so how do you guys feel about punching females?
 

In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?

I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore.

Idiot so far...

I had a girlfriend back in the day that had two black eyes......






I had to tell her twice. ;)




Of course, I'm only joking and would NEVER condone striking a woman. :)

If someone stabbed me in the neck with keys, I'd at least punch whoever did it, no matter who it was. I'd do more if it was a man. I wouldn't hit a woman except in an extreme case, but thats just crossing the line. You can't do something like that and expect your gender to protect you.

keys to the neck might've done it for me--I admire your restraint. just curious-what precipitated the beer toss?

I have no problem with puching females, as long as they are punching other females.

If your bar is still using a tape machine tell the cheap bastard owner to upgrade to a DVR. the images are much better and can really be the diff. in a case like this.....

You did the right thing. Good man.

Under no circumstance do you fist a bitch in the face, unless she has a knife, or another weapon that seriously threatens your safety.

I hope those tapes show the truth, and that bitch gets what she deserves.

The 3 dots below the scrathes/bruising, are actually bruises as well from keys that went straight on.

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What I'd really like to do is cut a woman's hair off while she sleeps. Revenge!

Give her the pimp slap.

The girl would have to be threatening my life in order for me to impose any harm her way. I guess you didn't feel she was threatening your life by stabbing her keys into your throat, but that's just you lol ;) Big ups on keeping a cool head though man. You're going to win the case, so don't worry about it.

I tell my wife everyday, "Woman I am going to stop raising my voice and start raising my hand". Puts her in line.





yeah, kidding. Never would

Those pics will certainly help your case.

Just tell your friends they're sex marks. ;)

She will kick your pudgy ass.

Agreed...grab them, throw them off of you, restrain them but not face punch them unless a table leg is going upside your head. In which case I think I almost broke an old girlfriend's shoulder when I tagged her so hard in her arm after she did that to get her the **** off of me. And yes I went to jail though I was literally getting a psycho bitch off of me that was nailing me with a table leg. I had a busted lip, knots all over my head and I went to jail for punching her in the arm so hard that it knocked her down to get her off me.

Never.

Also, they'll probably end up dropping the charges anyway. White trash people that engage in stuff like this usually ride their emotions and make quick, stupid decisions (like stabbing you in the throat). Later on though, thankfully for themselves and their financial well-being, they smarten up a bit and drop the charges in most cases.

I'm not as pudgy as I once was, old man. I bet I could punch right through your face.

Punch? No. But you should have grabbed the back of her head and face planted it into the ground COPS style.

The bar was closed, and I was pulling beers. I grabbed her boyfriend's, and he grabbed my hand. I told him to let go, then I told him let go NOW and leave. he didn't let go, so I just crushed the plastic cup with my hand and the beer spilled on the table. We walk around and give everyone a 5 min warning before we're going to pull them anyway, and this wasn't even the first table that I had gone up to. I never cursed or called names or anything, I just told him matter of factly to LEAVE NOW. thats it.

Consider yourself lucky, bro. I once saw one nut job chick throw a bottle of beer like a tomahawk at her boyfriend inside a bar, she missed him and hit some innocent bystander in the nose smashing his face apart pretty badly. the bottle was almost empty, giving it maximum lethality. she just walked out of the bar and took off.

And they reacted like that? That sucks. Intoxicated people are usually so rational too.



Do you have an attorney already?

That's a shitty situation. I say smack a ho. WTF? Why not? It's almost an insult if you don't. Title IX or some shit. Equal rights means putting the water bottle on the container at the office, and gettin hit like a man if you hit like a man. A wife and mother is really the only exceptions to this rule for me. But then again, I'm kind of an asshole. I'd also say, that I have never had to put myself to the test as the situation has never arose. I may not have the balls to follow through with that.

Good thing we never have to worry about that.

You did the right thing. I can't imagine any charges sticking, the fact that you (I'm assuming?) were sober and they were drunk would put the benefit of the doubt in your favor. And from what I see in that pic, she should've been arrested for assault. I'd like to know why she wasn't.

:LOL:

:LOL:

This is the only thing GOATSE has said that I have laughed at. That's funny right there.

Haven't contacted one, it just happened last night.. Haven't needed one since I changed my ways a couple yrs back.

I wonder if I could agree to drop the charges and settle out of court? The system gets enough money, I could use some cash for bills, we're in a recession! LMAO

Did you call the police?

You need to file a police report sometimes within as little as 48 hours. You need names and numbers of witnesses. I hope someone besides yourself took that photo.

If you did all that, there's probably not a need to hire a private attorney, the police will file the charges with the DA's office and at the very least you will get any medical bills paid out of the restitution, even if they cut a deal with the stabby bitch. Unless you've got some lazy prosecutors, then you'llneed to assemble all that evidence yourself and take her to small claims court probably.

In Kansas you're not entitled to pain and suffering unless you have over $2k in medical bills, so it won't probably be cost-effective to actually hire a private attorney.

(Coincidentally, I have my first jury trial rommorrow, and it is a battery case.)

Just hand the judge an 8X10 of this pic and walk away free.

the police said that since there were witnesses(the two drunks friends) who told a different story of how it went down, that if they arrested them then they'd have to arrest me too because it is a he said/She said situation.

I have some questions for the officer that filed the report, but she doesn't get on duty until 11PM. I need sleep, this bouncer deal is just a 1-2 night a week gig, I have a day job that I had to be at this morning and I'm on like 3.5 hrs of sleep. Thats why I'm on here ranting to stay awake. :banghead:

Why would you treat a woman any differently than a man in this situation?

You sexist?

I don't think hitting anyone is a good idea unless it's self defense or defending someone else. Someone insulting you or slapping you isn't a danger to your person. Walk away.

If someone's swinging with a closed fist or thrusting sharp objects it's time to protect yourself...

unless of course as previously mentioned, you're a familiar face at the DA's ofc...just sayin.

Jayzus Christ!!

You be certain to show those photos. Those slashes are fairly close to your carotid artery. She clips that and you could have bled out or been in a serious medical emergency.

I'm going to say right now, that if you did hit her, and I were on the jury, you're acquitted.

Myself, and the other bouncer made them wait outside til the police got there. the police took pictures as well, but thats what worries me because of the bruising on the boyfriends arm they were able to make me an assault suspect. ****ing ridiculous.

That's not good. You need some strangers on your side. People who weren't the drunk's friends and aren't regulars or coworkers.

WHAM!

I bet female bones break real easily.

I am NOT a felon, but I made some mistakes yrs ago that I learned from. Hopefully that won't be held against me. It shouldn't have any bearing in my opinion.

As long as you're not a CHiefs running back
nobody would've get outraged if you had

Why would you think that?

It must be my incredible upper-body strength. Most things tend to break easily under my assault. I walked into a door today and took it right off the hinge.

I think a good and greedy lawyer could push this too attempted murder since she was stabbing at your neck and throat.


Just sayin.........

If she's convicted of attempted murder I wonder if you could just get her to **** you to drop the charges.

Well shit I mean there were like 80 people there that saw it, shouldn't the police have asked any of them what happened? I've never had to go around gathering witnesses for anything before.

LMAO

MAN OF STEEL

You have a right to self defense, and the law doesn't distinguish between a man and a woman.

My opinion on the matter is that if a woman tries to fight you like a man, she should be dealt with like a man. Far too many girls feel they can get in a guy's face and push him around because of this unspoken rule that you don't hit women. The first time some guy cracks em' upside the head, that shit will stop.

Women make more efficient assassins.

Make sure you don't pick on one of those.

I'm not that hard up man. she was not even remotely attractive, she looked strung out. I like fit and healthy women.

Private attorneys don't get to decie what criminal charges are filed. And prosecutors don't get paid by the level of felony they charge.

:)

Blowjob.

Those are exactly the people you need. People that have no connection to you or them, thus no reason to lie about it.

They are probably friends of a friend of a friend. Ask the other bouncers to help you figure out who was there that fits that bill maybe, or seeif you can identify them the next club night or friday.

Sounds like meth to me.

Dang, Mr. CHENZ A!. My advice to you is to find a new job. No amount of money is worth that kind of abuse and mental anguish.

The problem is that, even if a woman stabs you with keys, a judge will probably have your tail for hitting a woman. It's just the way it is.

FAX

bitch looked like fiona apple, and the dude had a pony tail. :shake:

Those are some brutal key wounds. As banyon stated you need to get some unbiased statements from witnesses. Hopefully the video system filmed something positive for your side as well. What bar do you bounce at?

Only do it for supplemental income. If I could find a better 1 or 2 nt a week job that lets me come in at 8PM I'd definetely do it. this is the first time I've had any problems here though.

WTF? If a dude put marks like that on a woman his ass would've gone straight to jail.

LMAO Yeah right, I think this deal right here proves that it does.

If someone is coming at me with a knife or trying to seriously injure me. i dont care who it is, they are going to get one across the cheek. My friend once told me women want equal rights. so if a bitch is going to come at me like a man, i am going to hit her like one. haha

I'll do what I need to to protect my self and my family. In that case they are fair game.

I guess this is one of the advantages of being a transvestite.

"Claythan" LMAO. Nice work, MODS.

True. I guess I should say that "isn't supposed to" differntiate between man and woman.

It's too easy to put a woman down without having to punch them or cause any real physical harm. Although, if it were a life and death situation, like the bitch was swinging a knife, it would be lights out for her.
I do have to say you showed a considerable amount of restraint for someone getting keys jabbed in their neck.

LMAO

EXCELLENT

Yes, women are weak lilies.

I can certainly understand that, Mr. CHENZ A!. I hate to see you working in an "at risk" environment, though. Here's to hoping this episode will ultimately resolve itself in your favor. Based on your post, it's within the realm of possibility that the crazy bitch and her boyfriend off each other before it goes to court.

FAX

Just out of curiosity, how big are you?

skip is scared

in all seriousness, William makes a very valid point-keys to the carotid raises the ante...anyhoo-good luck, and I'm with Mr FAX on the new line of work thingy.

Dealing with drunks is fun.

Chuck Norris
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As for the actual question, I'm not sure that punching females is at all acceptable behavior. Far better, I think, to grab them by the hair and repeatedly slam their head into the bar. That technique is certain to straighten a girl out by the second or third slam.

FAX

Says Humpty Dumpty

Before you hit them, grab their boobs. It's only fair. They have touched you in a non-appropriate way, it's only fair that before you Steven Segal their asses you violate them that way.

He's bigger than JoeSomebody:

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