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gblowfish 01-17-2013 12:16 PM

She probably knows how to massage his prostate in a special way....
But is that worth $350 million?

Dude is messed up. My advice to Tiger. Stay single, bang as much strange as you can, while you can. If you're single, $350 million buys a lifetime of primo tail.

warpaint* 01-17-2013 12:41 PM

Meh, all of that has it's appeal and is great in the moment but none of it brings lasting fulfillment or happiness.

I hope it works out for them if true.

beach tribe 01-17-2013 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9326960)
I like Tattoo.

But to be fair, he does struggle with spelling.

This is true, but it was an obvious pun, that was spelled correctly and it flew right over Dane's head.

And as grammatically challenged as Tatt may be I'll bet he knows that 51%= a majority. Which Dane argued, with his trademark fury, wasn't true.

BlackHelicopters 01-17-2013 03:01 PM

This is a joke, right?

1ChiefsDan 01-17-2013 03:29 PM

****ing dumb ass. Porn stars and waitresses are the way to go.

whoman69 01-17-2013 03:30 PM

Sad and pathetic that not only is he proposing this but that she is considering it.

Rambozo 01-17-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 9328793)
Sad and pathetic that not only is he proposing this but that she is considering it.

I doubt it. She is probably just luring him in to show her a video of her taking a big black dong in the ass. Someone who will put him to shame. Payback is a bitch.

BigMeatballDave 01-17-2013 04:15 PM

Tiger is an idiot.

ChiefBoyRDEE 01-17-2013 04:16 PM

apparently Tiger just shagged Lindsey Vonn over the weekend

GloryDayz 01-17-2013 04:21 PM

And the rest laugh.... At least until Elin's magic potion makes Tiger win everything he enters again!

http://www.exegolf.com/magazine/file..._560301000.jpg

Rasputin 01-17-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9327981)
LMAO

When did place become a campfire circle?

Sorry, Dude. I was just teasing. My apologies.

Your apology is accepted DaneMcCloud. I also apologize for calling you a Douchenozle(sp) Douchenozzle. Can't believe no one caught that. :)


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