Once you get past Person #2 or #3, I suspect the coroner starts asking questions.

You never fail to disappoint.

You are cursed because you live in Denver, watch out for School shooters brah.

Gotta go with one tragic accident.

BTW, I definitely remember you were in my office that day making a sales pitch, but I decided to go with someone else. I remember thinking what a great presentation you made, it was obvious you were very well prepared, but I felt like I had to go with someone local. I clearly recall that you did not leave my office until 3:48pm CST and had an eight hour drive back to Denver.

You're a good friend. I'll return the favor some day.