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Old 09-20-2009, 03:03 AM  
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What's the most bold sexual advance a female's ever made toward you?

Mine would have to be an old grab ass friend from around the block saw me at the club and said, "you know I've always wanted to you right?"
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:04 AM   #2
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:05 AM   #3
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Mine would have to be an old grab ass friend from around the block saw me at the club and said, "you know I've always wanted to you right?"
Same here....but I ended up her that night too
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:17 AM   #4
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i've actually had a girl use the pizza and **** line. only i messed her up when i said yes.




EDIT: yes, we ended up getting pizza too.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:49 AM   #5
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Old 09-20-2009, 04:46 AM   #6
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Wake up in a drunked haze at a party after passing out by being blown or at least attempting it. It brought me around, for a few seconds, don't know if it came around. zzzzzzzzzzz. I kinda knew of her, but not enough to ask when sober.
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Old 09-20-2009, 04:53 AM   #7
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I was at a foam party in college and a chick dropped to her knees and handled it in a room full of people. I knew her well but I didn't think we had a connection like that. She said it was the thrill of being around all of those people.
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Old 09-20-2009, 05:35 AM   #8
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:55 AM   #9
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I had a girl over to my house and went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was totally naked and said "Do me." Yes, she pulled a Naked (wo)Man on me. This was like 12 years ago back when I was in HS, though.

I also had a sexual stalker. So, bold sexual advances sort of came with that territory.
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Old 09-20-2009, 07:05 AM   #10
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I had a young Sow that would back straight up to my crotch with her ears erect. Of course I had to let her down , she's now sausage. I couldn't take the sexual harassment.
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Old 09-20-2009, 07:27 AM   #11
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I had a young Sow that would back straight up to my crotch with her ears erect. Of course I had to let her down , she's now sausage. I couldn't take the sexual harassment.
"So, little lady, you ahhh...want the sausage huh? So be it."
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Old 09-20-2009, 07:29 AM   #12
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I once had a girl, while my gf is sitting next to me, come up drop her phone number in front of me and tell me if I ever wanted to get with a real girl to drop the one I am with and call her.
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:10 AM   #13
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I once had a girl, while my gf is sitting next to me, come up drop her phone number in front of me and tell me if I ever wanted to get with a real girl to drop the one I am with and call her.


I bet that went over REALLY well with your gf.
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:28 AM   #15
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