I generally only get swampass golfing, hiking, or working outside in the hottest of weather. In any case, I'm in no mood to try to score at that point anyhow, I just want A/C and a cold beer. Shower, that is all.

This. Good ****ing grief.. this.

They kind of go together, actually..... :D

Sometimes you cant help it in the 115 degree heat.

Solution: Move to Olathe.

simple is always better. if there's still an issue:

The **** is swampass?

I don't believe I have ever powdered or deodorized my ass. That seems really odd.

SNL did a skit for "Ass Don't Smell"

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92eass.phtml

Ass Don't Smell

Bob.....Kevin Nealon
Male Co-Worker #1.....Rob Schneider
Male Co-Worker #2.....David Spade
Male Co-Worker #3.....Tim Meadows


Bob: Let me bring you up to date on the Civic Center project..

Male Co-Worker #1: [ sniffing the air ] Did somebody step in something?

Bob: I had Ted draw these up over the weekend..

Male Co-Worker #1: Oh, come on! Doesn't anybody else smell it?

[ turns around and disgusts tow other co-workers with the smell from his ass ]

Bob: I think we've finally solved the underground garage problem..

Male Co-Worker #1: I'm sorry. I can't concentrate. Can't we do this over the phone?

Male Co-Worker #2: Yes!

[ everyone leaves the office, leaving confused ]

[ SUPER: The Next Day ]

Bob: [ notices Ass Don't Smell canister on his desk ] Ass Don't Smell? [ thinking ] Hmm.. maybe osmebody's trying to tell me something..

Announcer: Scrubbing doesn't work; perfumes only cover it up; and who has the time to soak? Forget all that junk, and step up to Ass Don't Smell.

[ SUPER: A Week Later ]

Male Co-Worker #3: Hey, Bob! Congratulations on the Civic Center project!

Bob: Thanks!

Male Co-Worker #3: [ notices canister in Bob's locker ] Huh? Ass Don't Smell? But your ass doesn't smell.

Bob: [ smiling confidently ] Exactly.

Announcer: Ass Don't Smell. The name says it all. Now, in new tamper-proof package.

someone must not wipe correctly or something ... just take a shower before you go out. :shake:

Well especially those freaky chicks that like to lick, err nevermind

Maybe you should just shove one of those Glade things up your ass. You could keep several handy and give her her choice of scents, just like they do at the car wash. LMAO

Define "swamp-ass." The ass is right there, the next door over. Should it smell like shit, no, should it be floral, no.

You'd know it if you had Swampass.

Cats and dogs would follow you around for weeks. (So I've heard) ;)

two things..

1st. Swamp ass can also be called Goo Butt... and if you dont take care of it, it will turn into Chapped Ass... which is not pleasant..

2nd.

http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-con...omans-butt.jpg