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SPchief 07-17-2008 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 4851750)
Ah, no.

You know, SPChief, you're a real, stupid, mother****ing one who sucks the penis.

I pity your stupid, pathetic existence.

As I'm sure does everyone else in your "circle".

Have fun jerkin' yourself tonight.



My "circle" :spock:



Keep being classy Dane

DaneMcCloud 07-17-2008 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 4851756)
My "circle" :spock:



Keep being classy Dane

Yeah.

That's your only reply to the stupid bullshit you post.

I hope that you feel good about being my stalker.

Every time I post at night, there's Mr. SPchief (what a lame ****ing name), trying to discredit everything I post.

Stalker.

SPchief 07-17-2008 01:21 AM

I post in the thread before you, and yet I'm stalking you? :spock:


Again, keep being classy dane

DaneMcCloud 07-17-2008 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 4851766)
I post in the thread before you, and yet I'm stalking you? :spock:


Again, keep being classy dane

No, you're always challenging everything I say.

Sounds to me like an inferiority complex, but call it what you will.

I'm sure you'll spin around to your "favor".

Good luck with that.

Boris The Great 07-17-2008 01:45 AM

Not to pick, but if people had to pick out which posts here are displaying an inferiority complex, most would probably go with ones saying WHOA LOOK HOW MANY CHICKS I F**KED.

ChiefsCountry 07-17-2008 02:14 AM

All I can say is I have had all hot ones and one regret. Damn alcohol. Nothing too cool or fancy and cant say I have been in the 300s or 100's or 10's, thats my roommates. Could have lots more but really didnt want to lower my standards or do something I would regret later mainly bc lots of times I was the sober DD and that would be kind of wrong IMO.

angelo 07-17-2008 06:25 AM

12 yrs old
My sister's best friend crawled into my bed in her bra and panties. It was the best night of my young life.
13 yrs old
My mom's friend who was staying with us after a messy divorce
14-15
Neighbor lady who was recently divorced
16-17
First interracial girlfriend (Joy)
sex in a confessional booth
sex in a dressing room
first american indian and gusher
18
First threesome initially not by choice but then what the heck.
2nd inter racial relationship
19-23
Joined the mile high club(Atlanta to Baltimore) with a woman who the next day took her final vow to become a nun(that was weird)
work as a bouncer/ bartender in westport
Public places
sears tower
cubs games
The shadow bar
gap on the plaza
blow job while driving thru the plaza
glass elevator in the hyatt
movie theater
hand job in the middle of houston's restaurant

also slept with one girl and all her friends in one week
pulled a hat trick in 24 hours

24
started dating a bisexual
many threesomes'
if it matters of mixed race's
Had sex on my Boss's desk

26-27
quickest lay (walked into a bar, saw a girl that I had my eye on and asked what she was doing. She stated: lookin for a piece of ass, I countered with are you done lookin. She looked me up and down and said ok.
I slept with my College Professor girlfriend while he was pass out on the couch in the same room.
I slept with another Prof's Daughter

28
slept with Joy's little sister (first interracial girlfriend)
slept with my employee's finance without knowing it
hit on a girl at Barnes&Noble that I had slept with when I was 26
she was angry and engaged ( I still slept with her the weekend before her wedding)

29
Best gusher ever. I had to by rubber sheets she would literally soak the bed.
especially if we did anal

30
Started dating an 18 year old she was stunning and smart 32 dd 28 32
5'6 105
and damn near killed me as close to tantric 3-4 hour sessions
I still get quivers thinking about her ( she moved away to school)

I have slept with
Chinese Mexican
Korean Brazilian
Japanese Honduran
Vietnamese Peruvian
Thai Argentinian
Laotion African
Filipino Russian
Australian Greek
East Indian Jewish
Iranian Italian
Egyptian French
Russian Spanish
French English
Irish

The truth of the matter is I have forgotten a lot of the experience's. I am sure that there are plenty more. I spent most of my late teens and twenties in a alcohol and drug induced fog. I always used protection.
31
met my wife and have never been happier

I have to agree with Dane. It has nothing to do with looks or the size of your junk/ wallet. I do not have any of those.

It is all about personality

I am not proud of what I have done nor am I ashamed.
I never lied or deceived any of these women.
Some hate me.
Some have fond memories of me.

I think the interesting thing is if a women posted something like this she would be a slut.

Ang

p.s. I am not good with punctuation

blueballs 07-17-2008 06:56 AM

The internet does not appear to be a good modem
of translating ones personality to the printed word
or the trees are too thick to see the forest clearly

Baby Lee 07-17-2008 07:35 AM

7 - while riding my bike in the street, a neighborhood girl advises her parents aren't home

15 - a few weeks before school started, went to a uber-nerdy 'mock trial' camp at Washburn. Of all things, there was a cheerleader camp going on at the same time. Effed the hottest girl who'd given me the time of day to that point in my life.

16 - riding the bus home on a band trip, while pretending to doze off, a redhead and I ever so casually work our hands up respective thighs, 'til I'm flicking her bean and she's beating my meat. Not a word said afterwords, and her boyfriend picked her up when we got back to school.

19 - not really a highlight, but got effed up [on another band trip, now in college] chugging vodka with abandon. Somehow managed to eff a not too attractive girl AFTER puking in her hotel bathroom

24 - me and a buddy chatted a pair of strippers. apparently our game was good enough that that advised us to wait around until their shift was over. took them out to Fast Eddie's, then to his house where we paired off.

That's about it for the outlandish stuff.

RockChalk 07-17-2008 08:03 AM

17 - sex with a girl I had just met on my parents pool table while they were home. one of my favorites because I had just met her 2 days prior, she came over one evening and while we were playing pool she looked at me and said "are we going to keep playing pool or are you finally going to fuck me?"

17 - blowjob in my car outside my gf's house while her father was working the garage. he was a real asshole and probably would have killed me had he known

20 - shortest time meeting someone and having sex...about 45 minutes. best part about this is that (although in hindsight it was a dickhead move) I woke her up and made her go home because the Chiefs season opener (vs Cleveland, helmet toss game) was that day

21 - first interracial and anal, all with same girl. actually still sleeping with her to this day. same girl was also a hooters waitress about 3 years ago

all in all, nothing too crazy really. i haven't slept with 100's of girls but I've had a pretty good run to this point in my life. i don't have a bike

RockChalk 07-17-2008 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 4851730)
Here's the deal, Dude.

Having a "Big" personality is much more attractive (especially at a bar) and will get you laid 10x as many times as saying "I've got a big cock" or "Check out my buff bod".

If you have a cool look and you're extremely personable and can walk into a bar with confidence, immediately start talking to everyone (guys and girls included), buy shots, make friends then BAM!

Chicks are everywhere.

They want to be a part of the "show" and hang out. I'm not talking about being a douchebag, I'm talking about being a fun guy, partying and so forth. In all likelihood, you're going to hook up with someone. Just be cool (I think that people don't know what that means). Cool is cool.

It's up to you whether she's a 4 or an 8 (10's don't hang out in bars).

It's not that difficult. Chicks wanna get laid, too.

I can verify this as 100% accurate. One of my best friends is exactly this way and I just tag along for the ride :D

Midnight_Vulture 07-17-2008 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 4851697)
I laugh at your incompetence.

I "banged" three times that many by age 21. By age 30 (when I met my wife), that number had increased tenfold.

But I am lame. One of my best friends has been with more than 500 girls (well, far more than 500, actually). At one point, he moved to Padre Island during Spring Break 1994 with the goal of "banging" 100 chicks in 90 days.

He surpassed that goal.

You, sir, are an amatuer.

Sorry dude but I laugh at YOUR imcompetence. Sorry but fat chicks dont count.ROFL

I only bang girls that are 8s or higher.

Plus it sounds like you have the hots for your friend. Something you want to "come out " and tell us dude?ROFL

Midnight_Vulture 07-17-2008 08:16 AM

ALso my stats should soar once I go to Australia next summer for "business" haha. I hear the ratio to guys and girls is insanely in the guys' favor.

Baby Lee 07-17-2008 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4851988)
Sorry dude but I laugh at YOUR imcompetence. Sorry but fat chicks dont count.ROFL

I only bang girls that are 8s or higher.

Plus it sounds like you have the hots for your friend. Something you want to "come out " and tell us dude?ROFL

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Don't engage, Dane!!! He wants your wedding veggies.

seclark 07-17-2008 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4851993)
ALso my stats should soar once I go to Australia next summer for "business" haha.

oh $hit...hide the dingos.
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