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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:49 AM   #2
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:49 AM   #3
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That is weird, she was a freak when I banged her.
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:52 AM   #4
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That is weird, she was a freak when I banged her.
You still need to chip in to terminate the pregnancy......
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:52 AM   #5
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:57 AM   #6
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:00 AM   #7
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What the hell made you think that might be a good idea?
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:01 AM   #8
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Burt, you really should just beat her up, isn't that the new trend?
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:02 AM   #9
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I have been pregnant and I have experimented with my gag reflex.

HTF does being pregnant give you a lower gag reflex?

oh oh oh oh

Not a distance thing.

Never mind.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:02 AM   #10
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:02 AM   #11
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Yes but to be fair he should wait for the baby to be born first.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:04 AM   #14
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What the hell made you think that might be a good idea?
It has always been good pussy....and I wanted some. Thinking with the little head. It was a good idea after all. Whenever I think about how I miss her, I will think about that "Last time"! And I won't miss her!
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Burt, you really should just beat her up, isn't that the new trend?

Uh oh...where did that come from?

Is MTG in jail?
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