Wow. He must have been hot or something, right?

Clay, I can't tell if you're joking or serious sometimes.

I thought I were doing good. That is ridiculous.

I'm halfway joking. I'm curious as to what kind of dude would attempt that. I'm way too lazy to make such an effort.

Thanks. :D

Those days are past me now but I do have plenty of stories. :evil:

And no diseases, either.

None now anyways ;)

Here's the deal, Dude.

Having a "Big" personality is much more attractive (especially at a bar) and will get you laid 10x as many times as saying "I've got a big cock" or "Check out my buff bod".

If you have a cool look and you're extremely personable and can walk into a bar with confidence, immediately start talking to everyone (guys and girls included), buy shots, make friends then BAM!

Chicks are everywhere.

They want to be a part of the "show" and hang out. I'm not talking about being a douchebag, I'm talking about being a fun guy, partying and so forth. In all likelihood, you're going to hook up with someone. Just be cool (I think that people don't know what that means). Cool is cool.

It's up to you whether she's a 4 or an 8 (10's don't hang out in bars).

It's not that difficult. Chicks wanna get laid, too.

Trust me, Bro. I've been with my wife for 12 years and we just had a baby.

I've had a clean bill of health my entire life.

Condoms suck but they are a must. Whether you're drunk or not.

Make the chick put it on you or no go :evil:

so you banged 87 girls by the time you were 21 and 870 by the time you got married at 30?

Either my math is incorrect or, hell, I don't know.

I lost count somewhere around 300.

FTR, it's pretty easy to keep track of when you're out on the road, touring in bands, so forth.

Well, at least an approximation.

So pretty much, you're full of shit

Ah, no.

You know, SPChief, you're a real, stupid, mother****ing one who sucks the penis.

I pity your stupid, pathetic existence.

As I'm sure does everyone else in your "circle".

Have fun jerkin' yourself tonight.

I go on tour a lot and I don't have a clue what the number is honestly, its not a ton of girls but enough.

My milestone is banging a chick in the a**, then after sex proceeded to dildo herself with a baby cactus... Weird but true...

FYP

I'm not surprised...

Was it the Glow-in-the-Dark variety?

:p