Leave it to the witty one to find a piece of humor about crap !:D

They say the toughest loss is the loss of a twin. ;)

It's been a long season, huh?
I will mourn your loss however.
That really is the shits.

We show up for the football scoop
And to talk of Bob Dole's poop
We like to talk
We sometimes rap
Or hear about Bob's massive crap
We share a joke, enjoy the wit
of Bob Dole and his daily sh*t
If a stranger walks in, guess he thinks
It ain't just our football team that stinks
There's them that like this
And for them that do
Happy Holidays to Bob and Curly-poo

:D

Bob, did curly have a daughter named baby ruth?

My brother sent an email with this site attached. He "asked Jeeves "how to polish a turd"

and this site came up....they will actually ship someone a turd for you.
www.smellypoop.com

LOL....

One question Mr. Dole...with the bad hand, do you find it hard to wipe with the less dominant hand?...assuming of course that you are a natural righty....


anybody remember the old Cheech and Chong routine about "pinching a loaf"?

It's a masterpiece...

this is almost as good....

Ya know Senator, I felt the same loss this morning.

heheheh...that was a good one!:D

Rather than start a new poop topic, Bob Dole figured he would add this information to Curly's thread. Click on the photo for more information on this exciting new product from Twisted Novelties, Inc.
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:LOL: ROFL :LOL: ROFL

And its dishwasher safe!!! :LOL: :LOL:

Did we use our colonblow ?

I got some of this stuff, but I've been too chicken to use it so far.
As soon as I grow a pair, I'll let everybody know how it turns out.
:eek:

If he could have only held out a bit longer...I hear the Chiefs were getting ready to trade a conditional pick in next year's draft (a fifth, escalating to a fourth if he was able to hold together against a power rush) for Curly. I think I read somewhere that Vermeil was interested in a wide-body who could plug up the holes on defense.

I would say yes to that, but our defense already stinks bad enough with Robinson's toilet bowl spinner.

holy waterfunnel batman, the spinner defense finally makes sense...