Hey Chitown, I may not be Mr. Marriage Guru, but the only way to solve this is to make an appointment with stripper/stylest and then surprise the Mrs with what you have in store, a meeting of the minds with full disclosure. Not only will it make you a good guy, but maybe you'll get a 3way out of it.
Or an icepick to the neck.
Best wishes.

"SAW" "SAW"....not watched.... "SAW"

Chitown slips up, bigtime
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SHIT Chitown. Hopefully shit blows over with your wife. Seriously. I'd hate for something bad to come of this. Bad jokes and awkward silence would have been better.

In my case add 17 years!

Update:o:-)

It's all good with the Mrs.

I had a chance to CALMLY talk with her as to what happened. She actually just listened vs trying to assume a bunch of shit. Apparently, this week, one of the teachers she works with just found out her husband was cheating on her (not with my ex-hairdresser, heh). Obviously, my office encounter fed right in to her cheating husband story she had heard early in the week. BTW, the speed dial to the Lawyer was just a joke on my part. It seemed apropos, at the time, given the absolute abortion of a situation I was in. Sorry for the confusion.

What a bizarre week.........

So did you get to PIIHB?

Heh, it hasn't been that bizarre..........:LOL:

LOL...you never know.

F**K you........I'm still in the dog house.

Good to hear everything went well with the boss lady Chi.

Now are going to reschedule your appointment? :D

:hmmm:

Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. Although, in some relationships, that sort of vernacular is considered foreplay........

You almost made that sound negative.......

And that is a bad thing? :)

Yeah, I often wish my wife emulated that sort of lifestyle at home (with me ;) )..........

Hell, I'd be glad if the (with me ;) ), was occasional! Guess it's obvious why were fussin.

Glad to hear she didn't cut your nuts off with a wooden spoon, Chitown. TBA....best of luck.

Hell, I didn't even get to see a blow job! And thanks for the luck.

No that's just female behavior. My wife will wake up mad after a random dream about some unknown women an me. Women are insecure.......and insecure about their insecurity.




PhilFree:arrow:

Good to hear things aren't going to end up being nasty. This thread REALLY needs to be in the HOC, but I wouldn't feel right about if it had ruined your marriage or something. :)

Best thread of the year! Shit, I haven't laughed like this in a while. Definitely HOC.
Glad to hear your wife chilled, ChiTown.

Focking HOC all the way,I would've chimed in before now but was too riveted waiting for the next chapter.

Good luck Chi

Don't forget about Mom having to pick him up.

*edit* Glad things are cool Chi!

EPILOG: My Mrs. raped me this morning....feelin' better here.......

so did they turn down the music?

the story is hilarious..I had no doubt that chi would smooth it over after being married for fifteen plus years and the incident basically being bad timing.

but ya, you got me.. a long time firend from the planet breaking up with his wife is what I live for..



c'mon, man...:rolleyes:

I got a feeling my mrs is gonna rape me today too,she's dragging my ass to Legends Mall.

Seems to be bag on stevieray month. Thank goodness it's almost over, cause I am always glad to see your posts.

Oh no....beware of financial aids.......that can happen from a raping at Legends. Would it be considered a legendary raping?

Glad to hear it dude.

This story needs to be sent into the writers to "All my Children"...

Chi - What an incredible story. Glad to hear Mrs. Chi is now cool with your story.

I wonder how many Chiefs planet slobs will now head to Wichita for a cut ?

Nice job outta you for sharing this story.

ROFL at the opening post

LMAO I would watch her with the sissors if she knows you know her husand and caught her in the middle of a fling. I would let someone else cut my hair next time if I was you.

UPDATE
 

LMFAO

Slurpy had closed her shop down last year - not sure whether that was financial or sexually induced. At any rate, she is now working for one of the beauticians on the 3rd floor of my building

Ya know, my hair is getting a bit long over the ears..........better call for a trim.

:D

I propose this is ChiTown's smilie.

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Goat.