordeal!

I built up enough anger and hate during the Pioli era I thought about going to our rival.


I was beyond pissed.

[ThaVirus]

No homo, if I could trade bodies with any NFL player, I think it'd be Patrick Peterson.
Or possibly Calvin Johnson.

But definitely one of those two off the top of my head.

[lewdog]

Plus he's got incredible size and athleticism.

I think he's something like 6'2" 220 and still one of the fastest players in the league. Just insane physically.

yea something like that. Ran mid 4.3 I think at combine?

[lewdog]

I built up enough anger and hate during the Pioli era I thought about going to our rival.


I was beyond pissed.

Which team is that?

[notorious]

Which team is that?

I will leave it to you guys to guess. I had to wear their mascot as my Avatar after our meltdown in the playoffs.


It was driven by pure hatred of the Chiefs and Pioli. It actually exceeded my hatred for our rival.

[Pepe Silvia]

No homo, if I could trade bodies with any NFL player, I think it'd be Patrick Peterson.
Or possibly Calvin Johnson.

But definitely one of those two off the top of my head.

Antonio Gates is pretty ripped too.

[Psyko Tek]

hey fair caught that?
nice work

[lewdog]

I will leave it to you guys to guess. I had to wear their mascot as my Avatar after our meltdown in the playoffs.


It was driven by pure hatred of the Chiefs and Pioli. It actually exceed my hatred for our rival.

I live 10 minutes from the Cards stadium and they usually play opposite time of the Chiefs. I like supporting teams where I live and this is first city I have lived in with pro sports. I'd love for them to have success here and experience some of that but I'll always roll Chiefs/Royals #1.

[ThaVirus]

Antonio Gates is pretty ripped too.


Most NFL players are. I just have specific desires as far as my body size goes. 6'2" would be my ideal height and at 220 pounds like Patrick Peterson, I'd be pretty damn buff.

I don't think I'd want to be 250+ like Gates.

[notorious]

I live 10 minutes from the Cards stadium and they usually play opposite time of the Chiefs. I like supporting teams where I live and this is first city I have lived in with pro sports. I'd love for them to have success here and experience some of that but I'll always roll Chiefs/Royals #1.

That's cool.

I visited my best friend about 10 years ago down there. There was more ass concentrated in that area than I have ever seen.

[Pepe Silvia]

The one time I was in Arizona I didn't see a single shit car in the entire area, is everyone there rich?

[penbrook]

Palmer just makes though deep balls look so perfect

[lewdog]

That's cool.

I visited my best friend about 10 years ago down there. There was more ass concentrated in that area than I have ever seen.

Area as in Phoenix or by the Stadiums?

[lewdog]

The one time I was in Arizona I didn't see a single shit car in the entire area, is everyone there rich?

LOL that is true but it's because cost of living like houses and food is cheap.

[Rain Man]

You guys aren't going to believe this, but I think the quarterback of the Cardinals is Carson Palmer. You know, that guy who played for the Bengals back in the 80s or whenever.

[eDave]

The one time I was in Arizona I didn't see a single shit car in the entire area, is everyone there rich?

Yes. Yes we are.

[notorious]

Area as in Phoenix or by the Stadiums?

Just west of Phoenix. He was a flight instructor at the big flight university down there.


He took me to a bar where the college chicks go and I was blown away.

[Hootie]

they should have just kicked the FG on that 3rd down if they were going to call that play lmao

[Pepe Silvia]

Yes. Yes we are.

Congrats.

[lewdog]

Yes. Yes we are.

No that's just Snottsdale!

LMAO

[Hootie]

by the way

good god, the Giants are bad

that team doesn't have a chance in hell

Good career Coughlin and Eli. But the Giants need to start over.

[eDave]

No that's just Snottsdale!

LMAO

LOL. I was in Maryvale a couple of weeks ago. Why do you do that to yourself dude?

[lewdog]

LOL. I was in Maryvale a couple of weeks ago. Why do you do that to yourself dude?

Um what?

I don't live in Maryvale or have any need to ever drive through it.

[notorious]

"Make's his own Luck"


Get fisted by an elephant.

[Pepe Silvia]

"Make's his own Luck"


Get fisted by an elephant.

I was waiting for one of you to say something. ROFL

[penbrook]

Foote was a FA last year. But no we sign Mays

[Psyko Tek]

fuck the cards go bolts

[Bugeater]

Berman can shut the fuck up any time now.

[Psyko Tek]

Berman can shut the fuck up any time now.
I have never heard berman shut up

[lewdog]

Berman can shut the fuck up any time now.

The two worst.

Berman and Dilfer. It really is terrible.

[tk13]

Berman can shut the **** up any time now.

They should pair up Berman with Gruden to see what happens.

[9er guy]

"Phillip Rivers changing his arm angle there...."

Yea. That's it.

[notorious]

MANZIEL DOESN'T HAVE SHIT ON PALMER'S SCRAMBLING SKILLS.

[notorious]

How did Freeney miss that sack? ROFL

[The Franchise]

Are the Cardinals playing with an offensive line?

[penbrook]

Palmer looking like Russell Wilson right there

[Bugeater]

They should pair up Berman with Gruden to see what happens.
My head exploding is what would happen.

[notorious]

That might be the shittiest spot in NFL history.

[L.A. Chieffan]

This game sucks

[L.A. Chieffan]

His knee

[Sorter]

Jesus fucking christ Berman, SD called the fucking timeout.

[notorious]

Nice play by the return guy.

[Bugeater]

Berman literally has no fucking idea what he's talking about. Why would San Diego challenge on whether AZ picked up a first down?

[Psyko Tek]

why take a timeout to look at a replay that will cost you a time out?

[Hootie]

what in the cock sucking shit are they looking at?

[Bugeater]

GOD HE STILL HASN'T FIGURED IT OUT

[notorious]

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Use it.

[Sorter]

GOD HE STILL HASN'T FIGURED IT OUT

LMAO


What a fucking moron. Jesus.

[tk13]

To his credit, Berman is the #2 trending topic in America on Twitter right now.

[Hootie]

I don't hate Berman like everyone else or anything...not that I'm a fan...but good lord that was ridiculous.

[Psyko Tek]

worse part both teams are better coached that ours

[notorious]

worse part both teams are better coached that ours

And it's not even close.

[Hootie]

he kept saying something about San Diego thinking they had the ball

what did that even mean?

[TimBone]

Whoop!

[notorious]

December 7th is going to be a fun day.

[Hootie]

remember when the 3 Chargers fans in the world used to tell us how much better of a career Gates was going to end up having compared to Tony Gonzalez?

Yeah, that worked out.

Pretty sure Tony Gonzalez is still in the middle of his prime as I post this.

[Buck]

This is the 6th time in 9 years we play on the late MNF game week 1 and Berman has announced all of them and he sucks every time.

[tk13]

One of these doubleheader Monday nights, ESPN had Brad Nessler and Dick Vermeil do the game... that was probably one of the best teams they ever had. Of course Nessler does the NFL Network games now though.

[notorious]

JFC Rivers.


You fucking suck tonight.

[Rasputin]

This is the 6th time in 9 years we play on the late MNF game week 1 and Berman has announced all of them and he sucks every time.


I can not stand listening to Trent Dillhole.

[lewdog]

This is the 6th time in 9 years we play on the late MNF game week 1 and Berman has announced all of them and he sucks every time.

We've missed you.

Why aren't you posting?

[Rasputin]

Two teams not making the playoffs playing on MNF.

[Buck]

We've missed you.



Why aren't you posting?


Watching the game!

[-King-]

Great game!

[lewdog]

Watching the game!

Ok....

makes sense, makes sense.

[L.A. Chieffan]

One of these doubleheader Monday nights, ESPN had Brad Nessler and Dick Vermeil do the game... that was probably one of the best teams they ever had. Of course Nessler does the NFL Network games now though.

I was going to say that. It was a raider game iirc, that was awesome. They were probably having too much fun and some executive got uncomfortable

[TribalElder]

Whoooooop gates drops a layup whooooop

[TribalElder]

They will. vote to reinstate welker for lord manning next week

Molly olly Oxy free

[HolyHat]

sucks watching this game thinking about how its 3 losses waiting to happen for us. Oh well, 12-4 is still good.

[lewdog]

December 7th is going to be a fun day.

Why because we might get shutout?

[vailpass]

They will. vote to reinstate welker for lord manning next week

Molly olly Oxy free

Hah! But no. Didn't matter much, they've adapted well...

[notorious]

Why because we might get shutout?

If we are lucky.

[vailpass]

Why because we might get shutout?

Lew have you checked out the moon? Nice night to sit outside...

[lewdog]

Lew have you checked out the moon? Nice night to sit outside...

I have not but I shall quickly.

Then off to bed soon.

Work comes early when starting before 6.

[OldSchool]

Boy I wish that we had a shot at drafting Jason Verrett cause he has been pretty good so far. I also wish that we would have had a shot at Ataochu as well.

Oh wait, we did and took Ford instead . . .

[tk13]

I was going to say that. It was a raider game iirc, that was awesome. They were probably having too much fun and some executive got uncomfortable

I remember that because Randy Moss was on the Raiders at the time. There was a play where he put his hand up to act like he was open, but it was after the play was over. He was basically showing up the QB. The announcers totally called him out on it. Not sure anyone else would've done that.

[vailpass]

I have not but I shall quickly.

Then off to bed soon.

Work comes early when starting before 6.

Peace on ya'...

[lewdog]

Lew have you checked out the moon? Nice night to sit outside...

Covered up by a big ass cloud here but the cloud is lite up nicely. Does feel rather nice out though.