Is that a tricky way of saying she didn't swallow?

Chick in college went full hand up my shorts pants leg in the movie theater. Got the **** outta there, was NOT interested in her. It was a group of friends out at the movie. Still have no desire to see The Fan again.

I was a manager at a retail store and one of the cashiers said " Hey you like to **** your cashiers right. Wanna go out.". I didn't last too long as a manager though. The higher management frowned at that sort of thing.

A chick that I only knew as an acquaintance flashed her tits at me during a party. She was average looking with a rocking body, what was I to do? Hot pursuit! I later found out a buddy of mine saw her flash me.

I was also propositioned during a bowling league a few years back. She pulled no punches. She said something like, "I'd like to **** you and I know where we can go." I was floored. I was seeing someone at the time and politely said no. She stared at me the rest of the night. I think she had a screw loose.

One of my friends girl friends told me long ago that she thought of me when they had sex.....No I never messed with her.I never told him about it either,it would have killed him.Last I heard their still together and have kids and the whole bunch so Im glad things went the way they did.She was blonde anyway.I only dig brunettes.:thumb:

Back in college, I worked at a liquor store PT. And a girl I worked with and I hooked up one night. The next day at work I was in the beer cooler stocking, she came back to visit. she asked me, "Do you the difference between Sugar and Sweet and Low?" I answered, "What?". She then kissed me on the lips and said "that is Suger." And then undid my pants and gave me head "and said this is Sweet and Low."
Never had a great blowjob till you've had one sitting on cold 24 pks and getting blown , while passers by might catch a glimpse while getting their Beer. LOL.

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Is this Penthouse forum letters? You know they pay about $1,500 - $2000 a piece. We could use this as a fundraiser for the Planet?

This could probably be merged with the "Women are Whores" thread...

When I was in law school my wife and I lived in a very sketchy area right on the border between Berkeley and Oakland. I was walking home from the BART station (which was a couple of blocks from our apartment) sort of late one night coming home from a party.

A middle-aged black woman with no teeth, who looked like she had been sleeping outside for some time, walked up to me and mumbled something. I didn't understand so I said "pardon?" The only word I made out the second time was "head." I said no thanks, and walked home as quickly as possible.

PS We moved to another apartment shortly thereafter.

PPS I always wondered if I made a mistake, given that she had no teeth.

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When I was in college, I went to an Oktoberfest festival. Two women asked me to turn around, so I did. One of them then said, "Yep. We're definitely taking you home tonight." One was probably in her late twenties. The other was in her late thirties or early forties. I told them that I wasn't interested (trying to score with one of the girls I went to the festival with). The older one got pissed off and started acting rude. Eventually they left. I didn't score with the girl I wanted although we did eventually hook up once or twice.