That part had me curious, too.

Why did I click on this thread. WHYWHYWHY :banghead:

Antifreeze for the dog.

You're not having a ball?

Don't cook bacon and then scratch your balls.

Said the man from his hospital bed:

I now regret my previous decision to spray paint my testes green so they resembled tennis balls.

I wonder if he's off to the rodeo?

When asked how the testicle tasted, the dog responded, "ruff!"

Had it put down, thats sad, i'm sure he loved the little squirt.

No more Gravy Train for that pooch.

Raw doggin' it.

LMAO

his new nickname could be "Wrecking Ball"

Who knew the Zombie Apocalypse would be started by a "small, white, fluffy" dog in Arkansas and not Florida?

He got Bob Barkered by his own dog.

You can't spend all day yelling, "Get the ball, boy! Get the ball!" and not expect a little confusion come nightfall.