This has potential to get good, let me try:

My best friend committed suicide after learning where to buy pot seeds on the internet.

The only reason he started smoking pot in the first place was because he was persecuted for being Mexican and having both male and female genitalia.

One night he got drunk and was really stupid on this message board and posted that he has pot plants in his basement. Someone tracked his IP, called the police which lead to him being raped in prison.

After being released from prison he/she could no longer get aroused by the girly thread so he joined the army in hopes of showering with other men again and became a war hero.

Therefore, because I’ve dealt with suicide in my life, I can joke about it all I want.

I could take the “joke sucks” because it does, but hey bricks, kiss my balloon knot.

People like you who look for every opportunity to scream “injustice” need to be beaten with rubber hose. You make me sick.

Is your life so boring and insignificant that you need to look for drama on a message board?

Get a life.

Bob Dole can only assume that Wilson missed this thread.

Well done. You are a very talented lurker. We'd like to see you post more, though. Maybe you could post more and bricks could post less.

I'm concerned about the part of the story that mentions that it was a small rope. To me, this may mean that Brien didn't really want to commit suicide and was hoping that the rope would break under his weight. I think this was a cry for help more than a suicide attempt.

I mean, of course, that it's a cry for help by Wilson to get a new joke book, but maybe it's a cry for help by Brien as well.

meh

only the punter holds it & kicks it too...this joke is flawed