Your n00bness was very original atleast.

Are you ****ing pig too

I read this...

Then immediately thought of this...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...4xs7o1_500.jpg

LMAO

I've always crushed on Faruza Balk. I'm weird I know.

I'll gladly stand in the third place group on this list, sorry VosBill....

What the ****...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.

If you look back I nominated you... but mostly to see if SPchief would really shoot me for it.

reading is your friend;



outed...

All I know is you had better Tebow to Got that you have enough bribes to spread around. :D

To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

Thank you sir!!! I really cont care if I win this ...then again, it would really make me happy if I did .:clap:

you won't be happy then, you've been DQ'd as a mult.

Whoa, whoa, whoa....

me too, don't you love it?

he's not reading, he's drinking. Can't you read?!?!?!??!

nominated!

you're not a mult are you?
I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

CheifsandO'sfan
along with
SuperChief

Need to be on the nominated list

To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

To be honest,



oh you know....

Screw it if he's a mult... the guy has Michael Bolton as his avatar.

have you seen my stapler?

Jack Sparrow?

New Server gave me a run for my money last year.

Seaman Fan has a ring to it.

FAX

In my opinion, n00bs of the year should run from November 1 - October 31 of the next year, and then you can vote on them in december that way people who join in November can get a fair shake.

I would have beat the shit out of CC if that were the case. As it was, I was only here a month before the voting.

I joined in late september bro, step your game up!

Join Date
09-05-2010

You had a full 3 months.

I had 1.

<------ I just got destroyed in this thread.

http://www.evilengineering.com/galle...outta+here.jpg

:hmmm: Did I mention rum in my post?

Davey Jones. GIANT SQUID!

I tend to do that.

I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

You might just give Frankie's Mom a run for her money.

No bribes, WGAF.

I once killed a midget hooker because she wouldn't give me a customer appreciation day discount, and I still didn't win n00b of the year during my running.

It's just the nomination thread. You have to wait until the campaign and voting threads for the bribes.

Future n00bs of the year, i sent people pictures of my naked girlfriend last year for votes, learn from this. and dont forget to pm me.

I wrote ****ing poems too. I even dedicated one to you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=154503

I didn't get one....I move to have Shogun stripped of his title.

I vote for Buck.

Does the gentleman yield?

Secure your sperm container, you pathetic, piteous, pole-puffing, pigeon piddler.

FAX

I joined December 26th of 2006. Voting for n00b 2006 had already begun, several long time posters accused me of being a mult, Endelt mostly, I then went on to post 10,000 times in 2007. It has to be one of the most lopsided voting wins in the history of voting, not as lopsided as the Gore/Bush presidential voting mind you, but a good solid second most lopsided. Maybe it's just time to get over it.....

k

Right, because I wasn't in the running for n00b of the year for 2007. Not sure if I was even nominated for 2006.

I laugh at your poem, no really - I chuckled but not out of spite. It brought me humor and joy. HOWEVER, I made a whole thread dedicated to poems and short stories...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157170

And nobody, not even Bob Dole, would dare to burn any hat I wear!

Ah - ha! I'm better than you!


ROFL

Checkmate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=218246

Lewdog, Caseyguy and bonekrusher are not bad
Posted via Mobile Device

your 168 post thread checkmated my 246 post thread on poems and short stories? What am I doing wrong? Where's skip, now that I really need his Micky to my Rocky?

Fax turns to Danesque belligerent rambling? Has there been an influx of locusts lately?

Buck, I feel like we just hijacked this thread. :toast: If only there was an anti-hijacking thread to go to and continue our dick measuring where we would not be distracting or bothersome to other well meaning posters......

If only.....


:hmmm:

Anti-hijack thread you say?

Doubt it.

To the Cloud!

yeah, it wasn't very successful. Everyone still loves a good thread-jacking

I still don't know what the **** this means.

Is the cloud basically some super hard drive that you can connect to through the internet? That's what it sounds like to me when people explain it.

**** that, use dropbox.

A billionaire CP member developed it!

USE IT.

I would, but I dont really have any practical uses for it.

Mike Cloud? :shrug:

If there's anyone that's ever been deserving of the King of the N00bs title, it is none other than

clearly

Porn on the Go

you are clearly a mult

Clearly...


Wait, what?

Why?

Is it the N00b spelling? I don't get it...
Are you a mult?

It's a n00b who thinks nobody deserves it.

My money is on Kotter.

Definitely not. I'm so n00btastic, I don't know what a mult even is.

...scratch that. I do know. And I most certainly am not one.

That's exactly what a mult would say.

Hmmm . . . how I exprain this so as to avoid the cyclical argument?

Can't do it. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Welcome back to CP.

Damned indeed. Honestly and truthfully though, I am not a mult. Nixon style.

Well played Mr. Kotter.....very well played.

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Lol I was just about to say, these are either Welcome Back, Kotter references, or I don't have a ****ing clue what's going on.

Don't ****ing deny it, Kotter.

I'm sure a mod can attest to my n00bnes. I've spoken with DaFace briefly about some personal things, and it should be pretty clear I'm a newcomer here.

Kotter is being one cheeky bastard.

That rhymed. Alrighty.

DaFace is ****ing in on it.

I won't believe one god damned word that ****ing Anal Leaking mother ****er ever has to say again after the mult incident of 2007.

...of which I have no knowledge, as I joined CP earlier this year. Sure, I trolled a bit before joining, reading posts and laughing at people behind the comfort of my computer screen, but that's as far back as it goes, guy.

It's clear that you have paid DaFace for his silence. I think we should ask SimplyRed since he knows Kotter mults better than anyone.

Ask away, Brosef Stalin.

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm laughing at you not with you.