I bet you Clay is firing up a Red roast as we speak...

I just now figured out what tl;dr was. Yall need to just spell this stuff out. Tired of guessing at this short speak bullcrap. Lazy bastards.

Today is SaulGood's birthday supposedly. A roast would make a nice gift to him.

This thread is so shitty it makes me want to choke out a stranger at a little league game.

Ooh good one. Tooge hasn't been roasted yet.

Not on the list

Nah, it's waaaay shitier than that. It makes me want to shoot a dog

with an assault rifle (whatever that is)

LMAO Lonewolf would geld you for that one.

wait, what? what list? Come at me bro! I'll knock your ****in teeth in.


Then, for a just slightly greater than nominal fee, I will fix them for you

quite the racket you have going on there

I need Reighters to read his roast.

thanks. That's what I use to knock the teeth out

Tennis homo.

Child please. It makes me want to stab a dog to death with the teeth I've knocked out of a disgruntled Tball parent.

Tooge recently started a 2nd practice, an OBGYN office where he caters specifically to vagina dentata patients.



All I know is this.....if and when I am roasted, the person had better bring it.

Just like software engineers.

I have Hootie's list.

heh. Now THATS a racket

good, I don't want to be on any list that Hootie has made.

Oh preaz it been to eesy for evvrybud do yuo, Iranian. to eesy migetbuoy

wtf

who is this mult and why is he in the green?

n00b LMAO

It has to be an old-timer since your presence in these parts has dwindled the past few years.

I wonder who could best roast you.

Hmmm...

LMAO

mmm...roasted beets

http://www.realfarmacy.com/wp-conten.../05/beets3.jpg

Simply Red mult? Heck, I really don't know who that is.

THEN YOU ARE A STUPID NOOB ROFL

I just don't end to pay much attention to the shenanigans as much as others, I guess.

Holy shit a skinbra sighting!

You know, I'm almost half-tempted to stop posting from the iPad.

It makes me look dumber than normal.

you are just going too fast

slooowww down and enjoy life

I have that same issue. As advanced as the damn things are, the keyboard on it is crap.

LMAO

I'm fairly certain skinbra pre-dates you. And I thought he had retired. Haven't seen him in forever and a day.

I suck at the iPhone, too. I think it's just a touch-pad thing, although the Otterbox is akin to a chastity belt for me.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! :LOL:

can't you just download a different one?

I have occaisonal issues with my S3 but, nothing like the iPad. And I can't imagine an otterbox being at all usrr friendly.

For the iPad? No clue. Guess I could check into it. For some reason though I am thinking Apple is kind of strict whrn it comes to those options. I'm probably just nuts though.

The Otterbox is definitely a Catch-22 for me. Save the iPhone from possible destruction or actually use it without hindering proper operation?

Sometimes, I feel like tossing the thing out a window but it would just land safely and continue to taunt me.

Probably - and that's the reason I chose non-apple

I love my SwiftKey

LMAO

It's part of the general operation so I don't see how that's possible.

i just wondered - i've tried a couple of different ones on my droids and swiftkey helps a LOT

For my phone I am all about Droid. Computer and tablets Apple.

And unless you get the paid version of swiftkey, it sucks 10 times worse than the iPad keyboard.

i used the free version for a little bit and i liked it so i bought it. its the only app ive ever paid for and it is definitely worth it.

I'll check out the App Store. Thanks!

I tried the free pro trial and it worked fine. After the trial was up and went to the basic version it suuuuuucked.

Apple may or may not allow those - I don't know. It's worth a try if they have it.

Hey, where's Buck? He needs to get roasted.

Sounds like a job for Clay...

Smoked or toked sounds more appropriate.

or, around here, people will simply think you are drunk

I've been doing this for quite some time.

I can pick them out...

you guys are boring today. My boss is out, I have nothing to do, and I even took a long lunch AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL BORING. SOMEONE GET INTO SOME UNNECESSARY DRAMA. I have time to kill until I leave work in an hour and a half to go golf.

Read my roasts of rico and reighters

read them. I come for the strife and resulting butt hurt. The roasts are a nice addition but you can only read them so many times.

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Go practice your putting

skinsbra put on a pig suit and waiting in hog farmer boar stations to celebrate holiday. Hock.

I typed one up for Frankie post mortem, but I thought it wouldn't be right because he's not here to reply. So I deleted it.

Post it anyway. I want to read it.

:hmmm:

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Dinny

sorry for the Q, PGM. I quoted before I read further. What I really meant to say was

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait Frankie died? Like irl?

No, he's been perma-banned.

really? for what?

Because he blamed Phobia for his wife getting fat, and that was a line Phobs wasn't going to allow to be crossed. Frankie is gone FOREVER because of it. That's just how Phobs rolls.

Suicide bombing?

LMAO

I actually know this one--said something stupid about possibly suing CP for libel or some such nonsense.

Poof, gone. Possibly in mid-air.

Sip fat.

I actually do feel badly about that. I'd welcome Frankie back.

Shut up, you bundle of sticksshark.

Sip fat.

I don't feel bad. But I'd welcome back. It's fun to see him get so riled up about his mom.

Will you join me for biscuits and tea?

Frankie got permabanned?