Really? i thought this would gross you out too....and then I'd be sleeping in a separate bed for the rest of my life because of my breakfast eating habits.

Syrup on sausage, bacon...even eggs isn't that horrible.

Anything sweet touching anything ketchuppy is stupid....

I SAID I DON"T EAT THEM TOGETHER!

THEY TOUCH!!!
THEREFORE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT HAVE AT LEAST ONE BITE THAT IS BOTH KETCHUP AND SYRUP!!! OR WORSE, FRENCH TOAST WITH SYRUP, AND RENEGADE KETCHUP!!!!!

IT DOES NOT HAPPEN! I would NEVER, I repeat, NEVER eat french toast if it had ketchup on it! I do not believe in that type of hybrid. So shut it, mr. I eat my lasagna one layer at a time.

Nothing wrong with that. My only beef was with eggs. Syrup + eggs is like eating sugary-sweet placenta with a side order of crushed intestines.

I haven't had sausage for a while. There's this really good fresh turkey breakfast sausage you used to be able to get at wal-mart (yes, wal-mart). I might have to pick up a pack and have some breakfast for dinner.You say that like it isn't the sign of a well-bred man.

How else can you savor all that cheesy goodness?

He does that too? Sometimes, you can't help it. It just comes apart!

I don't like lasagna. More specifically, I don't like ricotta cheese. It's foul. The thing that sucks is that my mother-in-law has somehow got it in her head that I like lasagna, and so when we go visit her in NY she makes lasagna special for me. Hooray.