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Old 01-14-2008, 01:25 PM   Topic Starter
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Kansas City , MO (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
Jackson County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to
his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring
that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:29 PM   #2
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STOP!!!

I've heard this one.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:30 PM   #3
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STOP!!!

I've heard this one.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:32 PM   #4
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Don't harumph me, you told me to stop you...
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:37 PM   #5
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Don't harumph me, you told me to stop you...
gotta know that I love it when we use the names of the smilies instead of the smilies themselves!
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:30 PM   #6
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Repost X2. Do you live in a cave?
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:36 PM   #7
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Repost X2. Do you live in a cave?
I'm sorry.

I guess I haven't been around for awhile.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:38 PM   #8
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:31 PM   #9
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:37 PM   #10
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:38 PM   #11
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:41 PM   #12
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:42 PM   #13
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I used to think this was an annual repost, but seems its been popping up every couple weeks now.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:47 PM   #14
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I used to think this was an annual repost, but seems its been popping up every couple weeks now.
What's worse for me, is that this year there are also Nebraska versions of this one, the powdery substance one and the tornado one that keep making their way into my e-mail inbox, as well as the NU message boards. They won't go away.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:56 PM   #15
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What's worse for me, is that this year there are also Nebraska versions of this one, the powdery substance one and the tornado one that keep making their way into my e-mail inbox, as well as the NU message boards. They won't go away.
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