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Old 07-16-2008, 07:44 PM  
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*** OFFICIAL Sex Milestones Thread ***

all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here

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Old 07-16-2008, 07:49 PM   #2
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some rules may need to be set in place
does a threesome count if a mouth was intered
in one -but not the vagina or butt
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #3
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I'll start.

20 years old- I had sex with a girl with fake boobs... and it was everything i had dreamed of
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #4
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some rules may need to be set in place
does a threesome count if a mouth was intered
in one -but not the vagina or butt
certainly
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #5
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I'll start. I have had sex with a girl with fake boobs... and it was everything i had dreamed of
Details, please.

I submit that participants in this thread should include ages next to their milestones.
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:51 PM   #6
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Details, please.

I submit that participants in this thread should include ages next to their milestones.
good idea...
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:52 PM   #7
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7.5 + 6.5 = 14!!

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Old 07-16-2008, 07:53 PM   #8
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:54 PM   #9
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:59 PM   #10
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regarding fake boobs... they are amazing. the girl i was with had full D-sized boobs and they were beautiful... they don't move around a lot, but they are still very entertaining
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:22 PM   #12
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks at the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
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There hasn't been anything funny on tv all evening man, I'd just rather read your posts.

You're the biggest douchebag and it makes me laugh harder than anything.............kinda like the new haircut guy on YouTube.
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:28 PM   #13
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
i had a thought right after i made this thread that you might show up..
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:29 PM   #14
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Lets see. In order.

18 years old - Did a mom and daughter. Not at the same time (about 6 months apart) and they were both good looking.Daughter was 18, mom was 36. That was crazy.

20 -Did 2 girls the same day. I know I was a whore but I was 20. That has happened since then several times but after the first time, not a milestone.
Not interested in doing it again unless at the same time.

36 - A hot 21 year old stripper. Dated her for a while. Fun but too much hassle for me. (rebound fun time after a long relationship ended)

36 - First set of fake boobs. Ironically enough stripper listed above just got new boobs and text me today.

Thats allthat sticks out right now.
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