What's worse for me, is that this year there are also Nebraska versions of this one, the powdery substance one and the tornado one that keep making their way into my e-mail inbox, as well as the NU message boards. They won't go away.

Maybe if they changed the little boy to a little girl?

Or, a little midget boy. That would be pretty funny (just thinking about him getting his ass kicked all the time, I mean).

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“Tornado one”? :shrug:

Hey! Did y'all hear about the strange substance found at arrowhead?


How 'bout John Goodman?

What cracks me up is that day after day somebody will post something like this that they received in an email or heard from some smart-aleck friend and they HONESTLY think "Hmmm...I bet NOBODY on CP has heard THIS ONE!!!" and they rush in and post it thinking that they will be the first in on this "hot topic". Hilarious.
Heck, the guy that pointed out your repost has over FIFTY THREE THOUSAND posts....what else does he have to do?

(no offense jilly)

Jilly, if you would just listen to your husband and do whatever he tells you to do, things like this wouldn't happen.

I also posted this joke in the "clean jokes" thread several months ago.

:sulk: Oh I'm so offended I might actually kill myself now. I think that's why the thread was titled as it was, Stop me if you've heard this one...." I figured.

well, he wasn't answering my texts when I was getting his permission to post the thread..... guess he needs a clone or some sort of sub situation in emergencies like this one

I'd never heard this joke before now.

You still haven't "heard" it, Mr. Donger. You just "read" it.

Hahahahah!! Gotcha. Oohoohoohoo!!! Hahahohoho!!

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You know when you've just posted an ancient joke?

When ToCmash posted the same joke last week.

I did both, actually.

My great grandfather heard that one when he was five, and he was sick of it halfway through the joke.