I should say, although I do cuss around him i rarely use the f bomb. Very rarely.

Then another time we were in the car going to the store and he has this little bear blanket he has had since he was born that he calls Mr. bear. He had forgot him and all at once he goes Oh shit! Where's Mr Bear? I about died.

Honestly though. Hearing a chick curse more often than not is very unattractive.

Sweet now maybe, just wait tell she turns teenager then you will rethink sweet.


I may suggest parenting classes devoted to raising teenagers to help.

Now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have named my kid ****y Mc****erson. Afterall, all the kids will laugh and call him cassel.

The parents aren't always around when the bombs drop. One story that circulates at our church is that one day a kid was asked by a daycare worker if he had his lunch. The 4-year old held up his lunch bag a proudly proclaimed, "Yeah, I have my ****ing sandwich."

My buddy's 3-4 year-old sister was at a extended family gathering and quoted Space Balls - "I'm surrounded by assholes!"

Settle down Sandusky. She is 6 years old; that is young even for you.

I already have one of those. We have reached a detente of sorts. Instead of yelling and screaming about every single word that comes out of my mouth, she will do what I ask 75% of the time while quietly planning my demise. If I survive the next couple of years, I am good to go for about three more years until my little ninja hits the tweens. At that point, I think I will build myself a little fortress.

Sounds like you guys need to watch your backs.....sounds like your got a ****ing ninja in your house. I know I'd be concerned a little.

bundle of sticks

A friends 6 yr old son promptly enters the kitchen. Mother had been doing some weird baking. Son annouced to the family "Wow, it smells like Lindsey Lohan's pussy juice in here". My friend went ballistic. Son ran outta the kitchen and was heard mummuring to his younger sister, "what did I say to make Dad so mad?":shake:

It's tough in todays' world. Internet, ribald cartoons labled for adults, of course other kids whos parents cuss like pirates then pass it on to your kids etc.

ROFL! The only thing that could make that funnier is if she said, "Now I'm out, like the wind," and wooshed back out the door.