Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
PGM PGM is online now
Kids in bed? The D is back.
 
PGM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
Casino cash: $1227350
101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
Spoiler!

85 BigRedChief
Spoiler!


84. StevieRay
Spoiler!


83. Rustshack
Spoiler!


82. KCnative
Spoiler!


81. Notorious
Spoiler!


80. Braincase
Spoiler!


79. big nasty kcnut
Spoiler!


78. crazycoffey
Spoiler!



77. Phobia

Spoiler!


76 Dave Lane

Spoiler!


75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
Spoiler!


74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
Spoiler!


73. Mr Flopnuts
(by Iowanian)
Spoiler!


72. patteeu (by frazod)
Spoiler!


71. Bob Dole
Spoiler!

70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan (roasted by Clay)
Spoiler!

69.Setsuna (by rico)
Spoiler!

68. Burt (by J Diddy)
Spoiler!


67. petez28 (by PGM)
Spoiler!

Last edited by PGM; 07-01-2013 at 09:02 AM..
Posts: 28,039
PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.PGM is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 09:06 AM   #2
Iowanian Iowanian is offline
Assemble
 
Iowanian's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Jolly Barnyard
Casino cash: $428363
73. flopnuts

Hi Ma'am, is Chiefsplanet home? No? Well could you tell me where he is living now? Well we used to work together over at mumblemumble and I was trying to find him to pay him the money I owe him that I borrowed after we got a flat over on the bi-pass. I also wanted to tell him about the recent untimely departure of our good friend. So his number is 555-555-1122...thanks Ma'am.

Hi Chiefsplanet, It's flopnuts and your ass is being collected. Pay Video Adventure the late fees on those Disney movies or you're going to be sodomized by a 400lb man. Boom, Collected.

The name flopnuts was proven to be a poker reference when the planet learned that the poster maintaining the name hasn't been able to see his own unit under his panniculus since 1979.
If his skill in Texas holdem is similar to his track record as a mod, it's no wonder he's dealing strip club literature on the Branson boardwalk like an immigrant in front of Bills Casino in vegas.

Flopnuts brings alot to the table. Well, technically he takes more off of the table. Flopnuts has on occasion referred to as a pile of shit, well let me tell you friends I know this is not true. At his rotund stature if that were indeed true, he would be stinking out a town in Kansas.

Flopnuts is the Yin and Yang of Chiefsplanet, as it's not everyone who lives such a varying lifestyle. He buys his $3 elastic band sweat pants at Lane Bryant and his condoms at Baby Gap but he is able to maintain balance by contrasting demands of high road of moderating with low brow shots at posters unable to defend themselves. His new motto....Stay thirsty my friends.

When it comes to multitasking, flop was voted most efficient poster. It's not everyone who can fit that much dude and belongings into a smart car to relocate half way across the nation. Always the optimist, he proved the envy of NASA scientists by stretching his T-shirt collection over the top of the car, where he can both dry and keep the Hanes collection wrinkle free, but change the color every day. He wins cool points with Ricer drivers because they think the Tshirt pockets are a hood scoop. When it comes to attention, no one rivals his desire which is why he'll live the dream by entering the Nathan's 4th of July hog dog contest in his costume of nude.

Pros: Aspirations are reasonable and he will likely make his goal of having his pic on the home page of People of walmart. If you're looking for someone to take material from other posters and mold it into his own, flopnuts is your guy. Also winning in life.....just found $3.75 tucked into his fupa.

cons: Penned an epic roast of luv but spilled a jug of cookies bbq sauce on it and was unable to duplicate it.

Outlook for 2014: Successful failed diet thread, credit for continued attempts and more fat jokes.....a lot more fat jokes.
__________________
"Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver"
Posts: 49,049
Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 09:24 AM   #3
loochy loochy is offline
That's what she said.
 
loochy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: TECKSIS
Casino cash: $440827052
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian View Post
Pros: Aspirations are reasonable and he will likely make his goal of having his pic on the home page of People of walmart.
It looks like he has already achieved this goal.

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut View Post
yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.
Posts: 16,964
loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 09:25 AM   #4
Saul Good Saul Good is offline
MVP
 

Join Date: Jul 2005
Casino cash: $183950
I got paragraph deep before I realized what I was reading. Well done, though.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy View Post
Saul 2014
Posts: 30,539
Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.Saul Good is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 09:31 AM   #5
crazycoffey crazycoffey is offline
Space for rent
 
crazycoffey's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Eternal Damnation
Casino cash: $22415606
Who's Nathan and what is important about his 4th of July party?
Posts: 23,612
crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 09:34 AM   #6
loochy loochy is offline
That's what she said.
 
loochy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: TECKSIS
Casino cash: $440827052
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey View Post
Who's Nathan and what is important about his 4th of July party?
Nathan likes wieners.

His party involves guzzling many wieners.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut View Post
yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.
Posts: 16,964
loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 09:54 AM   #7
patteeu patteeu is offline
The 23rd Pillar
 
patteeu's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2002
Casino cash: $463331
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey View Post
then why am I not continually saying my side? frootie remembers it his way, I mine. I've accepted partial fault and am moving on. Why can't we all?
You're not the guy who brought it up. I think it's great that you've moved on. But others don't seem to be able to do it and Hootie shouldn't let them write the history.
__________________


"Well, it is one thing for Bill Clinton to say, I feel your pain. It is another thing for Barack Obama to say I feel your pain that I have caused." - George Will
Posts: 74,232
patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:00 AM   #8
patteeu patteeu is offline
The 23rd Pillar
 
patteeu's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2002
Casino cash: $463331
Nice job, Iowanian.
__________________


"Well, it is one thing for Bill Clinton to say, I feel your pain. It is another thing for Barack Obama to say I feel your pain that I have caused." - George Will
Posts: 74,232
patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:01 AM   #9
Frosty Frosty is offline
Go Beavers!
 
Frosty's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
Casino cash: $1023443
So, is Flopnuts really the 73rd best poster on here or are people just going for the low hanging fruit now?
Posts: 9,607
Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:02 AM   #10
Dick Bull Dick Bull is offline
Ugot 99 problems & Bull aint 1
 
Dick Bull's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Pitt State baby
Casino cash: $162623
Quote:
Originally Posted by patteeu View Post
You're not the guy who brought it up. I think it's great that you've moved on. But others don't seem to be able to do it and Hootie shouldn't let them write the history.
You are Hootie's CP Lawyer aren't you?

The Patteeu Team.

If you have a mod problem, if no one else can help, if he has time after constantly defending hootie's ignorant antics, maybe you can hire the Patteeu team.
Posts: 28,832
Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:03 AM   #11
rico rico is offline
Tarp that Load.
 
rico's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
Casino cash: $1043860
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod View Post
That would make him the only one.


"Oh, stop it."
__________________
tl;dr
Posts: 4,384
rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.rico threw an interception on a screen pass.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:03 AM   #12
tooge tooge is offline
MVP
 
tooge's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $87836
flopnuts, low hanging fruit, coincidence?
Posts: 7,950
tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.tooge 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:04 AM   #13
vailpass vailpass is offline
Yah Mules!
 
vailpass's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $99231209
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
So, is Flopnuts really the 73rd best poster on here or are people just going for the low hanging fruit now?
Flop is the goods, much better than 73.
__________________
It don't matter what line we hand you
When we come a crawlin' in.
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry,
An' it's probably gonna happen again.

T. Byrd
Posts: 36,272
vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.vailpass is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:05 AM   #14
Dick Bull Dick Bull is offline
Ugot 99 problems & Bull aint 1
 
Dick Bull's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Pitt State baby
Casino cash: $162623
Quote:
Originally Posted by tooge View Post
flopnuts, low hanging fruit, coincidence?
Yup.

They're low balling him.
Posts: 28,832
Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dick Bull is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:05 AM   #15
Frosty Frosty is offline
Go Beavers!
 
Frosty's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
Casino cash: $1023443
Quote:
Originally Posted by tooge View Post
flopnuts, low hanging fruit, coincidence?
Posts: 9,607
Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.Frosty wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2013, 10:05 AM
Iowanian
This message has been deleted by Iowanian.
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:36 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.