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Gonzo 07-07-2009 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by burt (Post 5884335)
It has always been good pussy....and I wanted some. Thinking with the little head. It was a good idea after all. Whenever I think about how I miss her, I will think about that "Last time"! And I won't miss her!

You would the whole thing!

RNR 07-07-2009 09:06 AM

You sure you are over her?

Deberg_1990 07-07-2009 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by burt (Post 5884302)
Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!:rolleyes:

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!

Did you take lessons from Claythan?

ClevelandBronco 07-07-2009 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RNR (Post 5884339)
You sure you are over her?

The dude is obsessed.

I'd give him five years to get over her. Minimum.

The Rick 07-07-2009 09:11 AM

I'm just kind of surprised a soon-to-be ex-wife would agree to this...

:huh:

Iowanian 07-07-2009 09:11 AM

She only tollerated the penetration to give you the going away, cock-celery she got from the boyfriend...

Lumpy 07-07-2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Rick (Post 5884350)
I'm just kind of surprised a soon-to-be ex-wife would agree to this...

:huh:

I'm more surprised that Burt would even touch her after knowing what she did to him.

Skip Towne 07-07-2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 5884344)
The dude is obsessed.

I'd give him five years to get over her. Minimum.

It took me a little over 7.

burt 07-07-2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 5884344)
The dude is obsessed.

I'd give him five years to get over her. Minimum.

This may be the first time I disagree with you.....other than the Broncos thing.......

burt 07-07-2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5884356)
I'm more surprised that Burt would even touch her after knowing what she did to him.

IT WAS A PUSSY THING!!!

burt 07-07-2009 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 5884343)
Did you take lessons from Claythan?

Now I gotta kick your ass........ROFL

wutamess 07-07-2009 09:15 AM

I was going to ask you about new developements.
Outside of the lousy sex what else is new between you guys?

MTG#10 07-07-2009 09:16 AM

Big mistake. I did the same thing, and wrote about it here. Only difference was ours was the best sex we had in years. It setback my recovery for weeks. Im still not over the bitch and would probably still give her another chance. :(

Lumpy 07-07-2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by burt (Post 5884359)
IT WAS A PUSSY THING!!!

Understandable. However, if I ever cheated on my husband, he wouldn't be able to look at me. I would doubt that a 'last time sexcapade' would even enter his mind.

Phobia 07-07-2009 09:21 AM

So the truth comes out... you're terrible in the sack. I always suspected.


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