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Old 01-23-2011, 12:19 PM  
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Couldn't post this in the "Clean Jokes...." thread
So here you go:


A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

On the third day out,the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning..

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.

'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well,under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's wonderful. stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:26 PM   #2
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You couldn't stick this in the "Funny Jokes" thread either.
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:27 PM   #3
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You couldn't stick this in the "Funny Jokes" thread either.
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:29 PM   #4
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Lol. Nothing like a good beastiality joke to get the day off right.
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:52 PM   #5
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You couldn't stick this in the "Funny Jokes" thread either.
Well, maybe I'm in a good mood and easily entertained today.
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Old 01-23-2011, 01:09 PM   #6
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Old 01-23-2011, 01:12 PM   #7
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my wife, raised a catholic, laughed her ass off at this joke...

she made me print it out so she can take it to work and tell it to all the women she works with...
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Old 01-23-2011, 01:17 PM   #8
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Well, maybe I'm in a good mood and easily entertained today.
Perhaps dead camels as sex objects hits to close to home for buck. Sounds like a chargers pep rally.
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:05 PM   #9
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Hopefully the camel was a six year old male or he wouldn't be able to keep it up.
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:14 PM   #10
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Hopefully the camel was a six year old male or he wouldn't be able to keep it up.
I can see him doing a little dance while singing "my humps, my lovely camel humps"
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:16 PM   #11
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Hopefully the camel was a six year old male or he wouldn't be able to keep it up.
Well, we've just about got everything accounted for on a typical Sunday thread:
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:18 PM   #12
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We left out the Matt Cassel Buttrape.
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:23 PM   #13
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:23 PM   #14
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judging only by the last couple of games, could necrophilia cover that? Couldn't have played much worse than a corpse.
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