No.

I was reading this thread where he was posting though.


.....

I will fully admit the differences between my real life and my posts on CP are intertwined to some extent. It's a small sample size, however. Couple that with CP being my first BB experience, I made a few mistakes. Oh well.

The problem with you two, is you've been here longer, have more experience in the Internet anonymity, and still can't shake the insecure feeling of a little geeky kid in the locker room after high school gym class.

I know it's hard to understand this, but I ready know you're smarter than me (in some ways) and I'm more physical than you. I don't need or want to compensate for anything related to some high school social structure. Get over it, sorry for the swirly some guy gave you however long ago.

No I was wrong you aren't trying too hard.


LMAO

Can't wait for the season to start.
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Yeah, no shit

Hurry up season.

ROFL

I know this is the running joke, but it's seriously funny to me because my wife HATES, HATES, HATES the fact that Chiefsplanet exists. I won't elaborate on the argument(s), but I'm not wrong, of course. :) (I seriously don't know why being on facebook for an extended period of time should be considered more acceptable than being on CP).

I have another one in mind, but probably won't get to it for a day or 2. Have my wedding reception this afternoon, have to recover from hangover tomorrow, have to study for a nursing test that I take at 8a Monday, then of course I have the test to take at 8a. So I'mma be super busy for a while...but I do have one in my head that I'm thinking about doing.

tell us more of her hate for this place

women hate anything that lets men act like men in this age of neo-fascist-feminism

mostly she hates it because it gets along fine without women, beyond their tits in the pics forum, which of course is such an insult to those creatures that we would use them like that

that used to be my name here...

Have another bad date?

no, just have keen insight into women and CP

Shit. Rico's a murse. This is only gonna get worse for him.

It's probably comparable if she's telling blow for blow details about how many drops of jizz you shot on her tits when you went ATM.

I just hope she creates an account and posts when she reads your stories. That will be a fun day here.

hi rico's wife

i know you hate this place

too bad

your neo-fascist-feminism ways may have twisted and perverted society at large, but they don't take hold in this place

here men are free to do as they please with zero negative repercussions

you have no say here

no power

you can punish your man for enjoying this place

but know you are attempting to make him less of man by doing so

and if he cows to your whip, he is less of a man

and what kind of woman are you then?

because deep down you will always need us

because NOTHING in this life gets done without a MAN

show me a football forum created by a woman and i'll show you a lame place

now make me a sammich

Adopting Hootie's posting style in his absence?

just because i don't capitalize words

doesn't make me hootie

You have no power here

Rico's wife

http://i.qkme.me/3q1n6z.jpg

It's the Vagina Manifesto

Wow, this thread sure lost it's burst.

NTTAWWT LMAO

Well I'll be quite honest after I submitted my roast and was denied access to the OP, I've lost my passion.

I know

Phobia's fault. :evil:

He banned the MVP.

****alf StormHO

You and me both.

And my roast was actually good.

THIS is why it's fail.

To have Gochiefs, Memyselfislamicfundamentalist, or Phil, or Frazon roast me it would likely be very close to factual and at the same time funny.

I thought mine was a let down until I saw Dole's. Which was very weak...

There's definitely nothing wrong with that.

A day without Hootie is like a day without VD.

Rico post your wifes nudes that will teach her!

Rico's wife would probably be happier if she had nudes worth sharing with the world. :evil:

Mine was HOF worthy so there.

I'd be happier if she shared them.

like...reerun hall of fame?

I don't know Clay, you're the only one that I know of who's ever been inducted.


Are you saying I have a chance, semi-chub?

"I am rubber you are glue" is a lame comeback.

Everyone knows your roast was pathetic.

I didn't say that.

I seriously wanted to know if I had shot. Who else to answer that question than the second greatest reerun of all time?

Your list of accolades speak for themselves.

That's exactly what you said.

Don't compare your roast to mine. Mine was a good solid 7. Yours was a 1 at best.

I agree. It was superior in every way, shape and form. In fact you do everything better than me. You're a better run way model, better writer of gay fiction, way better at stealing someone's videos and adding music tracks. You're better at living wiwth your mother, better at being a nerd, better at being a homosexual (congrats on DOMA btw).

You're just better.

Oh, gay jokes about a straight guy? Those are so funny. CrazyCoffey is chuckling hard right now.

Damn. I didn't know that was possible
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"Mom, Clays down stairs. He won't come out of the closet"

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...wK3trq6E6AJwE_


I don't know how you could be upset. I clearly listed quite a few things I believe that you are better at than me. Oh. You're also great at writing meaningless faux political documents for a website(for no reason) and for manipulating meaningless statistics in an effort to prove some point. You're also great at not really having a point.

Every time I log in and think of Clay I'm all Enrique ****ing Iglesias in my head.

You could be my hero baby.

You'd be better but with your tiny asian penis no men would be interested.


:evil:

You're bent (at least a little).

Thread has lost its burst again.

I'm pretty hung by Asian standards
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Being the tallest midget in the room doesn't make you Yao Ming.

Its time to ban someone again.

Very true.


At least its not an innie
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LMAO

Scissor action cut like a knife.

.

I agree unban him, but make his own subforum to where only he can post.

We'll call it the gimp room.

thirding motion to unban hootie

No. no. no.

My motion was a nonbinding sarcastic motion. I filibuster.

LMAO at all the douchy little Hootiephiles crying over their fallen leader.

I know that you're not including me in this group you fat bald gun toting secretarial cess pool.


:evil:

No, I bypassed you. :p

Amen. Leave him permabanned.

Will there be another manifesto?

given the current moderating climate, I sure as shit ain't posting it

LMAO

Welp, let's see:

Hootie is banned. AGAIN.

And Dane was voted "Douche of the Year" by a rather wide margin.

Yep; I......am the worst poster ever.LMAO

I do like a self-aware man.

Did that degenerate actually write another one?

LMAO

Let me guess:

phobia is a big meanie.

i'm the biggest chiefs fan on CP.

i'm hilarious and entertaining.

But, it would be wise for you not to post it. It's a bannable offense (in case you weren't aware).

no, he's too lazy to write another one

Of course. Please give him my best.

i don't think i can

we're not supposed to communicate with banned members

don't want to piss off any mods, sorry, being extra cautious

LMAO Your papers, please...

I don't believe that is accurate:

If you are banned, communication with the forum is prohibited. This means no videos, pictures, or text is to be posted on your behalf in the open forum by a proxy.

I read that as it is fine with you to communicate with Hootie, but you simply cannot post anything that he says.

i don't know

rules change around here all the time

i'm scared to even mention the name ****** anymore

That's probably for the best.

You typed that out from memory didn't you?

Did they have hall monitors in England when you were kid? I bet you were the most badass hall monitor that place ever saw.

DONGER LOVES RULES

It's going to be called the Vagina Manifesto

It shall be filled with the whining and gnashing of sandy clitori

Moderating climate?

Hell how about reality climate?

You thought mine was a 1 to your 7

You on the magic mushrooms baby

Start a poll about who had the better roast.

You will lose.

Like, you will get ****ing nuked.

You got the balls?

LMAO

Who started the "Is Donger a Shit Poster" poll? That kind of backfired.

I'll have 2 votes. Doesn't matter. Start a poll about who smacks you around like a lil bitch that stole my cookies the most.

Poll be the same result gezelle.

In the voice of whitney houston, " and I, uh I, have always owned you. uh you."

So you admit your roast sucked then?

Yeah but J Diddy is significantly less popular than Donger.

Nope. I admit that you know how to feed the masses, spent some time and actually performed a decent written piece. That being said, I roasted a guy that I didn't know (who turned out to be a pretty ****ing cool dude so win me) in about 3 minutes and did so in such a fashion that didn't offend horribly.

However, if you wish to start said such poll, go right ahead. I don't think it will turn out favorably for me, however, I ain't sceered.

Perhaps. However, I am still a beloved member. In fact when I get in disagreements outside the axis of stupid you will find a significant amount of respect being thrown from both parties.

Hell in this very thread milkman defended me.

You are scared. That's why you won't start it yourself.