Life What's the most bold sexual advance a female's ever made toward you?

wutamess · 09-20-2009, 02:03 AM

Mine would have to be an old grab ass friend from around the block saw me at the club and said, "you know I've always wanted to

you right?"

Short Leash Hootie · 09-20-2009, 02:04 AM

YOU'RE BLACK

munkey · 09-20-2009, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess

Mine would have to be an old grab ass friend from around the block saw me at the club and said, "you know I've always wanted to

you right?"

Same here....but I ended up

her that night too

kcfanXIII · 09-20-2009, 02:17 AM

i've actually had a girl use the pizza and **** line. only i messed her up when i said yes.

EDIT: yes, we ended up getting pizza too.

Valiant · 09-20-2009, 02:49 AM

Probably when a girl grabbed me by my dick after our basketball game and said 'I want to **** you'... We did, but what made it awesome was it was a church league game..

LaChapelle · 09-20-2009, 03:46 AM

Wake up in a drunked haze at a party after passing out by being blown or at least attempting it. It brought me around, for a few seconds, don't know if it came around. zzzzzzzzzzz. I kinda knew of her, but not enough to ask when sober.

MikeMaslowski · 09-20-2009, 03:53 AM

I was at a foam party in college and a chick dropped to her knees and handled it in a room full of people. I knew her well but I didn't think we had a connection like that. She said it was the thrill of being around all of those people.

Pioli Zombie · 09-20-2009, 04:35 AM

It was when Serena said to me "Quick, let's do it before Venus gets out of the shower"
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Silock · 09-20-2009, 05:55 AM

I had a girl over to my house and went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was totally naked and said "Do me." Yes, she pulled a Naked (wo)Man on me. This was like 12 years ago back when I was in HS, though.

I also had a sexual stalker. So, bold sexual advances sort of came with that territory.

Hog Farmer · 09-20-2009, 06:05 AM

I had a young Sow that would back straight up to my crotch with her ears erect. Of course I had to let her down , she's now sausage. I couldn't take the sexual harassment.

allen_kcCard · 09-20-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I had a young Sow that would back straight up to my crotch with her ears erect. Of course I had to let her down , she's now sausage. I couldn't take the sexual harassment.

"So, little lady, you ahhh...want the sausage huh? So be it."

BigRichard · 09-20-2009, 06:29 AM

I once had a girl, while my gf is sitting next to me, come up drop her phone number in front of me and tell me if I ever wanted to get with a real girl to drop the one I am with and call her.

**Bwana** · 09-20-2009, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

I once had a girl, while my gf is sitting next to me, come up drop her phone number in front of me and tell me if I ever wanted to get with a real girl to drop the one I am with and call her.

I bet that went over REALLY well with your gf.

PatPatriot · 09-20-2009, 07:28 AM

A fat chick wearing too much makeup gave me too much change after I paid for my Slurpee...

boogblaster · 09-20-2009, 07:28 AM

Two sisters came up to me at a party told me you're our sex toy tonite ... Two real hott biotches can hurt you ....

09-20-2009, 02:03 AM
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kcfanXIII I AM THE CURSE Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: 25 minutes from arrowhead Casino cash: $209896	i've actually had a girl use the pizza and **** line. only i messed her up when i said yes. EDIT: yes, we ended up getting pizza too. __________________ One of these is Alex Smith's career stats. One is matt cassel's. Can you tell the difference?
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Valiant Valiant 'The Thread Killer' Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $63989	Probably when a girl grabbed me by my dick after our basketball game and said 'I want to **** you'... We did, but what made it awesome was it was a church league game..
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09-20-2009, 03:46 AM	#6
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $53704	Wake up in a drunked haze at a party after passing out by being blown or at least attempting it. It brought me around, for a few seconds, don't know if it came around. zzzzzzzzzzz. I kinda knew of her, but not enough to ask when sober.
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09-20-2009, 03:53 AM	#7
MikeMaslowski They all bounce down here.... Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $1160421	I was at a foam party in college and a chick dropped to her knees and handled it in a room full of people. I knew her well but I didn't think we had a connection like that. She said it was the thrill of being around all of those people. __________________
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09-20-2009, 04:35 AM	#8
Pioli Zombie MVP Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $51750	It was when Serena said to me "Quick, let's do it before Venus gets out of the shower" Posted via Mobile Device
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09-20-2009, 05:55 AM	#9
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $82486	I had a girl over to my house and went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was totally naked and said "Do me." Yes, she pulled a Naked (wo)Man on me. This was like 12 years ago back when I was in HS, though. I also had a sexual stalker. So, bold sexual advances sort of came with that territory.
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09-20-2009, 06:05 AM	#10
Hog Farmer Good Donkey = Dead Donkey Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $5082977	I had a young Sow that would back straight up to my crotch with her ears erect. Of course I had to let her down , she's now sausage. I couldn't take the sexual harassment.
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09-20-2009, 06:29 AM	#12
BigRichard Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $80556	I once had a girl, while my gf is sitting next to me, come up drop her phone number in front of me and tell me if I ever wanted to get with a real girl to drop the one I am with and call her. __________________ "You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez
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PatPatriot Rookie Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Methuen, Massachusetts Casino cash: $9783	A fat chick wearing too much makeup gave me too much change after I paid for my Slurpee...
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