Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM  
ChiTown ChiTown is offline
Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs
 
ChiTown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $21400
UHHHH. Ok

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
Posts: 19,303
ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.ChiTown is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:01 PM   #2
58-4ever 58-4ever is offline
The Collective Unconscious
 
58-4ever's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
Casino cash: $10105
this thread is worthless without pics.
Posts: 7,899
58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:01 PM   #3
doomy3 doomy3 is offline
Supporter
 
doomy3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Lee's Summit, MO
Casino cash: $7549
Awesome.
Posts: 12,529
doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.doomy3 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM   #4
Detoxing Detoxing is offline
Dyslexic Speed Reader
 
Detoxing's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $13208
Damn it!
Posts: 20,241
Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Detoxing has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM   #5
Fish Fish is offline
Missing Dick Curl
 
Fish's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $9968
Ask her if you can also take advantage of the alternate payment method like the last guy did....
__________________
Posts: 26,119
Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM   #6
KC-TBB KC-TBB is offline
It is, what it is...
 
KC-TBB's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Lawrenceville, GA
Casino cash: $5465
so it's a full service salon?
Posts: 1,044
KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.KC-TBB must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:03 PM   #7
Demonpenz Demonpenz is offline
Royals Hall Of Fame
 
Demonpenz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $9499
Did he cum or what?
Posts: 45,005
Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM   #8
58-4ever 58-4ever is offline
The Collective Unconscious
 
58-4ever's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
Casino cash: $10105
this Friday cut is going to be very interesting.
Posts: 7,899
58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM   #9
Redrum_69 Redrum_69 is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: your nightmares
Casino cash: $5000
tell her she better give you the full treatment and the happy ending better be damn good, otherwise you are gonna tell her husband.
Posts: 6,343
Redrum_69 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Redrum_69 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM   #10
58-4ever 58-4ever is offline
The Collective Unconscious
 
58-4ever's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
Casino cash: $10105
maybe she'll shampoo your junk.
Posts: 7,899
58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM   #11
Donger Donger is offline
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675 N 106.475 W
Casino cash: $1611
VARSITY
I wonder why she took her clothes off? That isn't required for a BJ, unless there are different requisites in Wichita.
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 77,820
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM   #12
58-4ever 58-4ever is offline
The Collective Unconscious
 
58-4ever's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
Casino cash: $10105
just a little trim?
Posts: 7,899
58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:05 PM   #13
BigVE BigVE is offline
Veteran
 
BigVE's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: centralKs
Casino cash: $5300
Whoa baby, first time I have literally laughed out loud in a while. Wowzer. ...that's what you get for trespassing!
__________________
Meh.
Posts: 4,822
BigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutBigVE is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:05 PM   #14
58-4ever 58-4ever is offline
The Collective Unconscious
 
58-4ever's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
Casino cash: $10105
maybe she got confused when he asked for a blow-dry?
Posts: 7,899
58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.58-4ever is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2009, 02:05 PM   #15
Bowser Bowser is online now
Eff an A, Cotton!!
 
Bowser's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Transition
Casino cash: $6220
BJ and a haircut, two bits!
Posts: 52,774
Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:57 AM.


This is a test for a client's site.
A new website that shows member-created construction site listings that need fill or have excess fill. Dirt Monkey @ https://DirtMonkey.net
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.