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Donger

11-20-2009 03:13 PM

I can think of a few other flavors that would I wouldn't licking, but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention them.

rad	11-20-2009 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tylerthigpen!1! (Post 6278528)

never understood people's obsession with bacon

You are obviously not heterosexual.....bacon is used as currency in some cultures.

Hydrae

11-20-2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6278726)

Given the dog-mailman connection, is this actually part of a nefarious terrorist plot to stop the mail and keep us from getting our CapitolOne ads and Crate & Barrel catalogs, thus grinding the economy to a halt? The fact that they're using bacon is likely a clue that they're trying to destroy us via the very things that they find unholy about our culture.

And their stuff remains safe from the marauding dogs becuase they won't use the bacon flavored ones. Brilliant! :toast:

Bwana

11-20-2009 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6278762)

I can think of a few other flavors that would I wouldn't licking, but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention them.

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Hog's Gone Fishin

11-20-2009 05:27 PM

Sorry guys, but I supply the stuff this company is tainting the envelopes with. It all started as a joke on one of their buddies, but it quickly caught on and turned into a booming business so they kept the source quiet.

Crush

11-20-2009 05:37 PM

Just wait for the one idiot to die from poisoning due to "excessive licking." Then the family will sue for "emotional damage" and get millions out of the deal. It is friggin glue, it is supposed to taste bad. If you want to taste bacon, then fry some bacon and make yourself a bacon sandwich. Bacon and glue do not mix for a reason.

Rain Man

11-20-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6278762)

I can think of a few other flavors that would I wouldn't licking, but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention them.

"Frozen telephone pole" would be a great flavor.

Crush

11-20-2009 05:41 PM

A bowl of salt would be another flavor for them to consider.

Skip Towne

11-20-2009 05:52 PM

Our postmaster used to tell customers "I can sell you the stamps bt I can't lick them for you. I don't have a licker license"

bevischief

11-20-2009 06:38 PM

Duct tape

Pioli Zombie

11-20-2009 08:54 PM

They should make it taste like pussy. Guys wouldn't leave the house.
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LaChapelle

11-20-2009 08:58 PM

self adhesive FTW

Slainte

11-21-2009 01:46 AM

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Pioli Zombie

11-21-2009 07:30 AM

Just be grateful they don't smell like Manginos ass after eating at the China Star
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JD10367

11-21-2009 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6279556)

They should make it taste like pussy. Guys wouldn't leave the house.
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Bad idea. Then you'd have to listen to your wife telling you that you're licking the envelope wrong. "Not so fast! Slow down! Too rough! Oh, forget it, just give it to me and I'll have my girlfriend do it, she knows how!" :)

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