Take a picture of him with his dick in your mouth to show everyone how gay he is /south park

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LOL here's another good choice....

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ok ok, if you get to show the video then this one is a classic!

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They are, but in rural, redneck Iowa...it's cool.

If you want to go with the gay cowboy theme.. go all out and go with inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love

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I wanna go two steppin',
With a good lookin' big black buck,
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck,
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.

Tall of course dark and handsome,
A gentlemen in every way,
A true cow poke in every sense of the word,
We really go to work in the hay.

A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger,
Yet peaceful as a dove,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love,

I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.

That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.

Yeah I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.

That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.

Another choice for the 'subtle' gay....

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LMAO, love RHH. I remember hearing "Martini Time" on The Tonight Show in the 90's and I tried finding friends at my school who had seen it or heard of RHH and there was no one. To be honest, I've never seen people reference RHH until venturing to this board.

That song would be fitting for his style and the gay lyrics and all. I'm just worried no one would be able to decipher the lyrics while their is clapping and such taking place.

Lol, my friend is so out of the loop when it comes to "anything other than pop country" music that he probably would literally feel as if he were a macho man, entering the building to that song. In a gruff voice/hillbilly accent he'd be like, "thanks Swaff. That wasn't country, but it fits me pretty well." And he'd be serious for he is narcissistic as hell. He thinks he's macho.

True, it wouldn't have the immediate impact of something like a Rick Roll but if it was loud enough it would certainly have the "did I just hear that!!!" effect. "Black buck? Homo? What the?"

ROFL If you showed the video I'm pretty sure he'd get it!

Haha, I didn't think of it that way. That's a pretty good point.

Btw, per your suggestion, I downloaded a bunch of Elvis Costello. Love it! The wife hates it, so I have to play it when she's not around, but I freaking love it. Thanks for referring the songs you did!

Awesome! Yeah I have another buddy I introduced to EC about 15 years ago and his wife blames me for his obsession to this day.

whatever you end up with, have the DJ mix in a little bit of this one
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Sounds like someone is begging to be Rick rolled.

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