No, you deal with it.

Good stuff - way to get things back on track

This is not a correct statement.

No but three lefts do.

This is a correct statement.

Technically, sort of? :shrug: wasn't it in algebra when you learned multiplying two negative numbers the result was a positive number?

right. only multiplication or division of an even number of negative numbers will result in a positive number

he did not specify multiplying

he could have meant addition

...and it has nothing to do with algebra.

Fixed, I get that but sort of nit picking there. All over a silly comment. Some of you guys are way too bored

touche, i completely overlooked the algebra part

ROFL

he's just all sorts of wrong

that is correct sir

Yes, when multiplying (or dividing), but "in alebgra" could also mean addition or subtraction.

"Algebra" also implies the existence of an unknown such as "x" which really isn't relevant here, since negative times (or divided by) a negative equals a positive even if it isn't "algebra."

That's pretty much all I remember.

A lot of people here are serious about numbers, until we start talking about Alex Smith statistics

Sure about that?

Most definitely not meth. There are tons of tweakers in my area... it makes me sick, witnessing what that drug has done to previously respectable people physically and psychologically after dabbling in that shit.

ah, but if they decide to dabble in meth were they really respectable psychologically in the first place?

See, this is why this country is ****ed right now. All the smart people are hanging out on CP all day rather than doing their jobs.

Seemingly so, but obviously a bit uneducated in terms of the dangers of it.

The inverse property of multiplying negative numbers : algebra

As

Lumberjacking : Carpentry


(sort of)

Got another roast in you? I'll supply the name.

64. teedubya

Well, what can one really say about teedubya? He has a bubbly personality and was involved somehow in the SOC thing (I don't really remember the details, so it couldn't have been that impressive).

Claims to be a fan of the Chiefs and I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. But, what really seems to turn him on are conspiracy and other kooky theories. Here's just a partial list:

Is hoarding gold because he believes that the collapse of the dollar is imminent. Unfortunately, he started claiming this about seven years ago, so imminent may have a different definition for him.

Believes that 9/11 was an "inside job." Completely rejects all debunking evidence and probably still would if he were a passenger getting stabbed in the neck by a guy who looks like Frankie yelling "Allahu Akbar!"

Believes that the Fukushima nuclear event was a catastrophe worse than Chernobyl and that hundreds of thousands would die from the radiation. Body count? Zero. Also had a memorable melt down during the BP oil spill in the Gulf, but not quite as bad. Stopped eating fish and shrimp as a result, which probably saved more seafood than died during Fukushima. He's not exactly svelte.

As a nice bonus, he also believed that Japan was going to "slide into the sea" during the event. I keep pretty good track of the news, but haven't seen confirmation of this yet, but maybe it got glossed over by Wimbledon or something.

HAARP. This one really is the pièce de résistance of teedubya's crazy. In case you don't know, HAARP is an acronym for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, a harmless radio program up in Alaska run by some nice military folks and DARPA. Anyway, teedubya postulated that HAARP caused the earthquake which led to the tsunami which caused the Fukushima event (see above). Seems reasonable, right? Well hold on sonny! He also theorizes that HAARP was also causing those pesky earthquakes down in Arkansas a while back AND is responsible for the infamous "radar rings." So, quite a versatile gadget, this HAARP. Of course, teedubya never gives any reason why DARPA would want to use HAARP in that way, which is fun.


Pros: Seems to be a faithful and ardent fan of the Kansas City Chiefs. May actually be clinically-insane, but that's common among Chiefs fans, so we are going to let that one slide. Likes sending very strange rep messages, including things about "having no soul" and "places in Hell for people like you."

Cons: I can't really think of any.

Outlook: Will probably have a stroke at one point when he gets all worked up over some kooky theory and end up immobilized in bed drinking his food through a straw, wondering if I'm watching. Just don't look under the bed, teedubya.

haha

you were a fitting person to do his roast

Nice Donger!! Edit it to 64 though.

This is why hootie is wrong about donger.

Is that really a roast though? All of that stuff is accurate. There's no made up funny stuff - it's all real.

donger's gonna get told to eat a bag of dicks.
sec

Clay was the one who was all over dongers dong.

Edit: also nice job on the roast.

with a spot of tea and some cucumber sandwiches

Done.

This is more straightforward biography than roast. Still funny though.
Also, you could substitute several other posters names at the top and wouldn't have to change much about the details below.

I don't remember what he said, but okay.

More so of a brief biography, IMO. Oh well, I know about who this teedubya guy is now....I knew nothing about the dude before.

Roast?

LMAO

A roast is an event, almost exclusively in the United States, in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show his or her good nature.

**** it, I just decided that...This list WILL get finished.

Knowmo trial's a dud, eh? Could be worse...like "the return" that Clay did.

One significant thing he did was he said something to the Chiefs on Twitter and the Chiefs PR person came back and told him "It's your choice to be a fan or not", which started a big shitstorm.

LMAO Believes that 9/11 was an "inside job." Completely rejects all debunking evidence and probably still would if he were a passenger getting stabbed in the neck by a guy who looks like Frankie yelling "Allahu Akbar!"

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it. Just pointing out that for some, no embellishment is even needed.

I don't think the part in bold is going to apply here. I also received a "very strange" rep message, followed by a PM, when I expressed skepticism to someone else's post that the NSA was blackmailing Supreme Court justices.

Heh. Well done, Donger.

Sorry, I meant to bold the "outlandish true" part. Some seemed to think that roasts required untrue stories. Teedubya doesn't really need anything made up.

Welcome to the dark side, though.

Well I TRIED to tell you.

Huge dud. He hasn't even shown up yet ROFL I figured he'd create some burst, but what can I do if he won't show at his own thread?

Incredible. Donger hit one out of the park. Oh, and he posted more than one word! :clap: Seriously, I laughed throughout that.

He did start by asking a question though.

Would you expect anything less?

I didn't even notice that.

LMAO

63. rico

rico has come along way in the last month. After not being on the list he has rocketed up the charts. Has a reputation as a solid poster even though he is a bit long winded sometimes. That is pretty good considering only a third of his 3k posts have been read. The long winded ness extends to the bedroom as well. Mrs. Swaff often finishes before he can get it in.

Speaking of the Mrs. they met at a family reunion (don't worry she's a 2nd cousin). They fell in love in typical Iowa fashion after he suplexed her on to his cock after the three legged race.


Pros: Has a hot wife and a killer figure 4 leg lock.

Cons: Probably doesn't want to get this one pregnant. ..just to be safe.

Outlook: Learns to condense his posts, ends the year in the top 10 of post count as a result. Gets banned for calling frazod fat in a hundred a different ways.

Good job, Donger. But the roast isn't complete without a Frazod is fat statement.

LMAO suplexed his second cousin onto his cock
Posted via Mobile Device

Outstanding roast.

So British. LMAO

Goldberg and Wee man?

Red Alert: Shocking Fukushima Radiation On Flight From Chile To The U.S. Atlanta to Oregon

This is for all those who …

… still don’t know what has been reported here since the beginning of the Fukushima nuclear disaster.

… think that the Fukushima disaster is over.

… think that Fukushima is far away and doesn’t affect them.

… still trust our government & the mainstream media.

For my readers this is just a reminder to stay alert.

http://www.infiniteunknown.net/wp-co...e-To-US-61.jpg


http://www.infiniteunknown.net/2013/...le-to-the-u-s/

Alex Smith HATER
HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $164101
___________________________

This guy would best served/roasted by an old-timer such as Skip or Bob Dole, he was a lot more vulnerable around the early 2k's when I wasn't yet a member. However; I'm fairly confident there is plenty of loser, low-life material to work with here, as all that really happened since then are: Claythan lost weight, and got a few jobs and bought a 1983 Mercedes that blew up or something, that story was never made clear as to just WHAT exactly happened .


There are a few good things about Clay, but let's move through this shit storm to find the two mini chocolate chips at the end.
Claynus apparently lives w/ an aunt or grandmother or some other distant 'unknown' relative , the relationship is very distant, he goes and gets his food at dinner-time, aside from that he never goes upstairs. Has a trapper-keeper he saved from 7th grade w/ 'Cellar Dwellar' decals over the hot air balloon model. Really does have a 'Tranny Porn' folder on his desktop which is password protected and named something obscure such as: 'Chiefs' or 'Texas' or something.


GoChiefs went to downtown Spring to buy a PO Box to persuade online Houston babes that NO HE DOES NOT live w/ Aunt Kay! I'm not sure of Clay's online username on Plenty of Fish - but there is about a 100% chance either Jawa or Greedo are in it, somewhere. GoChiefs would never admit this here, but he has messaged 85,000 women, his goal is to get to 152,000 by or before Alex Smith throws a 300 yard game.
There is little doubt that Clay is a chauvinist, he despises women, actually he loves them but can't get a steady, so he claims they're 'inferior' -- Don't feel bad though ladies, Clay is that way w/ the men at cock n balls dot com, too. Claynus's school of thought roles over into fashion and anything of value or nice. He literally see's no value in pricier 'higher quality' items, or is it because he can't afford them? You guys decide. I remember him bitching about the price of the Chili's dinner he'd took a girl out to, on a first date, never the less. Once this guy said he only will pay for his OWN supper on the first date, I know you're cheap bro, but come on.

Pros: He has 77,000 threads, 600 threads that actually DID achieve 100+ post count, you do the math here. He's managed to obtain a decent body after watching numerous episodes of Knight Rider while listening to CC Music Factory. He DID bite the bullet in the San Diego MNF/bash game w/ the nastyness outside, stayed out in the stadium area, he's your very own 'true fan' the thing that he claims the others are and he is NOT. Stay focused Claynus, get the girl from OK Cupid once Aunt Kay IS actually out of town and there may be a chance Note: Be sure Aunt Kay leaves that food money!! Moving to Kansas City next year may be the best chance for Red 5 to come out of the closet, as there is a huge gay population in Kansas City - so there's that, bud.


Cons: This guy has about 27 active mults, last estimation. Some have over 37k posts!!

so, Even Auntie Kay makes fun of Goatse, for several reasons, but the main reason is his collection of PeeWee's Playhouse, yes he has every episone, yes DVD remastered! he's amazing - do you know this guy once IM'd his sister by accident indicating he wanted to cam-sex her - only it was much more graphic and a butt-plug was involved, if you know what I mean. Keep your head up and pronounce your words, work on your voice volume-level and maybe you can pull a girl in real life, like the mall or Medieval Times or something, I don't know man!

2014 outlook: I'm not sure where to go here, you have all the gifts to enter into production of some sort, but your timid deameanor and quivering persona won't get you there, and no they don't care how good you are at The Matrix trilogy Jeopardy, or that you can name ALL of the planets in Star Wars and all of the characters in the bar Han Solo had the Greedo shootout w/.

Honestly, ask me and I'd recommend an Anthony Robbins program for your future endeavors, he's very current and tempered for today's business world.

Has Jeff Francoeur been roasted yet?

Nobody likes you.

I've asked around.

Couldn't get through it. Sorry

Whoa...you didn't ask me.

I don't like him.

Yeah?

Well Jeff Francoeur.

How about them apples?

Bullshit, I shouldn't be roasted until the top 10.

Jeff Francoeur thinks you're a pussy.

ROFL
I am going to sleep with a giant happy smile on my face. I thank you.

The thought of how upset you must be that you are ranked so low just tickles my chitlins.

aaaaaand

youuuuuuuu're

outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Bahahahaha shit just got real

Interesting

Clay's so pissed he's beating all the animals in his house.

FYP

I approve this correction.

You're easily #1 material.

He's far too lazy for that. He's online killing off his Webkins with mouseclicks instead.

I'm not roasting you, bro. I don't want you to leave mad for 3 months.

ROFL

One by one they shall all perish because of my shame.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's how you are referring to your maniacal banning of all that oppose your supreme authority.

"What happened to Hootie?"
"He got mad and left forever."

:evil:

I hope you are paying attention.

http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/...20testicle.gif

Wut