If you're smart, you'll find a new hair stylist before Friday.

My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.

Nice.

I'll need the address of this shop please. For....just give me the address!!

Yeah, she should at least rub them on ChiTown a little. :D

So you came early?

So...............was that why Lil Wayne was playin'?

Speaking of this, I have heard a rumor of a salon north of the river that doubles as an escort service. I have never tried to confirm said rumor, just passing along what I have heard. And for the sake of continuity, I heard this rumor a few years ago.

She called him so he could make it juicy for her.

2 Things.

1. Are you married?

2. Worthless w/out Pics

For your sake, ChiTown, I hope that isn't the only chair.

Dried jizz near your fly is one thing, but dried jizz on the back of your pants may draw unwanted attention.

If you do go to that appointment...I triple dog dare you to carry in a can of
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and wipe off the chair before sitting down.

It'll make her feel like an

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Well did she at least turn down the music afterwards?

That is what I call a sticky situation.

Sounds to me like you're getting free haircuts for life dude. I'd also have them throw in some massages etc....