May I recommend a stab in the face?
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WTF is up with the "wif" schtick?
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Find a way to get him onto your dental plan and get him some new teeth. Thats all he wants, once he gets those he will either leave you alone or bite you with them to get more money for crack.
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Move.
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You can start by just waiting for the next time he comes around and just laying it out like it is:
"Hey man, I helped you out twice. At this point, though, you're freaking my wife out. If you'd like I'll help you out one last time and drive you to a shelter. Otherwise, thanks for mowing the lawn. Good luck and God bless." He's done this before, he knows what time it is. Then if he doesn't get the hint start calling the cops. |
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ROFL That is priceless! |
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