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seclark 07-30-2013 02:24 PM

that would be an interesting 911 call.
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BlackHelicopters 07-30-2013 02:35 PM

Ban testicles!

Fish 07-30-2013 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9845551)
that would be an interesting 911 call.
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LMAO

"Yes, I'm serious. He ate my testicle!"

BlackHelicopters 07-30-2013 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9845551)
that would be an interesting 911 call.
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". No, no, just the one"

Tombstone RJ 07-30-2013 03:06 PM

that's what you get for sleeping naked with a dog.

ChiTown 07-30-2013 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9845628)
LMAO

"Yes, I'm serious. He ate my testicle!"

"No. No, Man. Shit no, Man! I believe you could get your ass kicked for saying something like that, Man!"

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...8PiX_lbCVleSHA

Bwana 07-30-2013 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9845493)
I wonder if he's off to the rodeo?

Nice LMAO

I wonder if his name was Johnny?

ShortRoundChief 07-30-2013 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 9845652)
that's what you get for sleeping naked with a dog.

If I was an asshole, I would say that it sounds like your wife gnawed one of your nuts off and you speak from experience.

However, I am not, so I won't.

Earthling 07-30-2013 04:07 PM

The good news is that the guy worries much less about nut hooks...

Tombstone RJ 07-30-2013 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9845717)
If I was an asshole, I would say that it sounds like your wife gnawed one of your nuts off and you speak from experience.

However, I am not, so I won't.

don't kid yourself, you are a tremendous asshole.

Eleazar 07-30-2013 04:14 PM

St. Bernard Medical Center ROFL

beach tribe 07-30-2013 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9845493)
I wonder if he's off to the rodeo?

First he's gotta get his right step right.

MMXcalibur 07-30-2013 04:35 PM

Lance Armstrong Jr.

ShortRoundChief 07-30-2013 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 9845796)
don't kid yourself, you are a tremendous asshole.

Tremendous?

That's giving me a heck of a lot of credit.

However, in light of this, I rescind my previous statement of not saying it and, in fact, I now do say it. The whole thing.

The Iron Chief 07-30-2013 04:52 PM

That guy has a lot of balls to share that story...sec

How the F@ck did this story not happen in Florida??


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