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Mecca 11-03-2010 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by fire_lm (Post 7143290)
She's young, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first explorer of this new land, so I'm not sure if she knows the expectations of guys. That's why I don't want to offened her when I tell her.
First explorer, are you dating someone in high school?

bevischief 11-03-2010 05:27 PM
Shower with her...

The Franchise 11-03-2010 05:27 PM
Tell her that you prefer it trimmed.


Or just wax it while she's sleeping.


Either one should work.

Donger 11-03-2010 05:28 PM
Make a joke of it. Next time you're down that way, break out a machete and yell, "I'm going in, baby!"

Or, just give yours a good manscape and make sure she notices.

Radar Chief 11-03-2010 05:28 PM
Offer to help her maintain the undergrowth. She might be intrigued.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-03-2010 05:29 PM
Maybe you should just stop going down on her until the relationship becomes a little more comfortable.

Better yet, the next time she's blowing you, grab her by the back of her head and start ramrodding her throat. When she asks you what the ****, tell her if she thinks she can do whatever she wants down there, you can too.

HoneyBadger 11-03-2010 05:29 PM
Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy? Or like on the phone when I can't see her?

Donger 11-03-2010 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7143313)
Offer to help her maintain the undergrowth. She might be intrigued.
A Weed Whacker might be a bit too dramatic.

The Franchise 11-03-2010 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jojomontana (Post 7143295)
Tell her it'd turn you on if she'd let you play greenskeeper on her. Break out the Barbasol and the Gillette and make it fun.
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Originally Posted by Bane (Post 7143301)
Maybe sneak her a hint.Tell her casually that you just had to trim up your "area" cause you really don't care for a lot of hair in that region,and see if she gets it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7143313)
Offer to help her maintain the undergrowth. She might be intrigued.
These.

shitgoose 11-03-2010 05:30 PM
Have her watch that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry gets that pubic hair stuck in his throat. IIRC its the same one as Krazy Eyes Killah, which is worth a watch anyhow.

After you get done watching tell her you hope you don't ever have to have the same problem as Larry. And also ask her if she's your Caucasian

Mecca 11-03-2010 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7143316)
Maybe you should just stop going down on her until the relationship becomes a little more comfortable.

Better yet, the next time she's blowing you, grab her by the back of her head and start ramrodding her throat. When she asks you what the ****, tell her if she thinks she can do whatever she wants down there, you can too.
Maybe he should move on from the high school first.

Donger 11-03-2010 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by fire_lm (Post 7143318)
Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy? Or like on the phone when I can't see her?
Are you new at this?

kstater 11-03-2010 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by fire_lm (Post 7143318)
Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy?

This. Plz report the results.

JD10367 11-03-2010 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7143280)
She must look like she's got Buckwheat in a leg lock.
http://www.footballbabble.com/images/randy-moss.jpg

KCUnited 11-03-2010 05:31 PM
I'm sure her homemade dim sum and crab ragoon more than make up for it.


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