Why would you ride an altar boy into the desert?

ROFL

it doesn't matter where, as long as ya ride him......

That's gotta be post of 2011. And in January!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?




















































AIDS

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?














































Give the bitch a shovel.

Welcome to 1963

tldr

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?














































To hold up their pants.

FYP

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong.

"I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her.

She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before."

The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem.

"I've never been ****ed before" she says.

So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're ****ed"

Everybody say: save a camel ride and alter boy.

Or jokes from this century.

nunin better than a sister camel humpin .. sounds muslim ....

You know why altar boys always have their hair parted in the middle?