It's been real...

**Bob Dole** · 12-12-2001, 08:41 PM

It is with some sadness and a smidgen of emotion that Bob Dole posts this thread, but after hours of internal conflict and a soul-searching tug-of-war, Bob Dole feels the time has come.

It's unusual that one finds himself attached in this way--it's not typical behavior. Sure, we find ourselves in relationships frequently, but this one was unique.

It felt so good at first. It was a relief, actually. Just to let it out and not worry about what anyone else thought. Just to be Bob Dole's self. An outlet for everything pent up inside.

Then it began to stink. And the longer it went on, the more overwhelming the stench. Then others started to notice, but nobody commented. They were kind and considerate and kept their thoughts to themselves at first, but eventually the truth had to be told. Action had to be taken.

It's been effecting everyone in the house today, so Bob Dole made the decision and thought it fitting to share.

Bob Dole named it Curly before he left. The longest cable Bob Dole has ever laid. He put up a fight as he swirled and swirled toward his final resting place, but eventually he broke apart and surrendered. He was Bob Dole's favorite turd and he will be missed.

old_geezer · 12-12-2001, 08:44 PM

Old Geezer agrees

Rausch · 12-12-2001, 08:44 PM

Let me guess when ya' got the idea for this one...

Moon§hiner · 12-12-2001, 08:45 PM

old_geezer · 12-12-2001, 08:46 PM

There's been an awfull lot of crap on the board today . This appears to be the best of the lot. :cool:

Mr. Christopher · 12-12-2001, 08:46 PM

Thanks for sharing Bob...I'm sure you put a lot of hard work and effort into it...and for that, you should be commended.

...and I think it might be about time for me to sign off tonight...

**frazod** · 12-12-2001, 08:50 PM

My deepest and most heart-felt condolances on your loss, Bob.

Perhaps your lost friend will manifest his prescense in the odd, lingering fart....

Ultra Peanut · 12-12-2001, 08:54 PM

Goodbye, Curly.

5decadechiefsfan · 12-12-2001, 09:02 PM

Alas, the best part of you has gone away....

Joe Seahawk · 12-12-2001, 09:02 PM

POTY...:^)

Joe Seahawk · 12-12-2001, 09:03 PM

I dont mean potty...I mean..

Post
Of
The
Year

Raiderhader · 12-12-2001, 09:03 PM

Literally ROTFLMSAO!!!! That is just too much!

Quote:

[Insert something clever]

'Curly's dad'?

Hader,
just a thought

**ChiefGator** · 12-12-2001, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 5decadechiefsfan
Alas, the best part of you has gone away....

Something makes me think that Bob Dole lives a charmed life, and is probably full of potential Curly's right now....

- Mark
Frustrated at his floaters....

Michael Michigan · 12-12-2001, 09:09 PM

This looks interesting--

I just printed it out.

I'll give you a review in a bit, I'll read it as I drop the boys off at the pool.

Joe Seahawk · 12-12-2001, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raiderhader
Literally ROTFLMSAO!!!! That is just too much!

ROTFLMSAO??

Rolling on the floor laughing my sore *** off?

Sorry Jamie...

12-12-2001, 08:41 PM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $71931	It's been real... It is with some sadness and a smidgen of emotion that Bob Dole posts this thread, but after hours of internal conflict and a soul-searching tug-of-war, Bob Dole feels the time has come. It's unusual that one finds himself attached in this way--it's not typical behavior. Sure, we find ourselves in relationships frequently, but this one was unique. It felt so good at first. It was a relief, actually. Just to let it out and not worry about what anyone else thought. Just to be Bob Dole's self. An outlet for everything pent up inside. Then it began to stink. And the longer it went on, the more overwhelming the stench. Then others started to notice, but nobody commented. They were kind and considerate and kept their thoughts to themselves at first, but eventually the truth had to be told. Action had to be taken. It's been effecting everyone in the house today, so Bob Dole made the decision and thought it fitting to share. Bob Dole named it Curly before he left. The longest cable Bob Dole has ever laid. He put up a fight as he swirled and swirled toward his final resting place, but eventually he broke apart and surrendered. He was Bob Dole's favorite turd and he will be missed.
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12-12-2001, 08:44 PM	#2
old_geezer bite me Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Windsor, Mo. Casino cash: $43471	Old Geezer agrees __________________ If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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12-12-2001, 08:45 PM	#4
Moon§hiner Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas, USA Casino cash: $16843	MAO __________________ "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history- with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"
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12-12-2001, 08:46 PM	#5
old_geezer bite me Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Windsor, Mo. Casino cash: $43471	There's been an awfull lot of crap on the board today . This appears to be the best of the lot. :cool: __________________ If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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12-12-2001, 08:46 PM	#6
Mr. Christopher Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Casino cash: $1519	Thanks for sharing Bob...I'm sure you put a lot of hard work and effort into it...and for that, you should be commended. ...and I think it might be about time for me to sign off tonight...
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12-12-2001, 08:50 PM	#7
frazod Keep firing, assholes! Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2838502	My deepest and most heart-felt condolances on your loss, Bob. Perhaps your lost friend will manifest his prescense in the odd, lingering fart.... __________________ I'm not mean; I just don't like you.
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12-12-2001, 08:54 PM	#8
Ultra Peanut The Realest Sport Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: University of Jah Casino cash: $174722	Goodbye, Curly. __________________
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12-12-2001, 09:02 PM	#9
5decadechiefsfan Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: las vegas, nv, usa Casino cash: $1000	Alas, the best part of you has gone away....
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12-12-2001, 09:02 PM	#10
Joe Seahawk This place entertains.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $47700	POTY...:^)
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12-12-2001, 09:03 PM	#11
Joe Seahawk This place entertains.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $47700	I dont mean potty...I mean.. Post Of The Year
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12-12-2001, 09:09 PM	#14
Michael Michigan scribe Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $1000	This looks interesting-- I just printed it out. I'll give you a review in a bit, I'll read it as I drop the boys off at the pool. __________________ <<<<<>>>>> ...With all the romance of the TonTon Macoute...
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