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MoreLemonPledge

02-16-2010 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6537071)

two things..

1st. Swamp ass can also be called Goo Butt... and if you dont take care of it, it will turn into Chapped Ass... which is not pleasant..

2nd.

http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-con...omans-butt.jpg

****, you just beat me to it.

MikeMaslowski

02-16-2010 03:36 PM

Wouldn't wanna turn out like this......

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/a...ski/stinky.jpg

seclark

02-16-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 6537077)

Wouldn't wanna turn out like this......

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/a...ski/stinky.jpg

snicker
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Sofa King

02-16-2010 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 6537076)

****, you just beat me to it.

:D

you're not the first one that said that...

Jilly

02-16-2010 04:35 PM

I'd be more worried about skunk balls if I were you.

Bi_polar

02-16-2010 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6537277)

I'd be more worried about skunk balls if I were you.

if you're referring to me, I assure you, my balls smell like my arm would/will/does. Also a slight minty smell, due to the lemongrass body wash (attached below)

http://i47.tinypic.com/2rqhaug.jpg

Goldmember

02-16-2010 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6537071)

Which leads to Maggot-Ass

Goldmember

02-16-2010 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6537277)

I'd be more worried about skunk balls if I were you.

If YOU had to choose only one....would you rather deal with skunk balls or swamp ass?

Jilly

02-16-2010 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bi_polar (Post 6537307)

if you're referring to me, I assure you, my balls smell like my arm would/will/does. Also a slight minty smell, due to the lemongrass body wash (attached below)

http://i47.tinypic.com/2rqhaug.jpg

that shit tastes disgusting.

Fritz88

02-16-2010 05:04 PM

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2...1266264009.jpg

Bi_polar

02-16-2010 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6537397)

that shit tastes disgusting.

oh it'd/they'd be (and are) rinsed entirely and towel dried, exceptionally. No after-taste, just 'balls heaven.' pure Flesh-n-Balls.

Stewie

02-16-2010 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bi_polar (Post 6537416)

oh it'd/they'd be (and are) rinsed entirely and towel dried, exceptionally. No after-taste, just 'balls heaven.' pure Flesh-n-Balls.

Just rub some musk on your balls. It'll make you more of a man than you are.

Bi_polar

02-16-2010 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 6537473)

Just rub some musk on your balls. It'll make you more of a man than you are.

I read that as 'mask' ... as in; a mud-mask. :LOL::p

Mr. Flopnuts

02-16-2010 05:31 PM

Does powdering your butthole work? Any rash, or irritation issues?

Bi_polar

02-16-2010 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6537491)

Does powdering your butthole work? Any rash, or irritation issues?

no, none that i've ever had, generally, I'll only powder up down low, if I expect some action. It's not a habitual ritual.

...just so we are clear, here.

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