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BlackHelicopters 06-18-2013 01:10 PM

Hours and hours of cunnilingus

ptlyon 06-18-2013 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9759524)
Hours and hours of cunnilingus

No need to catch throat cancer

NewChief 06-18-2013 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9759523)
What is this "freelance" you speak of? :hmmm:

She works as a freelance designer and art director for an invitation company while owning her own invitation/paper store that also does custom work.

patteeu 06-18-2013 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9759502)
Jesus Christ. Just get a live in maid then.

She's already got one.

ptlyon 06-18-2013 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9759548)
She's already got one.

I meant for him, but guess that would be for his bday, huh?

NewChief 06-18-2013 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9759548)
She's already got one.

4321

patteeu 06-18-2013 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9759555)
4321

:p I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.

NewChief 06-18-2013 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9759562)
:p I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.

I also like to eat things other than mac and cheese.

blaise 06-18-2013 01:32 PM

I got my wife a subscription from a company called Eco Emi for Christmas. It wouldn't get there by this weekend, but it's a nice gift. Could maybe print the receipt and put it in a card. They send a box of organic/natural samples products every month. There's a few companies that do something similar.

I got the idea from someone here.

patteeu 06-18-2013 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9759566)
I also like to eat things other than mac and cheese.

My daughter asked me the other day if I liked to cook. I told her I like to eat.

blaise 06-18-2013 01:34 PM

Really, when you do the cooking you kind of don't want people in the kitchen. They're just an annoyance and in the way, and give you input you don't want.

ptlyon 06-18-2013 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9759562)
:p I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.

So am I. I don't mind doing all that stuff. Love to cool, would rather not the cleanup tho. But the gf & I have a system that works pretty well.

NewChief 06-18-2013 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9759567)
I got my wife a subscription from a company called Eco Emi for Christmas. It wouldn't get there by this weekend, but it's a nice gift. Could maybe print the receipt and put it in a card. They send a box of organic/natural samples products every month. There's a few companies that do something similar.

I got the idea from someone here.

That's pretty cool. I wish I could find something similar to that with some different products (she's very picky about her cosmetic products, so those would probably go to waste on her).

tooge 06-18-2013 01:38 PM

Don't worry about a box for your dick. She's your wife.

Salon/spa is good too.

Unfortunately, no matter what you give her, she is, ahhhh, still a woman. She still won't forget stupid shit you did 6 months ago etc. Soooo, don't fret over what to get her. Send her off to the salon and have a killer dinner when she gets home.

Rain Man 06-18-2013 01:38 PM

Have you considered giving her some market research as a gift? I can print up some gift certificates.


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