One time I talked about a chick I knew from college on the internet. Somehow she found out and I almost got fired from my job at the university.

This actually has happened TWICE to me. The first time it happened I would have been fired from my job because I got her pics off a workroom computer. But luckily it was at the end of the semester anyway.

Second time you all know about. ROFL

I was dating this guy who drove a brand new white camaro with light gray interior. He was quite a bit older than me, and was only trying to get some action. I hadn't given in, so one night, he plowed me with Purple Passion. I got so sick and threw up all over his pretty little Camaro interior. He still didn't get any.

hee hee

Didn't you get that bill in the mail from me?

One more...in college, my roommate and I rented a nice apartment on the South side instead of slumming it around campus. There were lots of young marrieds in our complex. We had a party one night, and we all decided to go down to the hottub but of course, we did this without our clothes on. We created quite a scene, and my roommate and I actually had an eviction warning. People are so stuffy. What's wrong with 15 naked college kids in a hottub?

That's weird, because I went to NW, and I know a bunch of people that would fit that story.

Hmmm, don't really have any good ones. I did fall off the balcony of my apartment once. Upon reflection, passing out while laying on the balcony looking at the stars was probably not the best decision I've ever made.

People used to drink that?

I think the same four bottles of that were sitting in the cooler at Hy-Vee my entire tenure in Maryville.

Holy sh*t. You guys know we do that?

I want someone to take a dump on my chest



Wow, two Not Another Teen Movie references in one week....

I was at a college party (Even though i only have 3 credits) and my brother comes up to me and tells me someone is messing w/ my other brothers truck so i go drag EZ off some skank and tell him whats going on and he goes HEMAN runs outta the house screaming.

So were following the guys now as they head for the car and chad is in front EZ behind and chads talking shit and the guy in the rear turns and says * do you want some SHHHHHHH* and i punch him out.

Funniest part was EZ and i are punching each other trying to stomp the same guy.dug my thumb into some dude eye socket. ect.

cops shows up in mass,come to find out girls house the party was at her old man was a GC DS.
and noone went to jail.

The KA house at Mizzou had this thing in their charter where they have a cannon in the front of their house. This cannon is always pointed at the black cultural center of the house but that is a whole other story.

Anyway they decided to shoot it off one day but the thing is not actually functional so they stuffed it with some fireworks and small explosives...things of that nature. They lit it and they got a little more than they bargined for. A huge chunk of the cannon blew away from the main part and flew across the street on to the roof of a house or apartment complex (i cant remember which) it fell through the roof and collided on to a ping pong table where two MU students from China were playing ping pong.

I wish I was making this up...

all the dudes i work w/ are KA one of em is def in one ear.them boys like to drink.

haha, how come I don't ever see anything crazy at the parties I go to? I'm gonna have to go greek.

Man, my college experience was soooooooooo boring.

:sulk:

Well, maybe I should have said hot girls... I lived on a floor of TKE's my freshman year, and my lived on a floor of drunks my senior year... so yeah, I know plenty of guys that would do that. Heck, I've even peed off of someone's front step before, and I'm just a computer nerd.

Girls however... don't think I know of any, or can look at any and think they're capable of doing that..... but maybe I'm just hanging out in the wrong crowd.