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QuikSsurfer 05-26-2008 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4768902)
MAN OF STEEL

Chuck Norris
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FAX 05-26-2008 10:18 PM

As for the actual question, I'm not sure that punching females is at all acceptable behavior. Far better, I think, to grab them by the hair and repeatedly slam their head into the bar. That technique is certain to straighten a girl out by the second or third slam.

FAX

Skip Towne 05-26-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4768957)
Yes, women are weak lilies.

Says Humpty Dumpty

Chiefs Pantalones 05-26-2008 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4768998)
As for the actual question, I'm not sure that punching females is at all acceptable behavior. Far better, I think, to grab them by the hair and repeatedly slam their head into the bar. That technique is certain to straighten a girl out by the second or third slam.

FAX

Before you hit them, grab their boobs. It's only fair. They have touched you in a non-appropriate way, it's only fair that before you Steven Segal their asses you violate them that way.

Bugeater 05-26-2008 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4768967)
Just out of curiosity, how big are you?

He's bigger than JoeSomebody:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/pictu...3&pictureid=83

FAX 05-26-2008 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder (Post 4769009)
Before you hit them, grab their boobs. It's only fair. They have touched you in a non-appropriate way, it's only fair that before you Steve Segal their asses you violate them that way.

I couldn't agree more, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. I've always found that a double boob slap sets the tone for an evening of mixed-sex violence.

FAX

Chiefs Pantalones 05-26-2008 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4769013)
I couldn't agree more, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. I've always found that a double boob slap sets the tone for an evening of mixed-sex violence.

FAX

Mixed-sex violence is the only answer.

Hammock Parties 05-26-2008 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder (Post 4769017)
Mixed-sex violence is the only answer.

That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-foot-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

Chiefs Pantalones 05-26-2008 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4769022)
That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

You want to have sex with a girl that age ranges from 4-10? That's ****ed up, GC. haha ;)

CHENZ A! 05-26-2008 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4768967)
Just out of curiosity, how big are you?

6'3" 190

Rausch 05-26-2008 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 4769029)
6'3" 190

Good thing I know your weakness, superman...:evil:

Pablo 05-26-2008 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4769022)
That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

Wow..did ya have to?

Coach 05-26-2008 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4769022)
That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

Indefensible....

Hammock Parties 05-26-2008 10:49 PM

4-foot-10 you dumbasses.

banyon 05-26-2008 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4769022)
That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

ECHELON just snagged your IP.


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